Sorry for no streaming for the past few days. I've just been needing to take some time away for mental health.

and how dance a population is. remember: tutus give achoo-choos.

Is Jurassic Park a pro-trans movie? All the dinosaurs were specifically bioengineered to be female, but despite the biology, “life finds a way,” and chemicals from the frogs helped some of the dinos transition into the dudes they were meant to be. Then they ate the scientists that misgendered them

Played a little bit of The Sacred Cards before my controller died. I'm glad they kept this character trait in for Bakura. We didn't get to see much of it in the anime's western release, but he was actually a fan of their world's version of D&D.

Stream today is canceled due to me trying to calm down from a bout of rage, and y’all don’t need to see that from me. Be back tomorrow

The safe word is “Kobold”

Do you wanna see a magic trick? Well, neither do I, so let's play some South Park instead. www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Help me build a charcuterie meal for these plates that, according to Walmart dot com, are "guitar-shaped." Nuts, berries, cheese, dill pickles, salami, I'm thinking a sour-cream based chip dip for crackers...

This week, I’m going to continue to use ClipChamp for stream highlight uploads, but I’m finding myself frustrated with how limiting it is compared to the software I’m used to. Anyone know any AI-free video editing software with tools like Adobe Premiere CS5, but can export vertical video?

D&D loreheads: do either the Raven Queen or Shar have the power to seal away a Great Old One? Like, a reason for a warlock to get a sudden subclass change when their patron, sealed inside a blade of the Shadowfell, is released and revealed to be an Eldritch Horror?

Here are the highlights from today's stream! Thanks for tuning in and joining the raid on @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/shorts/7Ca6U...

My Park? South. My Butt? Fractured & Whole. My Bag? Douche. Let's get to some streaming www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Felt like doing something completely different. We're playing the lesser of the two good South Park games! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Got my plate of food, got my medication in me, it's time to strim www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

See this? Rocks like this are why most dragons don’t provide dental insurance for their kobolds.

Crap… I need more limestone, I need more white paint, I need more black paint… why is it so hard to make a house fit for Arceus?

... my dragon instincts are kicking in and I wish to take it and keep it in my hoard

After the day I've had, I need to hack and/or slash. So let's end some zombie unicorns. www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Are you a “my inanimate objects have feelings so I have to be nice to them” autistic person Or are you a “this plastic fork deliberately fucked with me by deciding to fall out of the food container. I will break off every prong and its handle into small pieces to warn its brethren” autistic person?

Dragons keep elaborate sets of traps and alarms in their chambers, not to warn them of adventurers, but to wake them up of a kobold gets bored when the dragon is sleeping and starts getting up to “mischief.”

I must have been younger than 10 when my dad brought this movie home from the library. Obviously, we'd never seen the other movies in the trilogy, we were a super Mormon family, but yeah, we watched Evil Dead 3.

Testing out my new chair. Hoping it lets me stream longer than before www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

@semiwork.bsky.social I’ve never played REPO, but I have a question. Are Taxman and The Taxman supposed to be the same character? Round, yellow, wants various items of interest from various levels with monsters roaming in them, ready to attack any intruder…

Got a Mawile in Pokopia. Just wish I could throw a red paint balloon at it so I could pretend @sharptheredmawile.bsky.social lived in Palette Town’s public kitchen

It’s hard to explain the hype Mewtwo brought when he was brought back. Like, after he was replaced in Brawl, then we got a trailer for Greninja, it was sad for us Mewtwo Stans, even if he wasn’t a “top tier” fighter. Then we saw the trailer showing just his model and freaked out.

Bad news, no stream today. Good news, I got a new chair in. No matter what cushion I try with my old chair, it was murder on my rear. I got it built and I’m testing comfort with 1 hour of sitting, and if it’s good, I should be able to stream longer.

I’ll be real: I still love finding Mysterious Slates in Pokopia because a long term goal I have is to create my own Ruins of Alph with messages Nintendo hates. Example: spelling out “There’s no laws against the Pokémon Batman”

Based on the Pokémon sets, here’s my bet as to what will be released: A Blue-Eyes White Dragon set with Kaiba minifig A Dark Magician set with Yugi minifig (his hair piece will be the first to surpass Lego Batman helmet in pain to step on) An Exodia Set A set with all three Egyptian God Cards

I may be a dragon without kobolds. But I follow kobold shenanigans on BlueSky, which is just as good and has 95% less frequent property damage!

I physically cannot sit at my desk for long periods of time anymore. My chair, no matter what kind of cushioning I add, doesn't relieve hip pain. So I ordered a deluxe office chair. We'll have to see if that helps me work and stream without pain.

I'm doing something different for this playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3... I'm going to recreate my first ever D&D character! Will I regret doubling up on classes? Probably, but let's do it anywho! www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

There are two kobolds outside trying to give me a copy of The Book of Mothman. Can cryptid people stop converting fantasy people? It’s hard enough with the Seventh Day Sasquatches and Loch Ness Witnesses.

Haters have no power over me. I’ve hated myself far longer and far greater than you ever could.

Despite Ubisoft doing everything they could, Rayman Legends turned out to be a near-perfect game. So screw it, let's play some www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Hear me out: next time we get a remake of a Pokémon generation 1-4, instead of locking up the game corners, make them have machines with arcade games lifted from the OG stadium games. Use in-game money play the games and earn tickets from the machines to win the prizes.

With 1 Million Septims and Nazim dead, Scroogie McSploogie is now the richest man in Skyrim! Thanks for watching and joining the raid on @goofballdoggottv.bsky.social

We're at 650K Gold.. Can we finish the Skyrim Millionaire Challenge today? www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

My work laptop has had bad Internet all day. I’m going to test speeds on the streaming PC, but if it’s borked there, no stream today 😔

So… are we ready to draw parallels to the Pokémon of Pokopia missing humans to 6 years ago, when real-life animals, accustomed to human activity, were confused when humans around the world quarantined themselves?

Well, I made a home for the Legendary Beasts, though I'm still working out finer details. If anyone has Lugia/Ho-Oh already, do you know if they can have homes, or if they just hang out? because that might affect how I continue to build in Pallet Town.

Do I try to get pronouns right for people and characters? Yes. Do I fail constantly at it because of a decade or so of conditioning from religious private schooling?’ Also yes

People high on weed should be described with "red-eyed." They should be described as "bread-eyed" because they're baked. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Listen, I've never played VR chat, but if there isn't a way to grab someone by the neck and lift them up in the air over a cliff, looking into their virtual eyes with naught but an unyielding malevolence, are you even playing virtual reality for the right reasons?

Started stream with 302,847 Septims, and we ended with a whopping 655,273 gold! We're well on track to finish the challenge and be a Skyrim Millionaire early this week!

More Skyrim. More Gold. More dumbass dragon streamer www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...

Gains weren't as good as I hoped, but we went from 157,371 gold to 302,847! Maybe I'll be able to stay on task enough to focus on my merchant skills tomorrow?

Last time, we crossed a threshold and reached over 150K gold! I bet we could reach half a million by stream end >.> www.twitch.tv/muttonthedra...