Guess who's live and weirdly sober? If you guessed me, you get a free viewing of watching me play Oblivion www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

I want someone to step on me because my back hurts and I feel like someone carefully pressing their weight into my back might fix my back, help straighten my spine, and align all my chakras. You want someone to step on you because you’re a kinky freak. We are not the same.

I really do need to buckle down and come up with good names for the different factions that make up the Cuirass & Lark Adventuring Company’s sponsors… The Warlock Union and Cleric Coalition are great, but I need the other classes represented… The Bard Camp? The Druid Alliance? I’ll workshop it.

This got me thinking about the logistics of Godzilla… so it’s most known for Tokyo destruction, but if we scaled, say, an iguana’s territory range by the size of Godzilla, how wide COULD that range be? Probably not enough to reach Hawaii, but maybe other south Asian countries?

Yesterday, we had Coomers. Today, we have Gooners. Therefore, to be ahead of the curve, we must come up for a new name for perverts that follows the “_oo_ers” format, where each blank is a different consonant.

Looking back, don't get me wrong. The DS was a classic and had a TON of fantastic games on it. But you could easily mod a PSP and have a shit ton of retro roms on there that Nintendo were too afraid of letting us play at the time.

No stream today. In a bad place mentally.

Remember: if you use Console Commands when playing Elder Scrolls games, you’re not cheating. You’re just playing as a character that has achieved CHIM

I'm not wasiting this 3-Day Weekend. Let's get back to Oblivion www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Man... I had a dream I finally had a partner, a boyfriend, I think, but I can't remember anything beyond that... Not even a face :(

Heck it! Live with Oblivion! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Streaming soon. I really want to play Oblivion some more, so we’re going back there. I still need to do two quests before I do the broken magic.

Testing out this new BlueSky Feature about me being live. More card games for now, maybe an RPG tomorrow, at the start of this three day weekend? www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

What’s a good way to tell minors to not interact that isn’t just “Minors DNI?” Like, “Minors: I will tell your mom you’re talking to strangers” or “Minors will be sacrificed to Ngol’Zhothok”

Part of me wonders if I should just get my Son of the American Revolution membership… Just so I can card ICE and say “my ancestor lost a leg to make the borders you claim to care about, and he’d have called you a piece of shit”

no new pictures Where are you at mentally

Thanks for joining the stream! Had a lot of fun playing Yu-Gi-Oh, even if we had a bunch of losses today, and thanks for joining the raid on @isabae.bsky.social !

Screw it. I need some Yu-Gi-Oh time www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Stream will be delayed. Between deadlines at work and needing to make my medicine, any Yu-Gi-Ohing will need to wait.

I can only hope

I don't have the spoons for a BG3 stream. Let's kill some time with some old fashioned Yu-Gi-Oh! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

To followers on BlueSky: do you see posts if I like and/or comment on them? There are a LOT of horny art posts from a BUNCH of artists I like. And I don’t want to flood your feeds with porn if that’s what happens as a result of me being eternally down bad as a result of god’s curse

I WAS planning on getting this for Lego D&D. Make stat blocks for giant monsters instead of Pocket Monsters. But that price? Nah, fam. Now I get why the ad showed middle-aged adults buying them instead of kids.

y r they called "MAGA" and not "Ameri-c*nts?"

Oh, you like dragons? Show me 4 things in your home whose only common factor is that they’re dragons.

This sucks... Last night, I bought Reese's Sticks (the kinds that are like Kit-Kats), then this morning, I was informed via YouTube they were discontinued in the 00s. Of all the parallel dimensions I could have woke up in, it HAD to be the one where one of my favorite candies is apparently gone?

If we weren’t already in act II, I’d restart the BG3 playthrough to make our guardian the Dungeon Master. Oh well, maybe if I do my first Dark Urge run later, I’ll do it (or make the Dark Urge look like him). Also, no stream today, I’m trying to catch up at work

Frost dragons, thunder dragons… Only REAL dragons know there are six distinct classifications for dragons! Now, are you A) an Artisan B) a Peace Keeper C) a Magic Crafter D) a Beast Maker E) a Dream Weaver F) a kobold pretending to be a dragon?

