Dear media: At a bare fucking minimum, find out if Trump was in Michigan when his 13-year-old rape victim’s baby was allegedly murdered and dumped into Lake Michigan while he watched.

Protecting your digital self is as important as protecting your physical self, especially as we see reproductive surveillance and criminalization increase. Hopp to it! #Zootopia

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around

They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice

NEW: Oversight Dems are releasing additional photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate to the public. We will continue releasing photographs and documents to provide transparency for the American people. It’s time for the Department of Justice to release the files.

Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.

listen call me old fashioned but I simply wouldn’t jokingly ask a coworker to perform a sex act on me.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

your regularly scheduled reminder that my page is one without any tolerance for generative AI, and that tech dependent on theft and environmental harm is not a source of empowerment for anyone

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

lots of people on here complaining that they redacted the names of government officials but did you consider it would probably feel bad to be named in the epstein files? that it might hurt their feelings? right before christmas?

so once again just so we're clear and it's on the record, why are we protecting the political individuals and government officials?

@lindsaynicolle.bsky.social I've been listening to go down together by foxing on repeat for the last couple days and it's thanks to you. I am forever in your debt.

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

Well usually my apartment doesn't give 3 day notices unless you're 2 months behind, but I guess I'm special!! I desperately need to raise at least an extra $1000 RIGHT AWAY so if you can share this around, I'd be very VERY grateful!

It's simple: anyone making under $36,000 a year is allowed to be openly racist, for class reasons. Between $36k and $100k you get to make racist jokes with your friends but you're not allowed to use slurs at work. Anyone making above $100k can only be racist in euphemisms, unless elected president

Reminder: The FBI redacted Trump's name from references in the Epstein files. 1,000 FBI agents were instructed to flag any mention of Trump during a March review of 100,000 pages of records. Trump appears in Epstein's contact book & flight logs. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

BREAKING: House Democrats release more photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate, featuring pictures of President Trump, Bill Clinton and other prominent figures.

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: We have not deported military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.

One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them

there’s just a certain type of person who would show up to your writer’s group wanting praise for presenting work but violently rejecting any form of constructive criticism that might improve it, and that right there is the target market for AI

If someone made a ventriloquist dummy of their dead grandmother and continued to speak to it we'd all be concerned about their mental health and assume they aren't dealing with grief very well.

the phrase "put 'er there, pal!" implies the hand is a girl

Except For Mothers Who Can't Produce ---- or,,,,,,, an event wherein the mother is not alive anymore since she could have died in childbirth since this is the middle ages. or,,, a parent or couple who adopts a newborn and don't have access to breast milk,,,,,, or,,,

Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

"Rebuild." Pssh. Look around you at the absolute wretched state of the US elite. Look at the sad, corporate-captured, power-worshiping media. Look at the distracted, deluded, increasingly spectacle-addicted US public. Look at the denuded, decrepit set of ideas allowed in our discourse. Look.

men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"

Something that just occurred to me is for all Hegseth's machismo prostrating it's like a classically cowardly thing to kill defenseless men in war. Like by millennia-old standards of honor.

It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.

This holiday season, In case you were not aware; tulips, lillies, cyclamen, holly, mistletoe and poinsettia are toxic to cats and dogs; lilies and cyclamen are especially deadly for cats. Please be advised, I do not want anyone to lose a beloved pet just because they werent warned!

the more I see the word dynamic used to the more I feel like it doesn't have an actual definition

they have awoken the christian ska dragon

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I have a theory that the reason there are so many dudes who want to do podcasts is because they're hanging out and talking with their bros and talking with their bros is not something they've experienced regularly in their normal life

my only means of telling when something is Portuguese is if some of it almost looks like Spanish but there's weird vowel combinations happening and and there's not enough double consonants for it to be italian

do you think my dog will accept "it's too cold" as an excuse for not walking him this evening