Who would’ve thought that the ming vase strategy was all Keir Starmer had. Like literally all he has done so far is deliver the said vase from the tories to reform all careful and nice like. Bet his dad made shit tools as well. Soft and bendy like his son.

Bet Starmer has a Reform football shirt, the useless prick.

Who would’ve thought when the question all summer was Gyokeres or Sesko, the answer was Havertz or Gabby Jesus.

I have questions Mr Arteta

Sometimes I do miss Twitter. Bluesky isn’t capable of layers like this.

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

As much as I despise them, i do love the way Barcelona regularly destroy the idea of physicality is somehow a counter balance to technical ability in football.

wrote a column about the vuelta protests, the india v pakistan stand-off, and how the sporting battlefield has increasingly come to resemble the real thing www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/s...

Activists unfurled a giant photograph of US President Donald Trump with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein near Windsor Castle on Tuesday, where King Charles is set to host him during his state visit.

Red card and pen when you need a goal helps eh?

Imagine travelling all the way down to London to piss on the streets and shout at the police to only get home on a Sunday and then a Muslim scores a 90th winner against your club.

Of course with a name like Hannibal you’re supposed to be a cunt.

I’d imagine the Burnley crowd are knackered from travelling all the way down to London to piss on the streets and get angry at police only the day before.

Zubimendi for PM

Thanks Norway boss for playing our injured Captain for 90 mins whilst you were winning in double figures.

Was wrong about madueke or is this what Martinelli for 2 seasons has made me?

Do not pick up the phone to Sociedad, we owe them more money for Zubimnedi

So can we get back to Epstein now Kash Patel?

Thoughts and prayers I assume

Netanyahu condemning political violence after sending missiles to a ceasefire negotiation.

Why am I on the second day of BBC push alerts for the shooting of Man Not Known In This Country

Chelsea handing out long contracts for more random S American teenagers I see

oh my god someone slashed our tire

I don’t know who did this, but I love it ☠️

For those wondering, this is separate to ongoing Premier League case which is also looking at some of the same allegations and even more. Another bedrock Premier League team that allegedly built a generation of success on the back of breaking the rules. With City case, calls into question 2 decades

Fize!!

Agree. This is why killing people doesn’t solve anything. I don’t really have much sympathy for Charlie Kirk but killing him isn’t the answer and the impact of his death will only lead to wider suffering. That’s the sad thing for me.

Twitter is an upside down smiley face place today.

Twitter is wild tonight lads

A rogue state, acting with impunity.

“Not to justify the mass killing of civilians. However” is an instant block.

Tulsa King has become one of those programs that I’m still watching 2 seasons in and still not sure if it’s any good. Regardless Stallone should’ve been doing these roles years ago.

Here’s my back of the ciggy pack analysis. Coaching gives you your floor. Arsenal’s floor is very high because of the coach (which is why we’ll finish 2nd with ridiculous injuries). Talent gives you your ceiling. We need more attacking talent.

Who would’ve thought that Russian Muslims that live in the remote mountainous areas of Chechnya would be good at fighting?

Stadium for the final 3 quarters full, other stadiums left empty, teams travelling between two continents on order to keep the paymaster happy. The genie is out of the bottle. Cricket is a farce now.

Isn’t collective punishment of civilians a war crime? But then Netanyahu seems unconcerned about humanitarian law…

Anyone else think that Zelenskyy came out of that with much more credit than when he went in?

I have never wanted to be in a gang more in my life

"Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace".

'What do you think of Tottenham?'

Morning @mrjamesob.bsky.social Here's an interesting view of the German elections from the marvelous Henning Wehn posted earlier on the hell-site 🤨

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Not all bad this weekend.

Duckett representing all midgets very nicely today.

Australia turn up 11 unknowns and still play until the last ball- diving all over the place, always in the game. Disgustingly consistent really.

Like night follows day, team Eng are about to collapse.

Mayor of Kingstown is good telly - Despite the bow and arrow man.

James Bond and the Zero Hours Contract.

How good is the Mayor of Kingstown?