Can you imagine the laughter on the Russian plane heading home after Friday's meeting with the idiot?

Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.

“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement

Dear @stephencolbert.bsky.social, Thanks for all the years of speaking truth to power & finding the funny in fascism. Looking forward to following you wherever you land, Your fan, Mar🐫

Not only will she not be fired, Pam Bondi is going to be handed a Senate seat or governorship as payment for burying the Epstein list.

It’s the 4th of July and every channel is showing ‘Independence Day’ on a loop when they should be showing ‘Idiocracy.’

I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.

They are sending roving bands of masked thugs with the stated goal of kidnapping 20 million brown people to transport them to any country they can pay to take them. All this has been cleared by The Stolen Court. This is not deportation. This is ethnic cleansing.

a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends

For decades the NRA and other gun nuts told us that their guns were to protect us all from a tyrannical government. So a tyrannical government is here, they are all sitting on their asses, and the people who want gun control have taken to the streets to defy the tyrannical government instead.

No bribery So Trump Lies About Genocide in his country

I like this new pope.

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The Washington Post bragging about Pulitzer winner Ann Telnaes, the political cartoonist who left the Post because it had turned into an anti-journalism partisan rag, is one of the most shameless examples of misplaced self-congratulations in recent memory.

REPUBLICANS ARE A PLAGUE OF STUPIDITY.

We are the cosmos made conscious and life is the means by which the universe understands itself. - Prof. Brian Cox

Hey Paul Weiss associates—meet your new pro bono clients. It’s ok, the Skadden associates are getting the coal companies.

If you wonder why men *obsessed* with the United States having more children are kidnapping children and sending them to other countries, those children were the incorrect color.

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi says she is going against corrupt judges. In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.

You have been watching the greatest economic disaster strategy from an American President in history.

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frankly, I'm shocked that the guy who went broke running casinos would turn out to be shit at running an economy

I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.

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World’s richest man who is in the process of trying to buy another election evoking George Soros is some sort of irony black hole.

DOUBLE POINTS FOR HAAS!! 🤩 Esteban P7 💪 Ollie P10 👏 #F1 #ChineseGP

I hear people are calling his cars “Deplorians” these days.

Schoolchildren are routinely slaughtered by AR-15s. Hundreds die. [*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*] A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt. ["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]

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Tonight, Trump lied, insulted the American people, and bullied those opposed to him. It’s because of him that costs are skyrocketing, the stock market is crashing, & our adversaries are laughing. His actions are dangerous & shameful, and I will fight his disgraceful agenda every step of the way.

Sub president Krasnov is god's special idiot

Submitted for your approval: It began with “alternative facts,” a harmless phrase, a playful twist on truth. But deception is fascism’s art form, warping reality until up is down, wrong is right. The crowd cheers, eyes glassy. What is truth? No need to ask—fascism will decide for you...