Certified Good Neighbor
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professional dad, public irritant, safe streets, sunset dunes, San Francisco (he / him)
Anyone looking for a Sam Neill movie to watch this week could do a lot worse than Into the Mouth of Madness.
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ArthuršØ
about 21 hours ago
The discord was lit today
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Michael
about 24 hours ago
This "non-muni" collision appears to be a passenger struck by a driver who was illegally passing the train during a stop. It is insane that so many of our light rail stops dump people out into traffic
www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancis...
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Ro Salarian
about 23 hours ago
Plus, have you ever gotten to yell at your local representatives to their faces in real time? You really can do that, and it feels amazing. Force them to listen to you. You get to speak your mind and remind them that you're their boss, not the other way around. You call the shots.
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Frank Ballinger
1 day ago
Graham'is extensive legislative record included co-sponsoring the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996 and voting against the Employment Non-Discrimination Act in 2013, the Respect for Marriage Act in 2022, and various workplace and adoption protections.
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Do you think spending a lifetime hiding in the closet working to immiserate people just like you puts any strain on your heart?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
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David Ho
3 days ago
If youāre ever lost in the wilderness, just build a cycle path because someone is bound to pull up in their car and park in it.
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Dunkinā Idaho
4 days ago
they'll lose interest when they figure out that the exosphere isn't oxygen-rich enough for them to burn it
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil
4 days ago
I really don't know what we do about living in a digital age where "the left" as it is understood and monetized online has basically zero connection-- ideological or otherwise-- to the actual movement in this country. It's a bunch of reactionaries who rode the Bernie train to niche fame.
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That Mack
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@rollovereasy.org
Gooooooooood morning from Sunset Dunes! I am taking the 48 Quintara from the Beach to the Bay and back, catch me on coach 8635.
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rev. howard arson
5 days ago
oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back
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Jeffrey Rowland
6 days ago
I'm a man who is half white and also a CEO and I PROMISE you it's not impossible to be a halfway decent person while being both these things, I SWEAR it's possible
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Rebecca Solnit
6 days ago
I once wrote Dante had Beatrice; Orwell had Stalin; for political writers their muses are not the good things. Wrote this in one sitting today.
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Pod Save Patriarchy (or Whatever That Sorry Platner Spectacle Was)
For at least a decade we have been told that this and that and the other thing must be tolerated in pursuit of the elusive vote of the working class or the white working class which often means the wh...
https://www.meditationsinanemergency.com/pod-save-patriarchy-or-whatever-that-sorry-platner-spectacle-was/
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Jake_Vig
11 days ago
Sure, we always pay attention to jazz hands... But we forget about jazz hearts
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7 days ago
This is my friend Zach. Zach does a very good job of making Sunset Dunes, SFās 3rd most popular park, a great place to be. There are people who donāt like parks. Theyāve spent 2 years trying to make Zachās life worse. Zach is very cool. The other guys suck and are uniquely evil. Be like Zach.
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Zach Lipton
7 days ago
I'm so tired, fam
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Amateur Expert Opinions
7 days ago
every shithead you see habitually running blowing every stop sign & clipping every pedestrian crosswalk in their path in a Childcrusher F250 is, writ large, Trumpism too
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Nancy Pelosi's stock broker could not be reached for comment.
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thematthewshow
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all this AND the fucking Blue Angels are back?
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razorgirl
14 days ago
Police brutality by SFPD over the weekend led to the arrests and injury of dozens of trans people in San Francisco. Donate to help with their medical and legal fees here:
www.gofundme.com/f/support-tr...
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Support Trans+ Comrades Impacted by Police Violence During SF Pride Weekend ⦠Jasper Wilde needs your support for Support Trans Comrades After SFPD Violence
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-trans-comrades-after-sfpd-violence
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kel
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
14 days ago
the various california taxpayer associations have got to be some of the most evil people on the planet and you can safely do the inverse of whatever they want if you'd like to be Morally Correct in essentially all situations.
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Bethany Black
16 days ago
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Dr Grace S Peng
15 days ago
One calculation that blew my mind: When I push a pedestrian beg button to cross an arterial road w/ 40 mph spd limit. Wait of 90 sec means a car 1 mile away gets to priority to clear the intersection before I am allowed to cross the road. I am standing roadside breathing particulates
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I get that the state / cops cant be trusted with Flock data⦠but i also find this āgrassroots resistanceā highly suspect.
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15 days ago
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I had to show my wife this comic so she could laugh at me.
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15 days ago
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While weāre at it can we bring back wearing high waisted pants?
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16 days ago
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Don't print lies in your ballot measure.
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16 days ago
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Sometimes it's the sowing that sucks and the reaping it cool as hell.
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19 days ago
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Smooth Dunk
19 days ago
when AI companies go bankrupt
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jamelle
19 days ago
this is a great illustration of one of the fundamental insights of democracy ā that there is no such thing as "the people" and that majorities are elusive and ever shifting. no election, no decision, is final and treating an election as a final decision is profoundly undemocratic.
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We have a local bar-owner who is constantly quoted in the Chronicle as opposing Sunset Dunes park "becuz smol biznezz", and I have twice seen him knock back a shot before getting into his double parked truck to drive away.
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19 days ago
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Andrew Lawrence
19 days ago
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Ryan Estrada
20 days ago
A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and
sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car.
Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.
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When the jungle foliage ripples and you realize, too late, that the scones have you surrounded.
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21 days ago
sorry i replied to you and sounded like an idiot im actually an idiot
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I want what he has.
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Guy who teaches
21 days ago
While I'm a believer in a greater San Francisco (SF annexing all the bay area counties to make one city.), I'm willing to settle on San Francisco annexing San Mateo county.
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For father's day we dropped the kids off at a week long sleep-away camp. Today I will set up a 55 gallon garbage bag in the middle of my child's bedroom and fill it with all the crap they will not miss when they return.
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Merriam-Webster
22 days ago
āFatherā and ādadā are synonyms. āFigureā and ābodā are synonyms. But, a āfather figureā and a ādad bodā arenāt exactly the same thingā¦
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The thing about Bluesky is that when someone says "The Left" it can mean virtually anything but it's usually whoever dissed their last post.
24 days ago
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Seems that the SFMTA Clipper card management system continues to be a fucking disaster. For the love of god let me delete my expired credit card you fucking garbage pile.
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Ellis Rosen
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Debt Collective š„
24 days ago
Happy Juneteenth, or what many Black Americans call 'Jubilee Day' or 'Emancipation Day'. A reminder that many of our household debtsāmedical debt, student loans, etcāare illegitimate. But reparations to Black Americans is a very legitimate debt that we do owe and must pay.
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Bread and Rosie
24 days ago
The idea that cyclists are less law-abiding than drivers has been discredited everywhere it's ever been studied but also it's a deeply weird argument: if it were true, it'd still mean legal driving is statistically far more dangerous than illegal cycling? This isn't a good argument for cars?
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The war on trans people is a war on everyone who refuses to conform to fascist gender norms. Even the straightest whitest chistisanist dad must be policed in how he parents his kids.
www.fashiontimes.co.uk/fathers-vira...
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Internet Backs Solo Dad After Stranger Confronts Him for Taking Young Daughters Into a Women's Bathroom
An Alabama father's decision to take his daughters into a women's bathroom at a petrol station sparked a viral debate, highlighting challenges faced by solo parents in public spaces.
https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/fathers-viral-bathroom-dilemma-parenting-challenges-1760249
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