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This is the most useful thing I 3D-printed in quite some time!

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We only rate dogs. This is a very cozy bed bug. We advise you to get a new bed, since this one is taken, and kindly request you only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (TT: coldsmuckersuncrustable)

"Is there anything about you that you want the fans to know?" - Tara Sloan "Yes. But it's a secret that will be revealed in a few months... it's not a baby". Yaroslav Askarov Love this guy so much! 😆 #sharksterritory #sanjosesharks #sjsharks #thefutureisteal #askarov

New post: a defense of lock poisoning in Rust. Followup to recent discussion: decided to write about lock poisoning, looking at the arguments on each side, and informed by our experience at @oxide.computer dealing with the parallel problem of unexpected async cancellations Please give it a read!

The booing of Sergahev for not shaking hands with Sharkie is hilarious. #SJSharks

I'm excited to announce the first @hyper.rs user survey! If you've used hyper (or related libraries) just a little or a whole bunch, providing feedback is invaluable and should take less than 5 minutes. Give it a go! seanmonstar.com/blog/hyper-u... #rustlang

I think you need some Mahna Mahna tonight, so here's a 1971 performance from THE DICK CAVETT SHOW. The Muppet performers were absolute masters of the television frame, skillfully navigating the space to magical effect...

Text can be read an infinite number of ways, and these are acting choices that AI won't make, and simple prompts can't patch over. Human narrators who understand the work they are reading elevate it into a dramatic performance that is more than just vocalizing text, it's a new work of art.

Decided instead of promoting my own crap today I’d like to help others instead. Feel free to share your newsletters and independent gigs or even some story you wrote and I’ll repost some

Excellent, if surprisingly, overlap of two things I admire @weratedogs.com

You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Fans are returning to the SAP Center. It is being heard by many inside the Tank, but now the numbers are out to back it up. The #SJSharks are returning the SAP Center to one of the hardest places to play. Read on Sharks Hockey Digest. sharkshockeydigest.com/san-jose-sha...

By providing a modern moral compass for young men, Pope Leo has become the Jordan Peterson of the Left

Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

this lil drop will have sustainable gear for the Blackhawks, Hurricanes, Canucks, Man City, and Red Wings among others. will go up ~8pm ET tonight. everything that's already on etsy is 20% off for the rest of the week, too. hayyyshayyy.etsy.com

fuchsia.dev adopted it for the job I was already doing.

So happy to have joined this effort. Thanks @boblord.bsky.social for organizing. Its time to move past folklore and onto real useful security advice.

Welly, my employer didn't even check if I managed to finish the almost impossible goal they set me before they let me go. Anybody looking for a software developer with experience in among others Rust/C#/React/Svelte. I've done a lot of embedded Rust for private projects as well

John Klingberg will be a healthy scratch for the #SJSharks tonight. Warsofsky says it was mostly to get Sam Dickinson (fresh legs) into the lineup. The message to Klingberg about being a scratch was kept private. Read more on Sharks Hockey Digest. sharkshockeydigest.com/san-jose-sha...

Anyone local (somerville MA) who needs a bag of good dogfood (Purina Pro Plan Sporting Salmon) the dog can't have because she's on a diet or a fluffy dogbed that both my cat and dog hate? Oh, also I've got at least one women's XL Landsend winter coat to get rid of.

Askarov starts. Klingberg out for Dickinson #SJSharks

@cmasisak22.bsky.social We're going to be in Denver for the Sharks game. Any recommendations for things to do in the Ball Arena area the afternoon before the game? Any particular food recommendations?

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EXIT: Advent Calendar – The Intergalactic Race [Review] Panic Slowly ... Detours ahead!

Dellandrea gets the player of the game necklace! #SJSharks

I spoke to John Klingberg 1 on 1 before other reporters arrived, and the #SJSharks d-man was very open and honest about what he needs to do as he returns to the lineup. Read the entire conversation that I had with him on Sharks Hockey Digest. sharkshockeydigest.com/san-jose-sha...

Oxide is hiring in the embedded space. If you enjoy baffling choices by hardware vendors and debugging performance issues come join me. oxide.computer/careers/sw-e...

so much depends upon abandoning all previous instructions

That’s the last pigeon standing after eating all the other pigeons

i played news tower and because it's me i had an existential crisis about it

Run HyperHDR, an open-source ambient lighting system, on a Raspberry Pi and plug in a Pixel Trinkey to control NeoPixels to light up in colorful harmony with your TV or monitor. Great for immersive gaming sessions or moody movie nights.

I really admire the work of @andrewknapp.com so if you are anywhere near any of the cities on this tour, please consider donating a blanket. www.yayaandboo.com/tour

🎥 RECON Replay: The Many Small Steps to Becoming Escaparium You can now watch this talk for free on our YouTube channel. It first aired at RECON in August 2025.

Let me try this again since I omitted so much info. I am giving away 2 tickets to the #SJSharks v. LA Kings game on 11/20, which is also Alumni night. I am only offering this to mutuals who live in the Bay Area. Please DM me if you're interested.

I am uncertain how to respond to this.

A Love Letter To America I love America. You’re so fucked up. But I love you. You’re built upon a beautiful and preposterous idea: that ordinary people—you and I—can govern ourselves. Together. Not through superior intelligence. Not through noble birth. Not through accumulated wealth. But through…

Hey @edzitron.com I've heard you say a few times that you are looking for new exciting tech things. Here is one that might actually improve my life. aftermath.site/steam-machin... Thanks for the great write-up, @afterfield.bsky.social

this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict

When they call themselves a full-stack developer, but they didn't even write the operating system they develop code on...

I keep trying to find the right Poast that encompasses both Stephen King's CHRISTINE and @thewaroncars.bsky.social so far I have failed and thus I release this idea into the wild

#thefutureisteal #sjsharks

Still glowing from spending Sunday evening at the Warriors game with these two. Extra sweet after last night’s win. 🤩 What a time to be a #SJSharks fan!

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

Story time! @blairbraverman.bsky.social @oliviawhen.com