Saying this but to a computer

I have never seen such a disrespectful and disparaging description of turkey necks.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Looks like RFK Jr. Stadium now

GOLDENEYE Pause Music #JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky

It’s really cool that when you say “ugh the disgusting sex story again” you have to clarify if it’s the horrible criminal one or the one that’s horrible but legal

had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy huh...

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

monday comin'

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

we should be able to vote on whether a game gets to go into overtime

If we get free cursed football so help me God...

It is with deep sadness that I report I have discovered you can still watch this game in the local market. Though mercifully I missed the "every drive ended in a kick" first half.

"Now no-one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine"

Laser tag's coming back baybeeee.

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997)

What are the site terms of service/legality concerns about me describing the only satisfying outcome to seeing Logan Paul and my television?

Minding my own business recovering from a Detroit ass kicking...

Monday mood

Endlessly screenshot-dunking on Twitter idiots is annoying your followers and keeping the idiots famous. Whenever you feel like doing it, you should take a minute, breathe, and then approvingly share something I've written instead

50 years today, damn

I hope by the time I'm this useless I have the presence of mind and the dignity to walk into the ocean.

finally found the difference between truth and beauty

Also I'll say something nice. Deebo Samuel might be a wizard. The sorcerer kind, not the terrible basketball kind.

monday comin'

I get how we got here. Moderate to catastrophic injuries all over. Starting with Ekler and meandering all over the team till now. There are very real personnel issues that are difficult to impossible to overcome.

Bad trip.

My man I think you mistake my meaning. I would do crimes NOT to watch this team.

I guess this holiday season I'm thankful not to have to think "it's only on NFL Network? If that's bullshit."

How is this SCTV sketch in HD?

Delay of game on an extra point is a "we have to take Dylan's keys away before he hurts himself" level of tomfoolery.

The incidentals are bad, and the play on the field is bad, but at least the vibe today are ALSO EXTREMELY BAD.

oh my god