Au contraire

“It’s not pedophilia, it’s ephebophilia, libtards.”

Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."

When you’re so homophobic nobody will do your hair

Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.

In Donald Trump's dreams, he is eating Big Macs on Air Force One and flying to Epstein's rape Island with Ivanka, who is wearing Erika Kirk's leather pants.

Cuomo Says He Will Devote Rest of Life to Sexually Harassing People in the Private Sector

Welcome to the resistance, Erika Kirk’s stylist ✊

Remember when he said he would rush in to stop a school shooter?

If Mamdani wins this sets a dangerous precedent for Democrats… They may have to actually do things instead of merely sending texts asking for money.

me saying “6 7” to every trick or treater that came to my house:

I want a democrat to get bit by a zombie. I want a bloodthirsty, feral, hotheaded warrior creature who will stop at nothing to win. Where are my political animals who will fight tooth and nail for what is right? I’m sick of the high road. It’s gotten us here. We need a new route. A lowdown dirty one

Goodbye tikka masala, hello unseasoned chicken breasts

When the couple that called ICE on the brown neighbors gives you this look...

He hates American values and principles. He hates democracy. He despises the Constitution and its constraints. He hates most Americans. All he desires is money, power and staying out of jail. Am I missing something?

Meatloaf and Curry. *follow me for more recipes*

"Who would have predicted this?" - Black women did. - Trans people did. - The *entire* disability community did. - The anarchists did. - Post-Evangelicals did. "Well why didn't I hear them." You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.

before there was Grindr this is how we could tell….

Someone once described the Facebook reactions, in order, as “the stages of learning about Morrissey” and that’s really stuck with me

If you see someone tactically acquiring food, no you didn’t.

"A girl made fun of me!" is part of every MAGA origin story.

Scientists at Harvard University have created this 3D model using artificial intelligence to depict what every serial killer combined together might look like:

Keep going, good people. Live long enough to see their tribunals.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Sadists

A candid video of Melania supervising the demolition of the East Wing

You will never convince me, This bullshit wasn’t staged. And that two lives were sacrificed that day.

“Rational thought in the current United States political landscape? What a concept. Maybe the Satanists can teach us a thing or two about how we should move through the world.”

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Japan’s parliament just installed their own Margaret Thatcher as Prime Minister 👎👎👎👎👎

I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.

right wing ultra-nationalist anti-immigrant “traditional family values” (marriage between man and woman only) 右翼　超国家主義者　反移民　外国人嫌悪者　伝統的家庭価値観 (同性婚に反対） #SanaeTakaichi 👎👎👎👎👎

That one wheel on the shopping cart be like:

I kinda hate content creators, but this kid rocks!

“They ate the cats, they ate the dogs, they ate ALL the pets!”

I know she be runnin a MacDonalds like it’s the Navy

I need your bear carcass, your beef tallow, and your foreskins

it’s insane how beautiful life can be

Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste

If I send you this, just know the conversation is OVER.

Circumcision doesn’t cause autism, but the evidence linking micropenises to fascism just keeps piling up.

I think the only thing Chief Justice John Roberts and I both enjoy is a gay dinner party on Martha's Vineyard. Glory!

The guy who told you that you can treat depression by cleaning your room, is sick from living in filth

This is who you are arguing with in the comments section…