CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

The eyes feel particularly correct

We leaflet at the Pentagon weekly. Taking a break for the holidays. DM me to get connected to join us in January. @thirdactsocal.bsky.social

There's one of these with audio from Bob's Burgers which is just as hysterical

Fun game: When a game developer posts something supporting the use of AI, google their name with the word "allegations." Every. Single. Time.

I swear to fucking god mozilla, *everyone hates this idea*. Do NOT succumb to The Fear & the Monetization Disease. You don't need to have a "modern AI browser", at all, ever. You need to be th comany that respects user privacy, meaningful consent, & choice; the one w/ The Browser That Fucking Works

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

I went and wrote it. Here are some things you can do as a ttrpg project manager to make freelancing fun and easy: barilleon.com/managing-ttr...

Oh no.

Coming up from our roundup of ways to get involved in D.C.: Saturday 12/13, 7 - 8:30 p.m.: A comedy show benefiting Miriam's Kitchen Sunday 12/14, 1 - 3 p.m.: Drink wine, fund abortion Tuesday 12/16, 1 - 2 p.m.: Queer futures workshop Tuesday 12/16, 8 p.m.: A benefit show for Capitol Area Food Bank

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

Well this is terrifying

Thank you to everyone who joined us for our 15th anniversary! For those who missed our special announcement, we are happy to tell you that Kathleen will be selling the store to long-time employee Melissa Campbell. We are so excited to celebrate this new chapter! Cheers to the next 15 years!

A Pulitzer for whoever chose the photo on this one

Our camp was raided at about 0400 this morning. It is gone. #FreeDC #RememberYourOath

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

for the emperor

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

"Do you feel as a representative you should be better informed? Don't your constituents deserve someone who is paying attention? If not, why not?"

In the first of two special holiday issues, you'll find gift wrap featuring designs by our vendors! Find your vendor over the next week to pick up a sheet (or two) to grace the goodies under your tree. 🎄

Call it a subscription fee!

We are going live in like 10 @ twitch.tv/tonyplusone

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

birds of paradise and nadu are tied but no fear we have a tiebreaker round for the winner. now for the question, is NADU the best bird in magic or is it BOP?!!! Vote now plz #mtg #mtgart #birds #d00d3l

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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

Bonus "Son of Man" photobomb

Is it too late to become Pope Sports Stuff the First?

God inventing a snake

These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art

Tossing to the SL. Yall will all have a good December.

Meanwhile the Tidal Basin floods on the regular

Sean Duffy: the NYC subway system is scary and the riders are out of control! The NYC Subway riders:

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

not so fast

Trump doesn't care that his deployment of the National Guard is dangerous — but the governors deploying these Guard members should. We're calling on Governors Ivey, Kemp, Landry, Reeves, DeWine, Lee, and Morrisey to recall their Guard members from DC. Email all seven: bit.ly/seven-governors

🚨ALERT🚨 Two national guardsman were just shot near Farragut Sq. The situation will likely escalate. Please avoid downtown and be extra careful around any law enforcement. Stay safe.

Parents in DC heads up: MedStar Health invites your neurodivergent kids 5-10 to come climb with us! at DC Bouldering Project collaboration. Where: DC Bouldering Project Eckington When: Saturday, December 6. THIS IS A FREE EVENT (Link in the next post)

All respect to the poor court employee trying to transcribe the argument

Just having a little cry reading the latest xkcd how about you xkcd.com/3172

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- many stores will have pre-cut onions/carrots/celery all in one container, it saves a ton of time - can you make something in a slow cooker/instant pot to spread out the cooking so everything isn't fighting for space in the oven?

I love that in all these pictures Zohran essentially becomes a Zohran Mamdani cardboard cutout, and Trump looks like he's best friends with it.