The world isn’t ready for the tragic LGBT story of Killer Croc and Robin being ex-lovers because acrobat Jason Todd was one of the few people at the circus kind to a young freak show talent Waylon Jones.

Oh boy, time to tell us chronically ill people that we deserve to die again! Can it really get more blatant than this? Telling us our need to breathe is bad for the planet!

Spent most of the day playing a comfort game. I'm a little over halfway through summer in Stardew Valley, but I really need to start investing in sprinklers. I'm losing so much time in the mornings watering my 5x5 plots that I'm considering swapping to 3x3 plots during the winter.

Fully intended to stream this weekend. Mental health took a nosedive. I'll try to get back into things this week.

Yes, I’m still surprised the Dragonborn on the party was at half health after this puzzle. It wasn’t even out of roleplaying, the player was just cross-faded, I think.

Fallout 4 was ahead of its time. Not in terms of gameplay, but in terms of how some people defend AI and others know they’re dirty clankers. We actually have IRL comparisons now.

Let's show Rock Tunnel the power of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

I’m finally off work! I don’t know how long I’m going to stream, because I am very tired, but I want, at the very least, to do the Celedon gym and see what fabulous prizes are at the Game Corner

Today’s stream will be more Yu-Gi-Oh PokéDuel. Since I don’t have work tomorrow, I want to try to make it a longer stream where we -get to Lavender Town -get the Celedon Badge -get Fly -clear the Rocket Hideout -face Lavender Tower -get Surf -get the Fuchsia Badge

It’s amazing how the big Dragon Ball Z villains all had the same weaknesses Vegeta: Pride & Hubris Frieza: Pride & Hubris Cell: Pride & Hubris Buu: Old Man Yaoi

As funny as the wiener-mobile is, it's unsafe. No windshield, no roof... It's a car you'd need goggles to drive. The apple or the egg would be safest, but I'm leaning apple. Sure, eggs are stronger the bigger they are (like ostrich eggs), if I get in a crash, one of two things would happen:

So, like, was the ableism against people with glasses real, or was that just made up by Hollywood? Like, calling people "four eyes" and all that?

I really am having a lot of fun with Yu-Gi-Oh PokéDuel. There might be some stuff I do off-stream, like seeing what I might be able to evolve just for the PokéDex, but playing through Kanto with Yu-Gi-Oh Monsters has been fantastic. I just need to figure out where to get more Blue-Eyes...

Had a fun stream! Wish I had the time to raid someone, but the dog really did have to go for a walk

Now, let's get into half of my childhood autistic obsessions with more Pokémon, but Yu-Gi-Oh! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Setting up stream now. Feeling tired, but I've had caffeine and have more if needed so we can go through the SS Anne, the Vermillion Gym, and possibly handle a bunch of evolutions at Solomon Muto's lab!

Hear me out: bog witches that don’t transform you as a curse, but transform you to help you discover a part of yourself that’s missing. Like what Dr Facilier did in Princess and the Frog, but for a good reason instead of taking over New Orleans.

No stream today due to sheer exhaustion, plus figuring out new editing software to put text on clips, since my old copy of Premiere isn’t cutting it anymore youtube.com/shorts/xchFU...

Anybody know any good non-gory horror games that have good locations that I can get a photo mode pic to act as my background for virtual meetings at work? Like, I was thinking if I could do some fancy emulation crap for Luigi’s Mansion I would, but I’m not smart enough for that right now

Had an OK stream, I think! We got through Mount Moon, got a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, stopped Bill from being a Kuriboh, beat Mako to get the Cascade Badge in Cerulean City, and then got Dig from Team Rocket. Can't wait to head to the SS Anne, but for now, we passed the love to @isabae.bsky.social

Let's enjoy some more Pokémon, but Yu-Gi-Oh! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid. (Literally the earliest memory I have in a movie theater)

OK, I admit, I lied. It wasn't a normal game of FireRed. But I am LOVING Yu-Gi-Oh POKeDUEL

Tonight, I'm playing a perfectly normal version of Pokémon FireRed www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

So the current head of the Mormon church died, which will make next weekend interesting See, the first weekend in April and the first weekend in October, the Mormon church holds a “General Conference.” It’s traditional for the president of the church to speak at all four sessions. And he just died

EarthBound. The best goddamn game Nintendo ever published (in the US. Still holding out for Mother 3 like the fool I be)

Remember: many Kobolds are cold-blooded. It is the responsibility of dragons, either warm-blooded or Fire-breathing, to keep them warm in winter

Had a good stream. In short, the new controller guides my thumbs to a weird neutral position from what I'm used to and it gets weird, spotty delays every now and again, and IDK why.

