I’m at ICE HQ

Alvaro Folgueiras hits a three!

2 points on Trump's media capture: 1. Fascists don’t need to turn all news outlets to their side. They win if major outlets are simply too weak to tell the truth about them. 2. Fascists don’t need to make you believe them. They win if they pollute the news so much that you don’t believe anything.

Combination of expired EV credits and a dearth of affordable choices. We should be taxing the F outta gas and issuing mondo credits for EV purchases.

On this day in 2020, Louisville police officers shot and killed 26-year-old Breonna Taylor during a no-knock raid in the middle of the night in Louisville, Kentucky.

The dumbest people, the dumbest war, the dumbest weapons ... so far. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

Not the most immediate concern, but on top of the violence, death, destabilization, and economic uncertainty, these wars are catastrophic carbon emission events.

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

No doubt in my mind that LLMs have trained on cautionary distopian SciFi and use that to output distopian AI reality. It's not sentience by a long shot, it's just a very dumb irony of where we are at right now.

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

A quick note on that new "AI declaration", which is mostly just a bit clueless but which also assembled some of the most vile people on the planet for a bunch of scientists and activists to put there name next to. https://tante.cc/2026/03/05/nothing-to-declare/

This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.

More like Bored of Peace, amirite?

"We'll never use this in real life." Oh yeah, you piece of shit? Then why do I have the symbols menu open on my calculator app, tapping ² and π as I calculate the cooking surface area of Big Green Eggs?

As a Sacramento Kings fan, it's not a lot of fun watching D'Aaron Fox, Jake LaRavia, Harrison Barnes, and Neemias Queta as major contributors on teams primed for playoff runs. Vivek should be forced to sell. The league should seize ownership or something.

I don't understand this coordinated response of Dems going, "Trump owes us an explanation for attacking Iran!" Do they expect his failure to provide one will produce a politically advantageous gotcha? Come on. Just say the war is stupid, wasteful and it should cease. Stop being weak and terrible.

Can't believe I still hear dumb dumbs saying, "you couldn't make [politically incorrect movie or tv show] today!"

As someone who likes beer (in moderation) and doesn't like jogging (but can), the beer is by far the hardest part of this. I feel like the tacos aren't even worth mentioning. That's just three meals of 8 tacos each.

Magic at Suns ending was nuts

I’d love to see Keegan Murray take 20 fga/game. Have him be the player who makes the initial catch/touch on Sacramento’s “Elbow” actions. On “Wide” actions. And let him “work out”. Murray told me he spent the summer playing 1’s in Chicago against Herb Jones and Max Struss. Murray can get his own

Westbrook is gunning for Scott Skiles' record of assists to Magic players.

John Roberts has somehow created a regal impunity, in a republic nonetheless influenced by British common law, stronger than that enjoyed by the British royals themselves. In-f’ing-credible.

"No Kings" sounding lamer than ever.

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

Bolsonaro in prison, Yeon sentenced to prison, Andrew arrested on his birthday...and America still holding on to a 34 count felon as President.

2026 basically

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Funny that congress is shocked--shocked--to learn that Pam Bondi spied on their Epstein files searches. You dummies. That's why the law they passed should've been to declassify (with appropriate survivor privacy redactions) the files, not to allow the Trump admin to retain total control.

Fighting over Gavin Newsome 2.5 years out from an election when we don't even know how the current one will shake out is giving me big 2013 Hillary-candidate-of-destiny vibes. Yeah, let's definitely try to end-run a primary for a reactionary centrist who is completely off-putting to most people.

The vibes are off, and my senses are acutely attuned after Fetterman.

Like, the entire prestige media "Progressives have gone TOO FAR" beat has been this consistent grievance machine since at least 2014. The entire time claiming that a looming regime of cultural communism was always just around the corner. All while an actual fascist movement was clearly emerging.

Aren't we all just skeleton pilots?

It’s also why we were warning a CR for DHS that kicked the can down the road was a mistake. Ten days ago the country was paying attention and mobilized. The time was then to shut down a big swath of the government unless R’s agreed to claw back the ICE budget.

If I become wealthy I'm buying a Super Bowl spot that's just a display of the names of well-to-do celebrities who turned down offers to appear in ads. Honestly, 1-second of a black frame might cover it.

You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible

what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like

Yeah, it sounds extra unsavory when you put it that way

Trump is 100% aware he is dying, and soon. Hope he cries alone in bed every night in a puddle of his own shit.

Daydreaming about the demise of Bitcoin, OpenAI, Donald Trump, and the GOP.

Elon Musk's political projects are combining into a highly concerning megacompany.

Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,

Marina Mabrey right now

@realbillmaher.bsky.social Just a quick fuck you before I mute and block

A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor. ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.

'Steak on Ghee' by M-aha

Imagine thinking you can turn down the temperature in Minnesota by sending Tom fucking Homan there.