like if i could snap my fucking fingers and have a working dick i absolutely would. without question or hesitation. but i face an essential cowardice that has become more and more intolerable as ive realized who i am and find it unattainable

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

They can put a stamp on it and mail it to Normandy, France. Right above Omaha Beach. That's where Antifa Headquarters is. Fuck Trump.

Let's get him to pronounce Yosemite again. That was fun.

Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

My dad came to the U.S. as a foreign student and went on to search for cures for cancer and Alzheimer’s. Students from around the world invest in the U.S. by the billions—$43.8 billion in 2023—and we should invest in them, too.

You fancy yourself as a political professional, someone who has a keen sense about how to win arguments and persuade. You can name the impossible campaigns you've been in. then it's 8:30 at night and you find yourself losing an argument with a 4 year old about whether the toothpaste is too spicy.

There's a very good reason why it's a very bad idea to let anyone own 38 stations on the same network.

1/2 Wife called today at lunchtime: "There's this new hamburger place that was voted best in Kansas City" Me: "Oh sure, I've heard that before." Wife: "Not Yelp. Voted by actual people. Do want to try it or not? They have a triple." Me: "Okay, well, I'll try it, I guess. Get me a triple."

Dammit

Shanah Tovah to all who celebrate! Wishing you a sweet new year filled with love and cherished moments with those who matter most.

Telling pregnant women they can't take anything for pain relief during pregnancy (you definitely can't take ibuprofen or naproxen) is right on-brand for these assholes.

No wonder Trump fans are brain dead. These ads. My lord. Imagine seeing these ads every time the president posts. (Went there bc @numb.comfortab.ly posted a funny glitch)

"Even President Donald Trump appeared to disagree with the Pentagon’s new press restrictions on Sunday." #smdh www.mediaite.com/media/tv/a-b...

If you can take a sack of cash from the FBI you can take duffle bag from the Cartel.

A hailstorm on Sunday left piles of ice chunks around homes in Sanger, Texas. The National Weather Service’s Fort Worth station had warned Sunday evening that two-inch hail would be possible in the area, and Denton County emergency officials said that the storm had left several reports of damage.

Nothing, and I mean NO THING, strikes fear in the heart of a TV or radio syndicate like a rattled advertiser pausing their ad buys

BREAKING: President Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence.

The FDA statement ends with a paragraph undermining its own warning. They signal parents to avoid acetaminophen. Except sometimes. And then: No “causal relationship… established” with ADHD or autism AND Alternatives to acetaminophen have “well-documented adverse impacts.”

Reruns of Celebrity Family Feud it is then. It's time for bed anyway.

I don’t think the average viewer of ABC shows really understands that there’s a Sinclair that decides what they can watch, and it’s in Sinclair’s interest for it to stay that way.

That is not a denial.

😳 Of all the stupidity that falls out of his mouth this is right up there. This would've made Deborah Birx cringe.

Today, the president of the United States of America said that the country's current pediatric vaccine schedule was "too much liquid... going into that baby" and then issued a decree announcing that anti-fascism is terrorism

So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.

Designating Antifa as a “domestic terrorist organization” is legally meaningless. But ominous. Designating narcos as “terrorists organizations” didn’t authorize use of force, but nonetheless paved the way for lethal strikes in the Caribbean on “terrorists.” www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

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Does anyone know what happened to Beks? @antifaoperative.bsky.social

OK, we got the Antifa "order," and it's weak. It cites no specific laws. I imagine, this was the drafting process: Boss: Quick, Trump said something, what can we do? Lawyer: Basically nothing, other than enforce laws? Boss: Hmm. Well, make it sound like something, OK? Lawyer: I'll ... try?

"As our understanding of autism has improved, the diagnostic criteria have broadened, and a major change occurred in 2013 when autism and several other conditions were combined into one continuous spectrum disorder" www.scientificamerican.com/article/does...

I must've missed the part where Trump & RFK Jr. promised to tie Tylenol use to rising autism rates..... but that's just because ....THE EVIDENCE DOESNT SHOW THAT! www.scientificamerican.com/article/does...

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

Listen to the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, not Mr. Brainworms.

NBC - President Trump says the FDA approved a chemotherapy drug called leucovorin as a treatment to alleviate symptoms of autism, despite little evidence that the medication works. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

So all this time it was acetaminophen and not vaccines that cause autism?

Temple Grandin (first famous autistic person who came to mind) is 78. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Public pressure works. Bowing to bullies doesn’t. Jimmy Kimmel’s return is a win — now Disney and ABC must stand firm in defending his First Amendment rights and those of every American. When political power can silence speech, our democracy itself is at risk.

It’s a White House press release

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

If Dems want to pivot to "kitchen table issue" in their messaging this is the one! Say he has to come to congress for a vote on the tariffs or you don't vote for government funding bill.

I share King here to make that point because it's clear that there is crossover occurring, and it has been since October 7th and Musk's takeover of X in particular. Deny it all you want, it's there and it's spreading. But most important here is that our debates on Israel have distracted from it.

Btw another consumer advantage to subscriptions vs advertisement supported media. You don't have to do a secondary boycott. It's an immediate effect.

Condemning people based on their group characteristics is gross. When Megyn Kelly says "my people" are responsible for murder or when you say "Never Trump Whites" show their true colors. In a liberal democracy we should attack or praise people based on their actions not their group characteristics

Also does Kimmel coming back mean the Rapture is cancelled, please someone tell me, I've having a terrible time keeping track of these things

Removal protections are gone. Humphrey's Executor is overruled in all but name by the Shadow Docket. Rest in peace to the Presidency, and long live the Monarchy.

Certiorari "before judgment" is how #SCOTUS takes up a full appeal *before* the intermediate federal courts have heard it. It used to be exceedingly rare. For instance, there wasn't a *single* grant of such expedited review b/w August 2004 & February 2019. This is the *23rd* such grant since then.

"We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday." apple.news/AcsA--lncSpe...

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia's defense team cites Trump forcing out the prosecutor who refused to charge Tish James without evidentiary support right from the jump of the last motion to dismiss.