finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well

These days I like to post about things like chess games and books and my garden; things that make me happy. But I really do feel the need to speak on this briefly, because there are these horribly serious accusations and insults that get thrown around every time Homestuck comes up. It's not trivial.

Man, I’ve been illegally profiting off Homestuck re-uploads for years by posting them to PornHub and lawyers haven’t once told me to denounce Sara Z for slandering Andrew Hussie by publishing his own words, in full, in the context within which he said them.

Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory

Some of these claims seem like blatantly untrue... It's just another third party app on Discord that uses the regular API that only really exposes the message that the command was run on, no different from the likes of EsmBot. These can be disabled using the "external apps" server permission.

Silver Age Superman plot: "That dastardly Lex Luthor is up to no good again! He's trying to put a chemical in the water supply that makes me invisible to the people of Metropolis!" The Jimmy Olsen, Superman's Pal subplot:

the revolutionary new girls love button on the switch 2 controller will cause peach and daisy to make out whenever pressed

I have never been more happy to be wrong in my life. but also I'm right anyway so win win.

SAMUS SCANNING ALIEN ARTIFACTS IN METROID PRIME 4

I am so going to make Rokkenjima in Tomodachi Life 2 you wouldn't even believe it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

wish me luck bros, got a 2 part bingo ready for the week.

ALL REFERENCES to WHEN THEY CRY found in the SILENT HILL F TRAILER!

y'know I was convinced that a 2nd Trump term would mean the return of the unfunniest jokes ever but Baby Face Vance and Fell For It Again are pretty hard hitters for the 1st couple of months.

some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

I think the greatest, most impactful thing a story can do is utterly ruin a certain span of time for anyone who's a fan. a date, holiday, a month, a whole year, whatever. when that time comes, an entire fandom fucking activates a super brainrot never before seen.

why did Mario get into the Twitter server room and bust the fucking place up. what did Elon do to him.

"if you do the fuzzy pickles thing at our wedding, I'm going to smack you."

You see the way that he skrts the whip out the traphouse?

KINO... SOUL... AND EVERYTHING RAW. THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE PEAKEST LITTLE FICTION. BUT PROFESSOR MAKER ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE MEDIA/CONTENT... CHEMICAL S€X.

BABY THEORY: My Mom DOESN'T Disappear When She Covers Her Herself With Her Hands?!?

smash bros if they had any fucking clue what they were doing while making sonic #ssbu

ask ChatGPT. you can just ask Gemini. you can ask Copilot on Windows. just talk to Claude. Perplexity probably has an answer. dude Meta can tell you. Poe could solve that. Grok knows it. you can find out with Grok. you can ask Grok and find out. talk to Grok right now. go to Grok. dive into Grok.

Just bumped into an old friend.

My name is Author, I made the Entity It was difficult to put the data together But unfortunatеly, something went so wrong And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song My name is Author

*nodding seriously* identical twins, impossible to tell the difference. I see why people have so much trouble

the Higurashi Advanced Story implies the existence of the Higurashi Casual Story.

hi evatrice

you put your hormones in you put your hormones out you put you hormones in and then you pronoun all about you do the wokey pokey and trans yourself around that's what it's all about

found this writeup on the Higurashi console arcs and it's so fucking good and basically lays down every problem with them and what makes them antithetical to the original work. read it or something. medium.com/@lozangenet/...

how the fuck am I supposed to live knowing this is not going to be continued.

can't wait for the Nintendo 2witch. the Nintendo SwIItch. the Nintendo Stwoitch. the Nintend-too Switch the niintendo 2wiitch.

reading Ciconia.

Umineko Episode 7.

Umineko Episode 7.

"hey what time is it." "hmmm lemme check my Kanon Clock."

i feel the need to share this here. on tumblr someone sent me an ask about an umineko reference in idw sonic #75, which i'd missed. then evan and nathalie confirmed that it was actually TWO references: a character doing the crying battler face, and two bg extras colored like battler and beatrice

why is it always the fat fetish guys who are really irresponsible about kinks. you never see a vore dude try really hard to tell you "no guys I just draw characters eating other characters for Design Reasons" like no it's always the fat fetishists trying to cover their tracks.

everyone else in the online simulated universe, pussies: "what is life now that we can transcend our bodies and enter this digital realm. what will happen to the nature of human connection. the implications are endless." me, a fucking cool person: "check out my fucking things."

tf is going on in YouTube comments.

shitty dub of a bunch of Umineko absolutenutcase162 comic edits I found on Reddit because they're funny.