everyone things the 'big announcement' is ASPRIN CAUSES AUTISM but as a realist I expect them to bust out with "we are now rounding up and deporting autistic people back to their ancestral homeland, Autismlandia"

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you're the main reason to keep on going

anyone got a read on this tylenol->autism thing? like, what's their aim here anyway

Silver lining, but this is hilarious "We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."

Instead of boycotting Disney what if we boyclotted them instead. What if there was blood? What if there was so much blood? Corrupt and glistening under the uncaring sun...

“Don’t take Tylenol during pregnancy!! just run that volcanic fever, fetuses love that”

I have zero fucking sense of humor about this rfk shit. besides the obviously gross misreprestation/othering/etc of autistic people it's catastrophic from any sound scientific POV. any doctor who consults governmental guidelines for anything at all under this admin is guilty of malpractice

remembering when they were all "facts dont care about your feelings" and having an aneurysm

excited for all the free shit I'm gonna scavenge after all these assholes get raptured

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

i think very frequently people have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible and very infrequently do those people take the opportunity and i think the world would be better if they did idk

me when i've figured out a new and exciting wheel to reinvent

You know what causes autism? Sex. People have sex and sometimes it makes a baby. And sometimes that baby is autistic. We are going to have to end sexiness. And that's why we have imprisoned Pedro Pascal. Unfortunately, the prison is now very sexy. 🤔

i found the cure for autism it's called minding your fucking business

why is it monday

EVERY RAPTURE I SURVIVE MAKES ME STRONGER AND MORE BLASPHEMOUS.

"You can’t eradicate autism without eradicating autistic people. It’s genocidal rhetoric against us that’s justified by 'autism destroys families. It destroys children.' No, it doesn’t. It’s bias against autistic people." From an interview at @motherjones.com www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

flying from Scatman John into one of the most depressing ASMZ songs ever, god bless shuffle

it's a scooby doo melody

The "terrorist reclassification" was an extreme over interpretation by Ken Klippenstein that circulated purely as a headline and is active disinfo, there are a whole gaggle of left/lib journalists right now who have found their niche getting massive engagement by scaring the shit out of trans people

"hang on, I'm just defining pornography"

The overwhelming impression of the whole thing to any normal person is of hundreds of screeching, squealing pigs all scrambling over Kirk's body to get a better spot at the trough he vacated

It’s time to check the USAID cut death toll. It’s over half a million now.

free speech is when your government takes over a communication platform to secretly decide what can be said on it, who will see what, and who spends how much time looking at different types of messages about their interests for, you know, normal reasons and stuff

I may be a SFW creator, simply because I just want to have a family friendly space for all ages to enjoy--and I prefer to keep that side of me separate from work. But I do stand with NSFW artist and creators. Blackouts don't do shit. The last thing people should do is be silent.

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

The "foolishly giving them even one iota of credit" interpretation of this Tylenol bullshit is they finally feel like they're in too deep on antivax and are trying to pivot. But fuck 'em, they don't deserve that. The cynical and therefore correct take is they're keeping antivax and adding Tylenol.

i do hope the person who suggested a blackout isnt getting unnecessarily dogpiled cuz it really seems like their heart was in the right place but there was a true lack of knowledge when it comes to the nuances of social media movements educate but remember that infighting will solve nothing

This week, the state of Alabama plans to execute my client. My options are (a) truncate my observation the High Holidays or (b) truncate my support of the client & team. I will chose A, obviously. But it sucks and they would never set an execution on Dec 27.

just figured out my laptop was performing very poorly because the power connector or port is failing and it was rapidly flipping between performance and energy saving modes

Y'all canceling Disney over the phone? That's cute. I'm three miles under Anaheim fixin' to smash up the cryogenerators on Kurt Russel's tomb, drink the subzero fluid inside of it, and fight whatever I find in there. You do you though.

What is the basis for this hope? They have nothing to offer Trump that he actually gives a shit about, because all he actually wants is to call them names online and he gets to do that for free no matter what happens. What's this negotiation supposed to even look like

@robertpicardo.bsky.social loved you in SG:A and ST:V, glad to see you on here and posting the good shit

Not exaggerating when I say that this entire story is the ultimate confluence of every single thing wrong with our society An accident happened to a person a tech millionaire was exploiting causing her baby to die so she rained down godlike power to terrorize & destroy her life forever in response

bluesky whiteout go go go paint the room with skeet

wet-dry ass world

the opposite of wet ass pussy is dry pussy ass

My statement formally recognising the State of Palestine.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

there are no nice women married to these terrible men. Melania Trump is a collaborator, not a hostage. Cheryl Hines is perfectly happy with her husband's 'car that smells like death from transporting roadkill home to put in his fridge to eat later' and she's absolutely fine with your child dying

septembo 21 babey

Reminder that generative AI, particularly in the arts, isn't a long-term inevitability just because billionaires want it to be.