Fire up the unmarked @arsenalvisionpodcast.com

Oh spurs.

We need to talk about the Kansas City World Cup advert

“Blobby! Blobby blobby blobby BLOBBY.”

Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why? Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.

Look, all the criticism of #Arsenal is water off a ducks back to me. All I’m saying is, if we face your fancy pants Barcelona ball twiddlers in the semi playing the style of tiki taka you all want, I’m gonna laugh when we slam like 4 corners in.

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I once had a painter in myself house who, having been to the zoo that weekend, had only just found out that meerkats were “right small, not how they look on the telly”.

So weird to see Taty Castellamos in the shirt of West Ham rather than the garish novelty shirt of my fifa 2024 ultimate team.

Beat 'em to the punch.

Fully expecting to be skeeting “come back simba all is forgiven” within five mins of turning this on

TNT has like blown up

FUCK OFF SIMBA MATTRESSES #tntsports

At last someone who can clearly remember Spurs winning the league

This is how I access Bluesky

X is a platform that enabled the mass production and distribution of CSAM.

Trump bombs. The Telegraph screams humiliation. The Mail screams betrayal. GB News screams weakness. And all of a sudden a complex global crisis becomes yet another loyalty test to American power. The UK deserves better than this performative war hysteria. 🐻

Why is Brent Cross suddenly so popular

Three hours ago I barrely knew anything about it

I can provide a crude explanation

Oil explain it for you.

Polls have closed in the first of this year's five German state elections, in prosperous Baden-Württemberg. It's looking like a remarkable win-from-behind by the Greens under @oezdemir.de. Full results over the course of the evening.

Cause I'm pretentious, I've spent a good portion of my brain space today pondering thematic connections between Wuthering Heights and Blood Wedding (Lorca).

A pretty clear demonstration here of how the lies told to sell the destruction of the Gaza Strip to the public helped to create the structure of impunity required to destroy as much as possible of other countries too

I know outrage is all he wants but I can’t get over this piece. - the ignoring of the “controversy” of financial cheating and doping - the utter absence of stats bar one isolated one from the Brighton match - the pictures implying we cheat - Glasner’s tantrum as the main evidence

If anyone needs more proof why runaway power and wealth inequality always mattered even when all boats were rising at least a bit it’s this. Over a certain point, wealth and power are absolutely corrupting at a cellular / neurological level

Update: it’s not the team it’s 115 charges of fraud that are “the most controversial ever”

It’s just mad. He’s literally threatening the official but meanwhile there’s this in the paper today

I've never read Ruskin but it turns out he explains perfectly what's wrong with LLMs in education: The highest reward for a person’s toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it.

Turns out it was a Bored Of Peace.

Oh look who is playing in the cup today? It’s all the teams we’d rather draw in the next round.

Meanwhile, Spain's massive investment in renewables is paying dividends now: with prices for Spanish industry and consumers low and stable compared with other European economies. www.ft.com/content/ac77...

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The difficult thing is if he was only a stand up comedian he would be a pretty funny one.

We have seen like 40 challenges higher up the leg left as a yellow recently

BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Intelligence Community Tells Trump His Plan for Iran Will Fail

Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

Mansfield were excellent.

Good training for spotting AI images.

😂

Mansfield had 11 shots in the first-half. That’s the most Arsenal have conceded in the first-half of a match this season, in all comps. via @optajoe.com

Homer in the hedge really is the GIF that keeps on giving.

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com I am not yet bored nor unamused by the appearance of the Friday night Clive intro music. BUT for the eventual day it needs freshening up may I refer you to the fact that I just found myself tidying the kitchen whilst singing “Clive Talking” to the Beegees tune.

Where to start with this? Perhaps with the idea that "centrists" should or could just decide to magic up policies to boost growth when we've just watched "Labour" try to summon the growth fairy with their stability vibes. 1/2

The closer Arsenal get to a quintuple the closer we seem to get to world war 3. Genuinely conflicted here.

Our major recent study on young men, masculinity, and misogyny questioned the extent to which Gen Z men are really more likely to hold misogynist views than older generations of men yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

One of the 100 great things about 100 Horses by Geese is that it canters musically LIKE AN ACTUAL HORSE

Is “War queer” a Geordie who has been accepted fully by their family?

Do not vote Labour. It is not really Labour.

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