This shit had me fucking dying earlier 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s right. That part of why the OGs are so good. Almost all of them sang background or in a group… or both. MJ, Whitney, Patti, Aretha, Luther

File under “true but not true like you mean”

I shoot things. Sometimes people.

A VOCAL SHOWCASE. tidal.com/track/360580...

My birth year is getting further and further down that list

These gas prices? Dew not call me!

So… thats y’alls way of saying “body tea!!” to each other?

I still want to know why Beyoncé wasted space on B’Day giving us that regular version of Get Me Bodied. Ma’am I don’t listen to that.

I’d ball up and cry omg????

“This album is a real piece of shit. Why even write about it?”

she said "what happened" like she didn't just threaten their ability to keep a job 🙄

The most millennial song is obviously “Promiscuous Girl”

Justin Jones. Your name will be in history books.

Rep. Justin Jones burning a Confederate flag during the special session on Tennessee redistricting Jones: “It’s a form of Jim Crow terror — this is about race. This is about power. This is about silencing communities that have historically been excluded”

Do not dock that boat. Idgaf.

(I thought Ted Turner been got up outta here 😶)

When an astronaut notices a comet while exploring the moon 👩‍🚀☄️🌑 #MetGala

Meanwhile the city don’t know them. I’m so sorry. Lmao

Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!!

BLUE IVY CARTER HAS MADE HER OFFICIAL #METGALA DEBUT!

The Brazilians really show the fuck out. They did the same thing for Gaga and Madonna lol

10/10, no notes.

And this is why NJ Transit is charging $150 for a $12 train ride. Good for them.

The British royal family is German. They only changed their name from the German House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to House of Windsor in 1917 because of the first world war. The British people were not fond of the idea of having a German monarchy. So the change the name to feel more British.

Thank to this I put together my family tree, and it led to tons more information online. TIL this day I keep every single obituary. Even if they’re not related to me.

Ain’t no way these people keep missing, what the fuck

I hate this so bad and it’s getting worse

Oh, well I’m actually an Aries 😂 ♈️

New gif unlocked

In the latest round of tech industry job cuts, Meta is laying off about 8,000 workers and Microsoft is offering buyouts to a similar number.

We made it to Friday 😮‍💨🙌🏾

WHY WOULD WILL TRENT DO THIS!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK

I’m the best company to keep 🤞🏾

To be fair, she told the entire story of this in her book. Lol

Phoebe saw her future self almost immediately slap Cole, noticed she didn’t have a wedding ring on and still married Cole. I will never understand… 🤦🏽‍♂️ #Charmed

Ngl having a real one by your side is just something money can’t buy.

Fun fact: I somehow had ALL of my notifications off on here, even in-app? I didn’t even know that was an option? I’ve seen nothing for the last month, thought it was dry as hell 😭

During the pandemic when I nearly lost everything and didn’t think I deserved love or could love someone else, the love of my life showed up and showed me otherwise. We’re now going on 6 years, and built a beautiful new start together. I’m grateful he saw me beyond my crisis. 🥹❤️

NO NONONONO 🤬😭😭😭

Patti should have slapped her

stop arguing with low readers.

The way Ed Blum is going after scholarships for people of color right after going after affirmative action Like just in case Black kids still get admitted to college, he wants to make sure they can’t afford to go ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Both versions can go to hell wtf 💀

A steamer is not enough either. Sometimes you need a old iron and some heavy starch

Barely.