i think this is a great idea. i need to see specifically which one of yall were left behind

i’ve felt burnt out all my life. this is my default setting

Squidward was going through those Cranes in the Sky

Here are a few NYC food distribution sites:

The real gag is that Meg is the quintessential good girl that a lot of men want. Educated, has her own money, funny/goofy, hot, into video games/anime, family oriented etc. She is just openly a freak as well. She's fully herself and not performing a type for a man like the "good" girls

No one said anything about perfection and that’s the problem now. Demonstrating effort, words aligning with actions, a willingness to move with your partner in mind and not selfishly IS BARE MINIMUM. The bar is in hell and mfs still can’t clear it.

Men would rather tell women to settle and struggle than to tell other men that list IS basic and worth aspiring toward. That’s the actual challenge.

my bank account is just apple and amazon fighting to see who gets this $18.99 first before i lock my card

me all the time

Got my nails done before my period convinces my brain that im ugly >>>>>

Another day that ends in Y lmao

And some days you’ll be damn near passing out when the craving becomes clear 🫠

Fuck. I hate when I can feel my period coming

Click BOOM

She was about to bark like she want it

Steve lowkey right, we do love White Mess™ 😭

Am I the only one that immediately calls after getting that message? Cuz fuck later, my anxiety is flared now 😭

they like whoever like them 😭

I'm a delicate flower, you funky dog head bitch.

She should be taking me first tbh

I just know a man will try to fuck a zombie

another day of niggas being weird

USPS. Hands down.

😒😒😒🤨 These niggas are so fucking irritating. WHAT DO YOU MEAN “IS THERE A REASON” YOU FUCKING LOSER

😂😂😂😂😂 fucking idiots

Ive been up since 2:30am. And somehow I still did my lil workout. Now I gotta eat, wash my ass, and LAY TF DOWN

No, I can’t say that I have

🗣️🗣️🗣️

I treat men like second class citizens, don’t come to me asking shit about nice gestures you should do for them.

This is why I don’t raw dog airport air til this day. People have no problem spreading their cooties around!!

I ain’t got no type 🙂‍↕️

QTNA cause I’m ready to find my match and niggas play all damn day.

“anemic heffas” sksksks 😭 boy fuck you and that forehead

Right after we share our test results🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

why do I know how to read.

may men like this never find me & my girls.

overstimulated and underfucked.

I’d be more surprised if this didnt happen

BONE. SANDALS. You know....Black people....(complimentary)

I'm saddened to hear of the passing of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a longtime activist for the Black trans and LGBTQ+ communities. Her trailblazing work and legacy will always live on. My deepest condolences to her family, friends, and loved ones.

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave it in and let it throb😮‍💨

Taurus

Victoria Monet, Adele, Monaleo, Kehlani, Ludmilla

i’m so high in here, been smoking on this weed

SOFT. SERVE. SLUT.