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1000%

Smokeshop run. Whatcha need?

Chicago wind gauge

Love em. They lied to the world, cause they weren’t made right lol. Roast em, snp, honey & lil balsamic 🔥🔥🔥

I knew the economy was bad when Apple said “let’s lower the prices on the computers”

With the lil shorts, I’m bringing 80s/early 90s lineman @ practice vibes.

Welcome back, depression 😂 It’s like you never left.

I gotta put preacher boy’s face on that Dr J praying picture lol

When it’s been too long since you have, send her this one 😂

Going from 70s to 20s, and this wind going crazy, is on brand for this time of year lol

Starting when Beans comes in, for extra gas, getting gassed during the intro 😂

When you need to taste her day

Do the student loans!

When she hits that:

FaceTime* #TripleEntendre #DontEvenAskMeHow

You ever cooked a half a brick, in a air fryer?

Between that, and those DEI depositions, we gotta go. Gotta get me an island, asap. Let me fish and farm lol

whole country being run by finger readers. pls get me outta here.

Haribos in the freezer? Yall eating jolly ranchers, then lol

I see ol boy deleted that dumbass take, too lol.

🎶Gods got a bleeeeessing, WITH YOUR NAAAAME ON IT!”🎶

Albanese > Haribo Mfs be hard, out of the bag, like they took 2 days to seal em. They’re supposed to be gummy lol

My power just went out? Guess the computer overlords worked some magic lmao

Harriet is gonna come through, and reenact that Tony Hawk race war tweet lol.

Bruh did all that work on the benefits, but still rt’d that dumbass take w/ no getting of his mans, (un)doing it to himself lol.

Harriet is gonna get his shit downplayed even more lol. Way down.

That’s why the focus is computers lol.

Hewlett Packard Tubman, over here lmao

Lemme get some extra reps in, if these are the weirdos I gotta count on in the field lol.

Being condescending is not the way to get people to migrate. It’s quite literally the opposite way to get them to migrate.

Me, leaving the bakery the other day.

Imagine being a nigga that works with computers ( (c) Kings of Comedy), comparing yourself to HARRIET TUBMAN 😂

A lot of you mfs I’d shoot in the apocalypse bc y’all can’t be trusted

“Harriet would’ve shot folks for not migrating” = the folks who bought the mansion off BLM bread energy.

😂 If blacksky only is gonna give me gems like that one

Cause they are weird.