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We hit a fuckin tree The train hit a tree or a tree fell on the train, idk, but I'm stuck in a fuckin swamp.

I love what Godot is doing, but the fanboys gotta stop. My feed is simultaneously "Is Godot the next AAA killer?" And "Godot gets specular mapping in latest update" Y'all... Y'all c'mon.

Unreal Engine 6 is announced just to remind you of how many half-finished features from UE4 are just laying in there rotting still.

On a train through the south and multiple people getting off at Atlanta have been watching tiktok without headphones. Atlanta is not beating the charges.

I found a missing cat and reunited her with her owner. Poor old girl had half a tail and a missing eye. I am just riding that high now. Here is Seri:

Just said "dope!" real loud in a meeting........ gamedev has changed my vocabulary for the worse.

Guys I am so sorry I manifested this Yesterday morning I said to Kait "If someone does it... They should strip naked afterward so it's undeniably at least a little funny." And I wake up to this.

Local tow truck had blatant AI art so I took a picture. The truck's driver came out and said I had a good eye. I told him "towing" is misspelled. He said "it's a stylized 'G'" "No, I mean, towing has only one 'I'"

Adding some stuff to Through The Ages #GameDev #RealTime #PathTracing

Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura

Longtime college friend of mine, Mike Prinke, was among those laid off at Epic Games: he has been fighting terminal brain cancer, and now he, his wife, and kid, have no income or health insurance. Sharing here in hopes it can reach the right people on their behalf. #epicgames

How am I just now hearing the term "friendslop"? How have I become so out of the loop??

If you are a worker at Epic Games looking to form a union to fight against these layoffs, reach out to us.

We're hiring a ✨Senior Game Designer✨ for a new project at Monomi Park! 🍃 Applicants should have strong Unreal Engine experience, be able to own significant portions of a game's design, and the ability to work well within a small team. Is that yoooou? job-boards.greenhouse.io/monomipark/j...

Dave Oshry is the real-life badass game dev that Hollywood tries to invent for a show/movie and everyone says is an exaggeration.

If you need a QA/Test Lead for your team with 9 years of experience in the industry, including live service and single player AAA titles, please hit me up. I have worked on titles like Destiny 2 and Fortnite, and would love to be your test team's best advocate and process improver. somnifery.com

my thought with all those at Epic today. it should be illegal to lay off 20% of your workforce on a whim. it's not perfect, but there are more protections against this sort of thing in Europe. support politicians with legitimate connections to labor unions.

Look y'all, almost 3 years ago I was laid off from Epic. Now I am a literal cowboy/game dev. You can too.

If anyone is hiring for a game designer with 23 years of experience, hit me up.

The guy who made the prototype for FN: Battle Royal from Save The World left before the first round of layoffs. I asked him why, he said "Fortnite is my baby, but my baby is 30 and has a drug addiction. I need a new baby."

I never want to hear about how wild big cities are again. My small town is currently trying to deal with the local crazy lady who made a website, printed signs for it, and put them up. It's a blog where she explains she's God so it's okay to "relieve" her dog so he stops killing her chickens.

"Rich guy can't figure out how to pay employees. Seen weeping in second McLaren in front of mansion"

Adios is 45% off on Steam! That's the lowest it's ever going to go!!! If you a game about a pig farmer choosing to give up disposing of bodies for the mob, check it out! If you love it, please leave a review! We're 1% away from Overwhelmingly Positive. store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/...

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

This just made most of the people I know way closer than they'd like to be in a dark "6 Degrees From Kevin Bacon" sense

This is my size...

Lol get rekt bozo. You took my top spot and made an enemy for nothing. All my homies hate Alexander Paschall

Folkhero of our generation right here

I choose Melt Banana because I'm EARNING that $1,000,000. No one could tell me it was easy money.

We don't talk enough about how no one could describe a "metaverse" without just describing "The internet, but in 3D" which, it turns out, is worse than 2D internet actually.

How many times did I have to explain to people how useless they were? I lost track. No one was interested in making assets in their game for items sold in another. It's just a profit loss. The NFT aspect wasn't even necessary, just bloat on top of bad "metaverse" nonsense.

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

Lol the place I worked at that bragged about living wages and then didn't pay me shut down less than a year after I quit.

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

I think AI should be like an 80's scifi comedy: A lonely nerd can't get a girlfriend so he makes one himself, but instead he has to basically raise it like a child. Learning how to be a father makes him more mature so women start noticing him. Basically I am okay with whatever Vedal is doing.

A game called "Pet the Dog" but there isn't a dog in the game anywhere and it's just How I Met Your Mother but about a dog and there is some kind of implied moral about legalizing ill-defined "gay crimes"

It's my cat... I caught this cat around a year ago and it became a barn cat, then vanished. It just came back apparently and I didn't recognize it. I caught my own cat.

My mom caught another cat this morning. Merry Catmas

My library has board games, PS4/5, Switch, and Xbox titles. Not a ton, but enough to keep ya busy. The DVD selection is really extensive.

So the FBI was using the highlighter function set to black, which is why you can unredact some of the files. Literally the Onion.

save FIFTY PERCENT on the game i put out late last year that didn't do well but people do think it is good!!! this is what we call "honest marketing" store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...

I don't understand why so many people think "6 7" is annoying, but I come from a generation that used to respond to anyone saying "What's up?" with "WAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUUP"

Yes this does mean I will be posting more waifu content in the near future. However this will not change me posting random animals I find in the woods.

Did anyone ever get to play Evilution: The Legend of Helnar? It was made for the movie How To Make A Monster and was mentioned in the special features. Apparently it was lost and so you can't ever get it again. I was curious if anyone knew what it was like or had any footage?