Me: I'm not out of touch, I understand everything on the Internet. The Internet rn: Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now

Some things came up so running another flash sale for 50%! Ends in 24hrs! #sale #kofisale #halfoff #halfoffsale ko-fi.com/tuxthestrayc...

they’re calling him the most likely pedophile of all time

Hoping to get more out this year for #artfight2025 Team fossils because of course I am. It's BONES. artfight.net/~KromaticGlass

With everything LA has gone through in the last few months (and couple of years), let's celebrate the hatching of: TEN CALIFORNIA CONDORS!!!!!!!!! Congrats to the team at the Los Angeles Zoo!!!

twitter is already used as a direct targeting zone for the government to send both harassment mobs and actual prosecutions towards people they don’t like if they actually set up on here, understand what you’re getting into if you want to fight with them block and ignore is much safer

Fuerza responds to scenes where alleged ICE enforcement is reported. If officers are indeed with ICE, they hit record and spread the word. They also speak directly with those being detained. They are part of a growing scrappy network of volunteers protecting neighbors from ICE. bit.ly/4lgke5N

this is a good time to remember that conservatives only ever want to be in more left leaning spaces to get reactions out of people, if enough people block them they’ll get bored and leave

i decided it's mark cuban's fault whenever another hitler makes an account here

jd vance coming to bluesky to rub it in everyones faces they’ve banned trans healthcare for kids is all the proof we need that they know what they’re doing, it is a politics of intentional evil and spite

Water types, my fav ☺️

adding myself to people's phone contacts under the name ChatGPT and telling them shit like "oh your knee hurts? that means you're gay"

the best anti-piracy console nintendo built was the DS. not because it had some crazy DRM or anything, but because it's so fucking annoying to emulate those 2 screens

WE HAVE QUESTIONS… This is a kidnapping. No uniform, no badge, civilian car. Who are they? ICE? Sanctioned bounty hunters? Either way, they’re grabbing people without warrants. How often is this happening, and why aren’t more people talking about it? Congress?

🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs. Full text, per government source:

The second christmas present I finished this year! This time of my good friend @redactedmenaces.bsky.social 's #dragon #oc Daybreak!

To my American trans friends and followers, a word of warning before passport offices open tomorrow from a friend currently dealing with this situation

deleting my bluesky and going to of those social media site that handles transphobia well. you know... the. the ones. that are famously good at that...

my gender is that one worm from Labyrinth who goes ‘allo and says ‘come inside an’ meet the missus’

New sona! This fella is a #serval #nargacuga ! I got inspired last night and had to draw him at 3am (and way past my bedtime jbnjg) Expect more of them in the future! :) Check them out on toyhouse too: toyhou.se/30634530.ser...

incredibly funny to try and make this argument this week

the growing consequences of CEOs actions

arguably funnier than a permanent ban

How many people do you think have jerked off to that nypd suspect photo. I would say it has to be at least 100

I was, obviously, blocked for pointing out that this court jester was LARPing as "speaking truth to power" while obscuring that he's telling trans people to shut up and get fucked. Media types LOVE pretending they're boldly standing up to "the system" while scolding trannies.

Jesse Singal has openly declared that he is only present on this platform in order to harass and abuse users here. Permitting him to maintain an account here for this purpose is inexcusable. @aaron.bsky.team @safety.bsky.app anything less than a permanent ban for this influx isn't good enough.

[OC] A game streamer 🎮🌱

they do this for every shooter

I checked out this New York Times story and it's interesting that they say the words on the bullet casings include “delay” and “deny,” while the ABC News story that first reported the words last night said "deny," "defend" and "depose." Lots of possible explanations for it, I'm just noting it.

bots are becoming a bigger thing on this platform now. not as bad as twitter, but it’s a shame that no matter what, we’re forced into experiencing the internet technological rot that infests online spaces now

another win for the free marketplace of ideas

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

tsunami has been cancelled

i hope they show my tweets to that ceo guy when he gets to the afterlife as part of his hell wrapped

Last week I met a person who believes in ghosts, aliens, & vampires, & when I asked “so what DON’T you believe in” she narrowed it down to just werewolves & god. I can’t stop thinking about this

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"murder is wrong" ok but have you seen this

Biden if u wanna do something hilarious, pardon whoever it was who shot the unitedhealth ceo

Yoon Suk Yeol being allowed back into the Presidents office

Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website

this next week or so is probably a really good time to get frivolous insurance claims approved. might go to the emergency room just for fun