Pack your bags and bring your passport

*rapidly untangles mic*

lmaooo his ass lying

Started this new job and my manager seems pretty chill. He doesn’t want to work much, passionate about this shit - I still have no idea what he does fr - but this is gonna get me by

I literally said this to myself today

"You used hundreds of gallons of water to make a virtual boyfriend?"

omg i thought they were like secret santa events where everyone gets something! i would have to put poison in the vents.

I’ve been blocking white people and those weird ass soap operas for 4 fuckin days! FIX MY PHONE

???????? This literally makes no sense.

Looking forward to the day when we win hard enough to not need articles like “what are the paramilitaries spraying at you?: a helpful guide”

I’m lost who is Toyota and why do we hate her?

Me coming back to this app:

Oh he didn’t sign up for #that

The only thing they said about drafts is that they’re still missing. Until I’m able to create one I don’t wanna hear shit about it 😭

amen!

People have the luxury of being late to the oppression party and the only thing they can do is complain about not getting a goody bag

Does this man look like a fucking goblin? Yes. Did giving him my instagram just get me a free beach chair? Also yes.

Imagine just now feeling angry "all the time". Just now. In the year of our Lordt 2026. IMAGINE.

EVERYBODY WAKE UP!!

Blow your throat out.

I SEE KAREEM I SEE KAREEM AYYYY I SEE KAREEM I SEE KAREEM

hetero men, tell your other hetero men they're scaring....everybody.

I need Monaleo on the remix open.spotify.com/track/4fwJzG...

he cheated. “but what if he wasn’t happy” “but she was being so annoying” he cheated. “she was making him do all those tiktok’s” “he was tired of fake laughing & performing on the internet” HE. CHEATED. yall make excuses for grown ass people with free will.

fine nerds are so much fun. b/c they really be forgetting that they're fine, but they NEVER forget to geek out over their favorite shit.

And you gotta “doon doon doon doondoon TOUCH” with it.

Ngl finding out my sister is a penny, nickel, & dime ass nigga has really irked my soul today.

And her song writing has gotten better and better with every project

My brain just started playing “you diggin in me” 💀

Forced myself out the house and now I’m ready to go back 🫠

Yes but like…. not to a degree that would get us placed on a list 😭 just a cute respectful amount Lmao

It’s required over here. Holding hands, kissing in a bar, making out in a dark lounge, ALL OF IT.

Overly freaked out auntie. There’s deadass no need for that.

Cause imma tell you that you’re WAYYY too good for that nigga and you need to leave him!

this takes such significant patience cause i be ready to call they mama a stupid ho that should’ve swallowed soon as someone makes a “racism doesn’t exist anymore” comment

Every man in this pic that isnt Klay has a hater’s spirit all over them

Not having to deal with office politics is actually a form of reparations

Cant text me if they’re blocked and I changed my number🤷🏾‍♀️ good luck Charlie!

All the cheaters 💀

i love a man with a nice butt. i’m grabbing it every time.

Envelopian💀💀

I don’t care what the sun or moon is doing tbh

🤷🏾‍♀️

He prolly sent it and then waved a Texas sized 🚩 and she was like “I’m good” and took the $40 as payment for get time being wasted