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@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
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professional dad, public irritant, safe streets, sunset dunes, San Francisco (he / him)
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ren they/them
about 16 hours ago
Hi my beloved bicycle was seemingly stolen in Millbrae over the weekend; I know itβs a long shot but please holler if you see it out in the Bay, on Bike Index, or a marketplace :,)
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weeder
about 20 hours ago
Sorry I missed your deadline by a bit, I had a therapy appt. If it makes you feel better, we talked about your project the whole time.
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David M. Perry
1 day ago
Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance. And you know why? Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.
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Mayaππππ ππππππππππ
1 day ago
fuck gavin and fuck lurie we live in the richest region in the richest state in the richest country in the world the billionaires who make their money off the backs of workers can pay even a fraction of their fair share
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Emma Silvers
1 day ago
it is *astonishing* how much work you can get done when your kid actually goes to school
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i have a new physical therapy exercise that is basically this:
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Raea π¦β¨π³οΈββ§οΈπ΄
2 days ago
this is exactly what the Obama admin was like
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Disney Prime Video + α΅α΅Κ³α΅α΅ΚΈ
over 1 year ago
Neat (1994)
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Atreideez nuts
2 days ago
Let's get this spice
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Mike Eliason
2 days ago
minivans and cargo bikes
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I vote we save Marin City and let the rest of Sausalito drown.
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2 days ago
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Greg Pak
8 days ago
Take every Trump cabinet member and official to civil court for damages against the populace. Strip them of all their assets and nationalize their companies. Leave them with nothing but whatever UBI and public health benefits are passed for everyone.
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Vicky ACAB
4 days ago
Voting is the only political leverage you have, which is why you need to promise to give your vote to the first person who says he wants it with no questions asked
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The excitement level whiplash here made me black out for a second.
5 days ago
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α΄‘α΄ Κα΄ΙͺΚα΄ α΄ΚΙͺκ± α΄Ιͺα΄Κ
6 days ago
Today's
#SanFrancisco
photoblog post: Sunset Dunes Park
webuiltthiscity.tumblr.com/post/8085523...
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I had to turn Conversation Awareness off my AirPods b/c they can't discern if I'm talking to myself or my cat.
6 days ago
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Canβt poop good without that lil rectangle o light that makes me chuckle or be very angry
6 days ago
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As it turns out, spiritually, I am also a washed 6
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6 days ago
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Bryan Culbertson π₯
6 days ago
The presidential candidate from either party who promises to ban datacenters on farmland and invest in jobs instead would win 70%+ of the national vote
jasmi.news/p/ai-populism
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π» my week with the AI populists
a Washington DC scene report
https://jasmi.news/p/ai-populism
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Dorian Dawes
7 days ago
I cannot think of an image that more succinctly displays how much dems are in bed with fascism and it wasn't even a mean leftist parody. Newsome just did this of his own accord.
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Nolan Hicks
7 days ago
βA year after the $1.1 billion overhaul,β which added a new lane each direction, βthe 405βs rush hour drive times were a minute slower than they were before the workers broke ground. Five years later, traffic was worse at all times of day.β
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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A Tunnel to Transform Los Angeles
The ambitious Sepulveda Transit Corridor project β an automated subway line underneath Bel Air β aims to do something rare in LA: Get people out of their cars.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-02-13/la-aims-to-beat-freeway-traffic-with-25-billion-subway-project
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Woodrow Peel ππ
about 1 year ago
Dear @PepperidgeFarms pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
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Guy who teaches
7 days ago
Lurie is 3 trash bags of month old dog shit stuffed into an expensive suit.
bsky.app/profile/elis...
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Guy who teaches
7 days ago
Direct action gets the goods
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Andraste Sideyr
8 days ago
forgot the most important of the genre
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Iron Spike
8 days ago
Wow, look at that, you don't just have to roll over like a fucking coward
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August J. Pollak
8 days ago
I think it's really great that the centrist liberal party in the UK won the last election in a landslide and then wholly dedicated itself to picking the most politically disposable minority group in the country and gleefully robbing it of its very humanity because now it definitely won't happen here
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The kid and I walked the picket line at Hoover for a bit this morning.
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8 days ago
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Mission Local
9 days ago
Read our updates:
missionlocal.org/2026/02/san-...
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S.F. teachers strike: Schools to close for 4th day, negotiations slow
Schools will remain closed for the fourth day of the San Francisco teachers strike. The superintendent appeared more frustrated than before.
https://missionlocal.org/2026/02/san-francisco-teachers-strike-day-3-tensions-rise-as-negotiations-remain-at-a-standstill/
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My wife loves to take the train to the mountains because the seats can accommodate her 2XL body but I guess
@amtrak.com
wants us to drive instead. Fuck me.
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9 days ago
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Cyrus Hall
11 days ago
What are we even doing here, SF? I don't know a single parent who is clamoring to short-circuit their child's development of core skills with LLMs.
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SFUSD Approves OpenAI Contract, Bypassing School Board
The San Francisco Unified School District signed a contract with OpenAI three weeks before seeking approval from its school board.
https://www.sfpublicpress.org/school-district-approves-openai-contract-bypassing-board-and-raising-student-privacy-concerns/
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Prisonculture
11 days ago
I honestly don't know what the Democrats are promising to do if they win in November (either in the House or Senate).
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My wife wants to be friends with the Swedish curling player how can I make this happen?
11 days ago
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My Ring camera hot take is this: When youβre door knocking for a good cause and you hit a Ring camera, just drop your lit and keep going.
11 days ago
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Judge Anon
12 days ago
Fear Not 'till Birnam Wood come to San Francisco
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the Mountain Goats
12 days ago
man Iβm sorry to be all corny here but when I see a βthe city is beautiful! Thereβs more to it than homeless people!β I gotta say you know whoβs also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you donβt see that thatβs on you
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derek guy
13 days ago
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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John Lansing
13 days ago
Milan Winter Olympics kicked off on a stage shaped like a giant centrifugal pump, the primary pump type used for pressurizing water systems today. The centrifugal pump was invented by Italian engineer Francesco di Giorgio Martini in 1475.
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abraconagra
12 days ago
man, if you have a republican representative up for reelection this year and you live in a place Trump won by less than like +40 this is probably a very emotionally satisfying time to call your rep and be like "hey man you are about to get your shit rocked."
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Zach Lipton
13 days ago
A very useful story Mission Local or the Chronicle could do next week is to Sunshine details on the number and purpose of motorcades conducted this week and identify the overtime costs of SFPD escorts without any legitimate security purpose
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e.w. niedermeyer
13 days ago
for sale: baby ugg boots, heavily worn
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I see
@grow-sf.bsky.social
just sent an email to their substack with a 'nuetral fact finding report' arguing against the striking teachers getting a fair wage.
13 days ago
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Michael
14 days ago
No shade to Tim but rather press covering this now: we've been screaming about this since the first Week of Cone
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15 days ago
If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
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Standplaats KrakΓ³w could really use some cash!
over 1 year ago
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Next door in Silicon Valley
15 days ago
We're going to need more
@worldbollardassoc.bsky.social
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Warren Wells, AICP
15 days ago
It's almost as it, by your 80s, you are not physically equipped to operate heavy machinery.
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wondering if I can take time off from saving public transit to support our striking educators and just started crying America 2026 baby
15 days ago
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e.w. niedermeyer
16 days ago
people think their "politics" are the pieties they post online, but your politics are actually how you exercise real power... which, for most people, means car stuff
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Chris Hayes
16 days ago
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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