If you haven’t heard of it yet, I cannot say enough about the horror show Widow’s Bay on AppleTV. I haven’t enjoyed a tv this much in YEARS.

My HOA failed to ban iridescent FuturePlants™, and that's on them.

If you haven’t heard of it yet, I cannot say enough about the horror show Widow’s Bay on AppleTV. I haven’t enjoyed a tv this much in YEARS.

🌱Amazon and Walmart have become predatory and useless for gardeners ever since the proliferation of AI scammers. :( Please report the 3rd party sellers when you see these.

As head coach of the Goth Kids Running Club, I spend the majority of my time confiscating cigarettes.

Omg this. I worked at a small design firm one summer of the dot com boom, and everywhere you looked there was a small start-up hiring for their new online business. With AI, it’s the opposite - everyone is looking over their shoulders for the next layoff driven by AI. :(

good news! I saw a toad.

no matter how big your account gets you will always be posting for 30 people

Genuinely frustrated I didn't think about this sooner, but let me send it along in case that's anyone else too

In exciting news, I found the other walkie talkie. It was off, so now I get to spend an exciting day throwing all of my electronics into the sea and fleeing into the woods.

Just learned the valuable lesson that I should NOT set down a walkie talkie absentmindedly on my nightstand if I don’t want to be woken up at 2am by unexplained static accompanied by abject paralyzing fear. GOOD TO KNOW.

Eeeeeeh, my Light.Bio petunias are starting to glow a bit! I got the pink/white trial variety. I love them so much 🥰 Now I just have to keep them alive, which honestly is not one of my strongest skills.

I saw these dog statues at an antique fair on Saturday and can’t stop laughing when thinking about them. I’m 90% sure this is what I look like in conversations when I think I’m keeping a straight face to not show any concern.

FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT happy bruno mars being surprised to see pete wentz day

I give up. Why is everyone talking about smoking? Did I miss a horrific new law being passed?

I bought a beautiful art print today of my favorite unusual garden plant, my Dracula Lily (also called a Dragon Arum!)

Everyone immediately assuming that an attempt on the President is staged is probably not a sign of a healthy democracy.

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?

They arrested Goth Dad!!!! So proud of these folks standing up for what’s right ❤️

I am continually gobsmacked by how badly I am interpreted by speech to text services. I'm trying to get through to my health insurance, and I have spent 35 minutes in a system loop because every time I say "FRAUD" or "INSURANCE FRAUD!!" it thinks I want an insurance card.

Very proud of myself, a spider dropped on my bare shoulder while I was driving and I didn’t crash my car! Unfortunately I don’t know where the spider went after I threw it so now I have to burn my car to the ground and start anew.

A very good thing to keep in mind before forwarding info <3 This is also applicable for other vulnerable communities.

Same, Pokemon, same.

NASA’s Earth photos from Artemis inspired me to put this on today… 🙂 Getting lots of positive comments on it as I run errands…

this is the only kind of news on want on my feed for the next month or three, thx

HI MOM I'M HERE HI AM I HELPING HI AM I HELPING HI MOM HI MOM I'M HERE HIIIII MOM! MOM!! HI HI! IT'S ME! ONE OF YOUR NINE KIDS HI MOM! 🪶 🐣

This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.

The best jam on earth is the jam that comes in the tiny packets at restaurants. I don’t understand why, and at this point I’m too afraid to question it. #UnsolvedMysteries

JOB INTERVIEWER: What are your greatest weaknesses? ME: Toxic elements found only on my home planet.

My favorite generational divide is one I realized during a conversation with a coworker. Millennials can be divided into young vs old by playing them My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers. Ask whether you saw yourself as Gerard or as the Teenagers. (I’m team Gerard, coworker was Teens!)

An American kestrel perches on an "IMPORTANT BIRD AREA" sign in the Montrose Beach Dunes.

Under guise of their so-called SAVE America Act, Trump & Republicans are trying to rig the midterm elections. If this was really about ensuring all Americans can vote, they would agree to guarantee that all citizens get a free ID. But that’s not their plan.

😭😭😭😭😭 Sam Keith.

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.

Found a perfect way to piss off my environment artist friends

For the record, since it apparently needs to be said: No, synagogues are not acceptable targets to express opposition to the state of Israel, just as Shia mosques are not acceptable targets to protest the Iranian government, just as Russian Orthodox churches are not targets to protest Russia.

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

My wife is conducting research for a workshop about those of you who like to thrift/shop for vintage clothing. She needs to get 100 people in her dataset, and I would appreciate it if you would take 5 minutes to fill our her survey! Pass it on to your friends who love vintage! tinyurl.com/22vczxe6

Lousy Smarch weather.

Hey, this is BAD. :(

@crobertcargill.bsky.social The majority of the team members (Unite HERE Local 11 and IATSE B-192) in the park at Universal Studios Hollywood are deep in contract negotiations and things are not going well. We’re having a rally at CityWalk tomorrow. We’d love the support of anyone who can join us.

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Yesterday I saw a black sedan rear end a dark red SUV at a stoplight. Today, at the same intersection, I saw another little black car rear end a dark red SUV! If I see it happen tomorrow I’m going to try asking the computer for a different holodeck program, because this one is too stressful! 😭

I went to Homegoods in hopes of finding something fun and ridiculous for my garden. ALL HAIL THE GLOW SNAIL

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

My favorite part of the Olympics this year is the high pitched wind whistling by the drones. It sounds like a coven of witches shrieking at the athletes from the mountain peaks.

Oh wow, this is so good.