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This is… these dudes are just enjoying having created an atmosphere where they can mock kindness and especially kindness From the kinds of dudes they have always envied but who would have punted them They want to make a generation of men they KNOW are better than them worse

I always forget Dr. Seuss did political cartoons before kids books!!!

Mamdani shouldn’t condemn a damn thing that’s pushed by a racist eugenicist I need yall to stop blaming victims for the way racists might sue something People are excusing Nazi salutes If Dems choose to be weak that on them if his approval in NYC is HIGHER than the Dems

so the party line that there was no Epstein list is so rancid that everyone from the leftmost commies to the rightmost MAGAs are calling bullshit, meanwhile it's being defended by *checks notes* contrapoints

We need to just tell it like it is: private equity killed Geoffrey the Giraffe. My fellow Toys R Us kids, how will we avenge our fallen childhood comrade?

Sean Combs has been found to have committed sexual offenses against women. This makes him eligible to be the GOP's next candidate for president.

Paramount has joined Disney in paying bribes to Donald Trump, the Washington Post killed its Harris endorsement, Fox News functions as Republican state media, and the X algorithm amplifies fascist content. Here's why the media has a liberal bias problem.

i want most of these people to be killed, is the thing

americans will be like "ohhh brits live in places called Bumbleshire" while living in a place called New Bumbleshire

Accurate

People freaking out about having a socialist in the NYC mayoral residence but OK with having a fascist in the White House.

*This* is why they are freaking out about Zohran Mamdani.

JK Rowling: i was jusst thinking, maybe we should ssecretly photograph women in public bathroomss Rowling: you know, in casse they're transss Stephen Fry: so um Fry: i don't think we should be friends anymore Rowling: omg that came out of nowhere

Me: "No, Azula, you're not getting any more treats!" Azula: 🥺 *empties the bag over her sweet face because I've got no back bone*

Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

We have so deeply perverted the idea of “ you shouldn’t be remembered for your worst moment” To “ no one is supposed to ever give you boundaries for your behavior if you have the right narrative “

Just working on my book and thinking about how LeVar Burton is probably the most beloved and unproblematic famous person alive in america today and I hope he’s doing well.

reminder that black culture has had and will continue to have a profound and global impact on much of what we enjoy and partake in, seen and unseen.

Analysis | Donald Trump is a new kind of Republican. Yes, his agenda includes Middle East invasions, sexual culture wars, throwing people off their healthcare, and exploding the debt with handouts to the ultra-rich. But he also sells his own crypto, bibles, and cell phone service.

My girl is *not* as bad as Trump

True True True

I'm marrying some despicable trash fucker's perfect waifu. I took her away from you on purpose.

Every now and then I think of all the dudes who still have a worthless picture of a cartoon chimp and an era in their life they refuse to talk about

glad I now know at least a few people who share my belief that the teddy bear vietcong wrecking the empire's shit is one of the best things in the star wars franchise

censoring the slur in the post but not the name makes this masterpiece level of posting

Sallie May would probably do that cool thing where she uses a knife blade to get her winged eyeliner sharp

i’m so fucking fed up with this shit. when journalism outlets can’t even accurately and honestly say what’s happening to journalists—that they’re being attacked by cops and federal jackboots—then we are really and truly cooked. under scrutiny!!!!! i can’t. i can’t.

In @scumbelievable.bsky.social's book Manhunt a halfhearted fash who switches sides for a battle starts acting like all is forgiven, and one of our heroes is like "Are you kidding? You're lucky we don't kill you." I think about that one a lot

I think Greta Thunberg is the best example of how there is no way of protesting that will satisfy the scolds. It'll either be called too aggressive or a self-serving publicity stunt.

Well, threatening to unleash the US military against peaceful Americans in a dystopian flouting of law *has* gotten everyone to stop talking about Donald being on Jeffrey Epstein's list.

If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the Gl Rights Hotline. There is support, you don't have to go through with it. tel:1-877-447-4487 #4R

My DARL (Deaths Above Replacement Leader) metric estimates that Trump is killing 130,000 people a month worldwide, slightly above Pol Pot's peak but behind peak Stalin, Mao, and Hitler. And I tell you the best place to get bay sach chruk in Phnom Penh. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

Avatar comic idea: cabbage merchant works with Azula for a trap for the avatar. She’s about to kill him over him using a cabbage cart as bait, then it suddenly works.

DUDE HOLY FUCK WE GOT A CAT??????

I think Trump is falsely claiming that “mental institutions are closing all over the world and the patients are coming to our country” because he legitimately does not understand what “seeking asylum” means.

Americans should be making more money and also have more time off.