I don’t care how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. It’s enough to know that for some people they exist, and that they dance. -Mary Oliver

yeah sure man, the Zero-Composure Moron Patrol is gonna go work a shift at the Boring Factory. and you're definitely gonna remember you posted this even eight minutes from now

My “not involved in necromancy” +10 conjuration robes have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my +10 conjuration robes

Did you all catch my appearance on The Pitt

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damn i could go for an "easing tensions" right about now

if this were tumblr I would put this in the tags; I'm CRYING

If you showed this to a suffragette she would kill you

unfortunately this is nothing, I found another article that wasn't paywalled and he just had to pay shareholders damages, it doesn't affect anything that matters 🙄

The US Postal Service is a service, not a business (hence the name). We should want to fund services that help Americans! It costs us $9B/yr to make sure medications get delivered to seniors in rural areas and the many other benefits USPS provides. The illegal war in Iran has already cost us $26B!

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

lol why it is titled like this. why wasn't father first, why is mentor in quotes

We hebben een serieus cum-cum probleem

You could gamble on crypto and work 18 hours a day OR you could ride the bus

Same sentiment imo as “don’t worry about AI, I think people will always make art ❤️” like cool but also I have spent twenty years building a career actually and I have bills

It’s the birthday of Fed Rogers, my greatest art role model

The liberal anti-masker is going to have a really rough go of the next decade.

Just to reiterate from this thread in 2024 “Zio” is literal neo Nazi language and it’s been mainlined over the last two years by segments of the extremelyonlineleft™️ and others. “Zio” is fascist nonsense “Zog” is Nazi bullshit Reject it all or it will destroy you.

Boston: (617) 565-3170 Springfield: (413) 788-2690 DC: (202) 224-4543 I just called her and expressed my concern! I mean for fuck's sake, even FOX NEWS is calling it a fucking Nazi tattoo.

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

Cockatrice lore

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Comic Fury 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌 My webcomic's been there since 2013, it's such a breeze to use and the creator has a fantasy comic I really like

Google Slides confirmed pro-circumcision propaganda

My running theory is that all AI tools, at least in the tech world, are targeted toward talentless hack product managers who think they are visionary savants who can and should build everything themselves

the people yearn for Gamer President Ace Watkins

Quit saying humankind destroyed the planet. That can be refined to get the culprits. White supremacist capitalism ravages the planet destroying everything in its path with no regard to if anything’s left. Indigenous ways & non capitalist ways sustainably support humanity’s existence on earth.

A lot of people don't know this, there's a 4th Law of Robotics that says, Have Fun and Be Yourself as long as it does not conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law

This signed KC Green zine is one of my most prizes possessions

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

Today I am quitting my job working for Mr Trump because I just found out he's stupid. It has been the privilege of my life to work for this dipshit, who I would die for

we say “o’clock” because time is irish

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

It’s me, HERO SUNSHINE. 🦸‍♀️

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Big iced tea matchup on Friday

who up swanking like an heiress at blackpool

Gunsmith Cats isn’t just set in Chicago, it’s extensively location scouted. The car chase is immediately familiar as the Kennedy, down to the Blue Line going through the median

Shout out to all the guys with charts who told me there was no way we were undercounting while I watched nursing homes and hospitals refuse to test and send my friends’ elderly relatives home to die of “respiratory illness” to keep their official numbers down.

so.. law enforcement

Hell is full, so we're making Hell 2.0 right here in the good old U.S. of A.

They did not leave in me saying "I think men are like dogs and just sort of do things arbitrarily"

older i get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. not sure what's to be done about that "haha" 👍

Sinners deserves Best Cinematographer simply for the fact that it's a modern movie where you can tell what's going on during all the night scenes

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

proof that even if you have all the money in the world you can't actually convince people to get on board if your ideas are actually unpopular dogshit. LOSERS KEEP LOSING!