Warlock Evocation Idea: Eldritch Beam You can only use it when you’re at least level 5, but it lets you focus your multiple blasts into a single beam that both gets advantage on the attack roll and the number needed to roll a crit is reduced by 2. Any dorks who know balancing want to weigh in?

Assuming my energy isn’t just all lost again after work, today’s stream will feature me trying out a new controller. It’s that one GameExplain made a sponsored video for a couple days ago, and between the price and the clicky buttons, it might just be my new go-to.

The secret that the church doesn't want you to know: When order has been taken over by evil, the only place left for good to thrive is in chaos

Got a new cozy poncho, just in time for autumn. Not a fan of the point on the hood, but I’ll get over it.

such talent

Maybe it’s just because of Star Trek’s poster style, but this is the one that looks closest to old timey war propaganda and I love it

It’s hard to believe that in one fell swoop, Trump and his cronies have ensured an entire generation will swear by Tylenol out of spite.

If you die in Chirax's Fortress You die in real life. @dreamcube.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/goofballdogg...

With the news of Grindr going down around the time of the Kirk Memorial Service, I just want to take the time to remind you all that there were only two kinds of people Jesus showed any real disdain for in the New Testament, and Hypocrites were #1 on his list to dunk on in his teachings.

Sad news: we’re never getting Johto remakes because Clefairy is no longer normal. Whitney would need to hire a new decorator/florist to make a new layout.

@kaiserneko.bsky.social I’m sure you get dumb TFS questions all the time, but I have to ask because I don’t remember this being brought up in the commentary videos: Does Roshi supply Popo with his drugs? Popo grows his own pots of pot, yes, but Roshi does a lot of “cooking.”

Bad RPG ideas: the Warlock’s patron is an advertiser and sells multidimensional ads. The Warlock’s somatic components for Eldritch Blast are short jingles for commercials. “🎼🎶Save big money at Menards!🎵” 2d10+2 force damage

Listen, I COULD go to a chiropractor, or I could go to Mortal Kombat, ask Sub Zero to rip out my spine, crack it like a whip, then do whatever magic they do to have eviscerated Kombatants fully healed after each match, and that would probably fix all my back problems right there.

Not many people remember this, but Conservative pundit Bill O'Reilly used to have a radio show from 2002-2009. Figures it only ended when I started driving. Like, "oh hell, the kid that had no choice but to hear our crap now has a choice. Pack it up, folks, we're done."

Not me genuinely thinking about getting a bunch of silly doctor/dentist/teacher stickers to reward the dumb part of my brain for doing basic adult tasks (wash the dishes in the sink? Put a sticker on the board)

The existence of curly fries implies the existence of moe fries and larry fries

Saw this at the grocery store and got excited. Then everything was sold out. There weren’t even any plushies in there.

What's your top 3 favorite soups? Mine are: 1. Steak & Potato 2. Chicken noodle (chunky) 3. Beef & Vegetable (Had the flu for the past couple weeks, these soups tasted like healing)

Just played a demo for a game I just learned about. If you’ve played Gori: Cuddly Carnage, is the full game as good as the demo?

Hear me out: a painful spell in D&D that makes a person grow old and decay while being on fire, only for them to rise from the ashes as an infant, still ablaze, and feel themselves growing old until they return to the age they were at the start of the spell.

This. Listen, I follow NSFW artists here because I am, admittedly, a huge pervert with unhealthy coping mechanisms that involve sexy art. But that doesn’t mean I want followers here to get flashed by furry butts and more if I hit the like button.

On the one hand, Mega Delphox looks amazing. On the other, it’s about 8% less smashable now