Well I MEANT for the stream to be only getting Mewtwo in a luxury ball and getting it optimized for battle with seeds, TMs, and bottle caps, but SOMEHOW RNGesus wanted to give me FIVE shinies without trying! Thanks for joining me on the raid to @goofballdoggottv.bsky.social!

And now we say goodbye to Titania. She's been great, but the time has come for my #1 Psychic. Who needs Bois when I've got my boi? www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

A stream will happen today. It will just be delayed as I try to get some crap done at work without losing my mind.

Your last saved meme if your moral philosophy.

I’m always reminded how old I am when I see everyone know the newer Bop Its with 5 different things to do. In my day, we had only 3 things to worry about! Both ways, uphill, IN THE SNOW.

Anybody know of a way I can roll back to Windows 10 after the 10 day window to do it easily is over? Because @microsoft.com really doesn’t want me to upgrade from Windows 11 back to Windows 10, and I don’t have an external hard drive big enough to back up everything for a clean Windows 10 install.

I’m actually enjoying this little mini-build advent calendar. Like, I don’t expect a whole Christmas village from it, but just a small scene sounds nice

Heck it. No reasoning given, ranking Pokémon generations (no remakes/spinoffs) from least to most favorite. VIII-Sword/Shield V-Black/White & 2s IX-Scarlet/Violet I-Red/Blue & Yellow VII-Sun/Moon & Ultras III- Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald IV-Diamond/Pearl/Platinum II-Gold/Silver/Crystal VI- X/Y

Before I make this the subject of the next who knows how many streams, I need help, so I call upon and pray to the high keepers of knowledge. @serebii.bsky.social @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net @centropkmn.com is the Mewtwo in the new Z-A Mystery Gift that launched today shiny locked?

We ended up getting a couple duplicate shinies on stream. That just means more shinies to give away later ;)

We're gonna bitch about Windows for a little, but then I'm gonna actually do a bunch of battling. Come say hi! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

Turns out, I lost an earring in my sleep. Since I was sleeping next to my life-sized Gardevoir plushie, I can only assume it was taken by the PokéFae.

In short, it actually went about as good as I could hope. The players strategized to break statues to force the Dullahan to throw the head in only one of a few directions. And the PC's pet dog is the one that caught it mid-air with a nat 20.

Post something random or you'll have an awful December.

Boss made for my family’s D&D game tomorrow. The Turkey Dragon. You can tell items a dragon because it has horns. And also a gravy breath weapon.

I’m not a fan of the OG, but Oblivion Remastered shows me that Bethesda COULD make Morrowind Remastered be something amazing with some quality of life updates. Granted, there would be die hard Morrowboomers who would say “it’s not Morrowind anymore” at the first sign of a quest marker, but still…

It’s a sentimental story, but I legit credit this as THE reason my family got a PS2.

First draft of an idea my exhausted, stoned mind had right before I fell asleep last night. Might make for an interesting boss fight, because the other way I imagine to beat it is to destroy all the statues in the room so it can’t swap to a new body so easily.

It was a short stream, but thank you to those who came by anyway. We may not have found our shiny Eevee yet, but we passed the torch to SharpTheRedMawile

I'm tired, but I'm on my third Monster today. Let's try to get a white Eevee www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Stream might be short after work due to exhaustion, but the plan is to do shiny fast travels to try to get an Eevee so I can finish the last hunt from Sunday. If we’re successful and I have some energy, we’ll continue the Z-A royale (I learned why that number I had before was wrong).

I got five more bags! They had more in the clearance section, but this is all I can afford right now. At least we will be able to continue shiny hunting, but chocolates determine the hunt for a good while!

Listen: I should never be a Dragon-Type Elite 4 member for one good reason. A team can be made of only Pseudo-Legends. Dragonite, Garchomp, Hisuian Goodra, Dragapult, Baxcalibur. Sure, two are 4x weak to ice, but I don’t have any 4x weak to Fairy and one that is actually neutral defending to it.

Oh. It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME? Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. [crushes Snoopy] But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster, Charlie Brown.

😭it’s too early on a Monday for the feels😭

FIVE! We got a whopping 5 shinies in just two hours! That was probably my best period shiny hunting ever! Thanks for watching the stream!

It might be a short stream, but I'm letting chocolate decide our Shiny Hunts. Rules will be explained in a few! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Chilling, a little bit, then I had an idea for a stream thing. Because I found those Pokémon Hershey kisses on clearance at Walmart.

No stream tonight. But I will give you a small update on my medical situation, should I be able to stream tomorrow.

Heads up: stream will be delayed, but it’s for a good reason. I’m going to the clinic to discuss medication and, if I’m lucky, I’ll be on a different regimen, if they can convince my insurance that due to failed surgeries 15 years ago and asthma, I can’t exercise so good.

Sorry for cutting stream short. Was super tired from work today, and my body just screamed "LAY THE HELL DOWN" We'll try to get that shiny Metagross Friday

It might not be a long stream today, but let's at least spend some time Shiny Hunting Metagross, eh? www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

I don’t know the temperature of this take, but I think Pokémon needs fewer Dragon-type Pseudo Legendaries. Literally all but one generation has a Dragon-type Pseudo Legendary! So if you want your team to be all Pseudo Legendaries, you’ll have at least 4 different dragons! There’s no balance!

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I’m working on making a good Lucario. What would be better for a physical attacking Lucario: a jolly (raises speed) or adamant (raises attack) mint?

I don't know who needs to hear this, but online battling to get the Mega Stones in Z-A is actually kind of easy. That said, there is a little grinding to have the best odds at victory, even with the team you beat the post-game with. 🪡 1/5

I'll be real: Almost all of my campaign setting stemmed from one dumb idea that came to me when I was inebriated. It was something like: "three islands... trislands..." and it stuck.

No luck getting the shiny Dragonite yet, but we got a couple wins in the Z-A Infinite. Even got a 1st place rank in an online match and got the Delphoxite! Turns out online is easy when you make the competitive We passed the love onto SharpeTheRedMawile (no bsky, linked) twitch.tv/sharptheredmawile

OK! I had to reboot the whole damn PC, but now I can stream! Let's play some Pokémon! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Streaming as soon as my streamdeck can be bothered to work

Tried my hand at making Cane’s sauce at home. After the ingredients meld in the fridge overnight, I’ll have to try it with chicken. Or sandwiches. Or chicken sandwiches.

Is there a way to force the YouTube app to stop having its AI give me summaries of comments and let me see actual comments? Like, not “click on the AI horse shit, then move to comments,” because when you click off comments, it goes right back to the AI. Just have the regular comments as default.

Listen, for this Disney + AI bullshit? We already know how it’s gonna go. Disney knows how it’s gonna go, and will do everything they can to stop it. But gooners gonna goon. And they will use Disney’s AI to make officially produced porn of Eda the Owl Lady pegging Jake Long.

If there are any real psychics, I feel like they'd be jaded by the time they reached stereotypical fortune teller age. Like "yeah, yeah... That one has 4 mistresses, that one likes goats... No, I can't report them, knowing what they did doesn't provide evidence to the cops."

No stream. Bad mental state. Just gonna curl up with the plushies.

If you ever plan to grow long hair, I am going to give you a warning that nobody gave me. You will shed. And it will go everywhere. I don’t just mean on your clothes or shower drain, I mean it will also be wrapped around your genitalia, trapped in any cracks, etc.

Sorry for the short stream. I’m just very tired from work and I gotta sleep