Today begins official Bad Choices - Shrek livestream prep. Never in my life have I been so scared to begin writing an explicit fanfic. I blame all of you for voting for Death/Lord Farquaad as the pairing.

We're breaking out the booze and ranking the fuckability of characters from Shrek! Join us for Bad Choices - Shrek on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm PST. Go to patreon.com/hardchoices to get registered! You get to ask the questions for Let's Unpack That and boy, will we need to be held accountable...

I have to write an X-rated fanfic for Bad Choices Shrek and the current winning pairing (as voted by my sadistic patrons) is Death and wait for it Lord Farquaad. This is just terrible and I'm going to make it EVERYONE else's problem on Saturday, August 9th.

Do you want to come to the drunken livestream where we rank the fuckability of fifteen characters from the Shrekverse? I can't imagine why you wouldn't! Join @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, @dreadkithulhu.bsky.social, and @maquila.bsky.social on Saturday, August 9th at 5pm Pacific! bit.ly/45ccM6h

COME WATCH US BE GOOFY!

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This episode rules and features the fantastic force of @longtalljodie.com, Claire from @relationshipmas.bsky.social, and @kamservo.bsky.social weighing in on hot mess after hot mess!

Sometimes, I look at nightmarish sex toys on Shein and I feel like a coward for not buying them. Like, am I betraying my brand by being too chicken to let a corn cob dildo near my pussy???

Get HYPED for this month's episode, folks.

Hard Choices fans, If you're wondering why the December episode has yet to drop, it's because it was five goddamn hours long and I'm still editing it. Expect it to drop over the weekend. I apologize for the delay, folks. It's going to be the finished cut of Bad Choices - Nick at Nite🍸

Having seen exactly TWO episodes of Lost, I am about to begin writing my rankings for the Lost episode of Hard Choices, coming out this month. My Lost crash course begins now. @kamservo.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com send help.

Every company clogging my inbox should be required to sub to my OnlyFans. This should be a reciprocal relationship. If you're going to bother me with area rugs, I should be allowed to bother you with tits. Lookin' at you Wayfair.

there's still time!

James KILLED it in the Dragon Ball episode!

Who fucks best, middlingest, and worst in the world of Dragon Ball? Experts (and one DB virgin) report in! Also, v. proud: I got to call @theisb.bsky.social, @anniezard.bsky.social, @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, and myself kamehamehos in the episode description. hardchoices.libsyn.com/hard-choices...

I demand that the Pulitzer committee enter James D'Amato into consideration.

Answers to your most pressing MeganBob questions, possibly!

I ask this with no real expectation of a clear or unified answer, but because it is much on my mind. What can artists do that are good, meaningful, uplifting, and effective responses to dark times, fascism, oppression, etc?

One of the best things about Perry Mason is that it's before Hollywood beauty norms had fully sunk in. People look like people. It's THE BEST.

can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹

I'm not going to say anything horny about this, but I want you to know that I have nothing but horny feelings about it.

I forgot that I had a personal account! Follow me here if you like MeganBob Thoughts (TM), OnlyFans updates, pictures of my dog, Mulder, and periodic reminders to hydrate!

More than ever, the art you make is important. It is life saving. It is where people turn to feel safe, to find comfort, to feel seen. Your art is beautiful and necessary. Thank you for making it.

SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT

Hey, if you're stressing but want to do something beautiful, but don't have any money, can I suggest reaching out to creators whose work has supported you and just letting them know why you love what they do? It truly makes a huge difference and it feels POWERFUL to show gratitude and care.

I took that one art quiz everyone is taking. I think these results are probably what anyone who has even passing familiarity with me or my art would have INSTANTLY guessed. What can I say? I just love everything in a big, loud way!

November 1st.

This is my favorite paradigm in @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social. From the jump, it’s a show about fucking. Euphemisms are for flavor rather than obfuscation. Bits are getting rubbed, we’re all on the same level. So how do you really feel about it?

Best guess: People with petplay kinks and a sensible budget

My handsome boyfriend, just hanging out being cute 🔪👻

I'm a longtime Patreon supporter of One Shot, and it's GREAT. If you support Hard Choices, it would mean a lot if you supported One Shot too. Even a dollar! But I dare you to make it three. Send a lil sexy dollar threesome!

We are live! Twitch.tv/oneshotrpg

Heroes, tonight is the final event in OneShotOberfest! Please join @wairpodcast.bsky.social as she hosts @oneshotrpg.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social @systemmastery.bsky.social and @shaghik.bsky.social in TTRPG Pub Trivia! Join them at 7pm EST at twitch.tv/oneshotrpg!

I dare someone to do a D&D oneshot dungeon based entirely on the weird cryptids that the USCPSC is dropping. I am in love with this account

I may have gone overboard with the alt-text in this, but look, I've been watching The Dick Van Dyke Show to prepare for Bad Choices - Nick at Nite Couples, and just HLYFUCKNGODDAMMOTHRFRICK SHE IS JUST 🫠

Check out the titans of mid-century American television that @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, Kris, Marissa, and I are going to be ranking in the guaranteed debauchery🍸🍆 of Bad Choices. Become a patron for $1.69 (nice) and get in on this! Any predictions on the median? open.spotify.com/episode/67NY...

This is honestly the best meet-cute for Cthulu I've ever heard.

Please enjoy my descriptive but also dumb alt text for this old post

This is why James is a Hard Choices regular. I still think about his "Rackula" tweet REGULARLY.

Shire horses are such husband material. @dreamstobecome.bsky.social knows what I'm talking about. WE *WILL* DO A WEIRD CHOICES ABOUT THIS, GODDAMMIT.

3.5 hours until @theothertracy.bsky.social joins @coffeedetective.bsky.social @beezelda.bsky.social and @jeffstormer.bsky.social to reconvene the original crew in IRON EDDA: REFORGED

I'm still working on the podcast announcement for it, but get hyped. We're going back to mid-century American television and we're gonna leave it sweaty and panting in an orgiastic feat of livestream drunken podcasting. If you want to come, all you gotta do is be a patron! Patreon.com/hardchoices

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

JOIN THE ONESHOT PATREON. DO IT. Seriously, there is so much incredible stuff put out by Oneshot, and it's some of the most joyful comedy around! I believe in and love this network. Please give it a listen and support Oneshot on Patreon www.patreon.com/c/oneshotpod...

It's my birthday 🎉 (I'm MeganBob) and what I would absolutely love is to hear about your suggestions for what would make good Hard Choices episodes and/or about past episodes you really enjoyed and why they HIT for you. Both are super helpful in making wild episodes that you'll go bananas for!

October marks the time of year when I'm reminded how fuckable Beetlejuice is. No, I have nothing I can say to defend this stance.

Bluesky is so much fucking better than Tw*tter ever was. Like, this place is actually peaceful and interesting.

Recorded our November episode on Dragon Ball with @anniezard.bsky.social, @oneshotrpg.bsky.social, and @theisb.bsky.social. I am now left wondering if there is a dumber himbo in all of fiction than Goku. He makes Kronk look so fucking competent!

YESSSSSS. I cannot WAIT for these takes!