Want to find some good accounts to block? Check the replies to any Jewish organization or politician talking about the Sydney mass shooting of Jews celebrating Hanukkah.

My late mother-in-law made us Christmas ornaments for years, I think we can agree that this is some of her best work. Miss her.

American Evangelical Christianity in a nutshell: You can abuse the people that Jesus told you to care for, but you better not abuse our sacred imagery.

Today’s PSA: not everyone with a Middle-Eastern name, skin color, and/or background is Muslim.

From the Larchives: Happy Hannukah.

Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’

reactivating my FanFiction dot net account so a US official will have to base my admission decisions on 120,000 words of softcore Naruto erotica

We have a new coworker who got trapped in a room today. No matter how much she tried to turn the doorknob she couldn’t open it. She called for help and nobody heard her for several minutes. Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine

This is Levi. He encountered a forbidden stick while on his walk. Decided to go for it anyway. 13/10 (TT: levisgoldenworld)

I don't want to name any names but I sincerely hope every dude bro hockey journalist who ever harassed me on twitter back in the day is feeling super uncomfy about Heated Rivalry.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Was behind this SUV this morning and wow, I definitely read too much Ao3. (The blurry bumper sticker has the outline of a submarine on it…)

If anyone has a few extra bucks burning a hole in their pocket, please help one of my favorite authors escape mandatory Christmas (her first one after losing her husband). She deserves All The Good Things!

Cartoon: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle balrog!

These marshmallows are terrible. Not even sticky

This is Tuffy. He just woke up from surgery. Has no idea where he is or what's happening, but he's thrilled to be here. 12/10 (TT: teddy_and_tuffy)

This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.

Editorial cartoon: I got a "peace prize" for ya' right here.

I’m pleased to report that our new cat Cappuccino has finally learned how to use her cat tree for optimum snoozing in between her bouts of the zoomies

Random question: are there any multivitamins out there that aren’t either horse-pill-sized or gummies with a nasty aftertaste?

Dude two doors down from us was in his driveway grilling, wearing only shorts and slippers. It was ~40F.

oh cripes, THREAD. (hides eyes) 🤨

Oh hell nope.

Does drinking holy water make you toxic to vampires? If you spritz it on, how long does it remain reactive? What's the half life (pun intended) of the blessing of whatever religion?

Asian-American Actresses Describe Struggle Of Constantly Being Typecast As Sherlock Holmes

*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud *More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job *37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate *36% believe NASA faked the moon landing *1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism

A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.

if you've ever looked at your email inbox and thought "man I wish this caused me even more anxiety", let me be the first to recommend the lucrative and glamorous life of Trying to Publish Short Fiction

If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.

It's time to talk to you about my cat.

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

Trump voting Grandparents and their "missing missing" reasons why their children go no contact.

I don't know what to tell you. If you paid $600 to have your toilet photograph your turds, you really deserve anything and everything coming to you.

if I managed to produce a piece of writing that proved beyond any reasonable doubt that I had the brain of a steamed tilapia, I just don’t think I would be in a hurry to make that my Whole Thing

Christmas cartoon: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer :) About time I drew this classic :) Hope folks enjoy!

Spotify Wrapped is out, so happy “everyone I know has cooler taste in music than me” to all who celebrate!

You would be shocked (okay, maybe not) to learn that a non-zero number of people think the correct reply to an author saying “I write romance novels” is to ask pointed questions about said author’s sex life.

Does a lawsuit from Costco automatically become class action, or it is just three normal lawsuits shrink-wrapped together? www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

Amen!

Satellite Imagery xkcd.com/3173/

We can't even get our healthcare sorted in America and Canada is over there distributing government-funded hockey yaoi.

We have succeeded in “foster fail”ing this magnificent beast. Meet Cappuccino, J’s new cat. Capi says get rekt newbs.

This was handed in for a PSYCH CLASS & when the prof said she didn't use empirical sources but rather submitted op-ed she whined about religious liberty + prof got suspended. I was a *Religious Studies* major; in my time she would have been rightly BBQ'd had she dared to hand in this absolute drek.

don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

Krissy called me down to the kitchen to have me eat a last bit of Thanksgiving leftovers so she could put its container into the dishwasher, and I just got a stern look from the dog warning me not to overstep into her territory ever again

this is where I am at, because I feel like the mindset that we need to "explore" "AI" and "what it has to offer" just leads to an unresolvable contradiction. it's basically this dril tweet tbh, I'm sure I'm not the first to make this comparison

Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.