But smaller knobs are cuter and more fun to lay with...

Just saying: if Epic Movie was made today, the White Bitch would have tempted Edward with “Twerkish Delight.” Oh god, imagine if they came back and tried to make “Remake Movie…”

Woke up with a bad crack in my back. Even with a prescription balm, I’m still feeling pain. So I’m preemptively canceling stream today so I can spend the time lying flat on my back on the floor to straighten it out good.

Fuck it, more lore from my D&D setting: The Warlock's Union is one that annoys most greater beings in the cosmology. Devils, Fae, Djinn, even Great Old Ones are not immune to union rules. Their biggest accomplishments aren't even that annoying to patrons, either. Copies of contracts and retirement.

We didn't make much progress in Baldur's Gate 3, and I'm a little mad. We FINALLY get Karlach's upgrade, we are about to romance her and... Dream visitor has to remind us the Absolute is evil. >:ε At least @isabae.bsky.social is having fun in Harvest Moon. Thanks for joining the raid there!

I'm exhausted, so this will be a short one. Let's at least get a few encounters in before having our first real romance scene with Karlach (hopefully!) www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Good news! That meeting was rescheduled for tomorrow, so I get to feel the tension about it for another day! And since the crescendo of the results won’t be here until tomorrow, I just have to not be exhausted for the stream today to work out!

Just saying: New Vegas was where Fallout finally clicked for me. So if it’s true and we ARE getting a remaster, I’m streaming the fuck out of it.

Thanks for watching! Sorry I had to cut it earlier, but my body was giving out and I needed to lay down, but assuming a meeting at work tomorrow doesn’t go poorly, I’ll be back tomorrow to talk to Jaheira to see what she knows about the Absolute! Special thanks to @isabae.bsky.social for the raid!

It's time... Today, we enter The Shadow-Cursed Lands. www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

This weekend I’ll be doing some troubleshooting to try to get the massager for my desk chair up and running again. I also have a neck pillow with a massager built in ordered, so the two parts of me that wear out when streaming first might be fixed soon.

Listen, as a certified Isabelle Simp, this IS the canonical body type if they made her more anthro. Like, the best art of Isabelle on e621 uses this body type, not anything oversexualized. Also I'm about to go live in Baldur's Gate 3, so join me for that. www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

General question: when we say “eat the rich,” are we talking metaphorically, or should I start finding recipes? Because I’m down to be a cook for the Revolution, I just need to know what I’m working with here.

Remember: If a genie offers 3 wishes, then they're free to destroy the world, the solution is to wish that they were a dragon. It skips two wishes, they'll still destroy the world, but at least they'll do it in style.

Oh fuck, I think I'm on this

I am high as a kite, I am stoned as the Rock Now I stream BG3 zooted out of my socks www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

@dndbeyond.com Hypothetically, if I asked for permission to use every image in the monster manual for a smash or pass on Twitch, would you A) say yes B) say no C) say I need help

Thanks for watching! We finished Act 1 of Baldur's Gate 3! Tomorrow, we make our way through the Mountain Pass in search of the Githyanki Crèche in hopes that the Zaith'isk will rid us of our tadpoles!

Our heroes have obtained new power and tools. But will it be enough to defeat Dror Ragzlin and Minthara? Will our heroes be able to save the druid in the goblin prison? Find out today in Baldur's Gate 3! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Hear me out: hard tack shaped like shurikens. Now, not only do you have a snack to carry on your mission, but in an emergency, you can probably crack someone’s skull open with the stuff!

And so, the deep gnomes were freed from their duergar slavers, and our heroes found the Adamantine Forge! Will they be ready to save Halsin and defeat the remaining two goblin leaders? Find out next time on Baldur’s Gate 3! Thanks for watching and joining the raid on @thetoxiccyrus.bsky.social!

No! You can’t take my cringe! I won’t let you!