The dog just sat next to me in the couch and did a fart that smells like McDonalds chips, another reason to stick to the boycott.

Sir, a second "Sir, a second" image has hit

I simply cannot believe it’s only Thursday, I demand a recount.

Nublic Pudity

No. A wealth tax won't solve everything. No one ever said it will. But until we begin to challenge the power & wealth of the 1% - then we know this Labour government has been bought and paid for.

Bike ride, roast dinner, glass of wine, fire. Maybe autumn isn’t so bad.

#VeeMakes Made a Giant Thing (Regular sized Thing for scale)

If you see this post a bridge I can’t pick just one

nobody tell him

My wife is in a bad mood that her joke about modernist poetry didn’t land during her Latin dance class last night, if you’re wondering what it’s like to marry an arts graduate.

Lib Dem viral marketing getting weird.

Had to wrestle my weirdly strong neighbour to get out of our house as he was having some sort of mental health crisis and forced his way in. Relaxing way to end my week.

Not to brush by the call for pogroms, but extremely funny thing for his second son to say

They’re launching KierKoin.

Bit grim out there eh

The Greens could be polling at 40% and all we’ll read about is the rise of Reform

I never thought the leopards would shoot MY neck

But the mask always slips. Watch the video; it’s not about women’s safety, it’s not about patriotism, it’s not about common sense. It’s about racism and intimidation, scapegoating vulnerable people to divide our communities and poison our politics.

With about 8 exceptions, I don’t really like Americans.

Bought a convertible because I’ve always wanted one and now things happen like people asking me for financial advice. Buddy, if I was good with money I wouldn’t have done this.

The Labour Party public services policy unit is just a coin with one side that says ‘MEANS TESTING’ and the other ‘LEAGUE TABLES’.

Saw someone at Center Parcs at the weekend who looked like one of you lot, so if you were at Center Parcs at the weekend it was probably you but if you weren’t at Center Parcs at the weekend it wasn’t.

Someone hijack the Tesco van and bring my shopping faster, I’m hungry.

Every now and then they just openly say "the value of this brown person is that they'll give us more latitude for our racist policies".

Just hand fed a deer a tomato in a forest because I’m a Disney princess

Skyrim

Outstanding news that should be shared.

Absolutely done himself with the still frame here

Little Eddie Bollocks about to give himself an aneurysm because someone said Labour isn’t owed votes

Cor it’s humid out there, absolute sweat-fest of a jog

These days you can’t even tell someone their kid looks like the creepy baby from the muppets without them taking offence for some reason

Hard to imagine there'd be any point in having a Green Party that gains the support of John Rentoul, so this feels like a big waste of everyone's time

Our questionable vibes neighbours who moved in a few months ago and put a union flag up have taken it down due to recent events, this is good.

Close one lmao

Got my lunch to go because it was sunny and warm and now I’m sat in a cold grey park as it’s starting to rain. Autumn is the worst season.

Love you lot. Can’t stand half the idiots you insist on showing me tho. Everything feels shit enough as it is without “new dickhead unlocked!” notifications. Like, “take a look at this berk!”… no. I’m at berk capacity. We’re operating with a berk surplus.

Bizarrely my ultra loyal New Labour MP who looks like he was born wearing a lanyard has come out with a statement against the flags, fair play.

Shouldn’t they at least be union flags or is he past pretending that he represents anyone outside England?

hi, my name is, what? my name is, who? my name is, chicken ticket, slim shady

How politically illiterate do you need to be to think that adopting all the policies of your stated opponents is in any way beating them?

Met a dog

Nooo

C’mon Grimsby - up the haddocks or whatever you’re called.

Ugh an all oxbridge university challenge. Can they both lose?

One of these weird deathtraps in North Norfolk for anyone playing the plane game