Yes and I know this isn't remotely the point but this look never should have gone anywhere.

Are kickers ok?

FOOTBALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT IS GOING ON The Jets block the Bucs FG attempt and take it all the way back for a TD, Aaron Glenn's reaction is amazing

THE BROWNS BLOCK IT

I just saw three different games feature blocked field goals in the last 2 minutes. 2 went for touchdowns what's happening?

I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE.

Is Mariota incapable of losing in burgundy and gold? Many people are saying.

"I am expected in Valhalla" ass coach. <3

Marcus Mariota just broke his own boss's nose to give him the Bruce Lee tasting-his-own-blood rage for the second half, this is why you need a veteran in the QB room.

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

[the surgeon]

THEY LIVE (1988)

"In otter news," was right there...

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

if i see any post expressing less than debilitating thirst for robert redford i am calling your boss

one of the greatest to ever do it, and incorrectly gave the impression that journalists are hot

Safe home, Sundance.

popular with friends

So Democracy Dies In Darkness wasn't so much a cautionary call to action as it was a mission statement.

lmao, Cristin Milioti's finish

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

The Wire went five goddamn seasons, how is this even possible?

*7 second vape rip* "Whoa, that's crazy."

He looks more like he's head of Angus Young's security detail.

Could be anything, I'm some idiot, the gait after says nose bleed to me?

Ask your grandparents.

Yeah, sure, college football is good but consider...

well this aged really poorly

IMPORTANT REMINDER

OUR INDUSTRY WILL DIE IF WE CAN'T STEAL YOUR WORK BUT EACH OF YOU INDIVIDUALLY CREATED NOTHING OF VALUE I mean idk if it was me I might have workshopped that one for a little longer.

"....I would like to see the baby."

This is such a vanilla looking score I thought Jon was trolling.

Like seriously how do I sleep?

This is how you start a season. Cowboys lose, Giants lose, Sunday night classico.

If someone tells you that you have to try to tackle Lamar Jackson on one play and Derrick Henry on the next play, it seems like you should be allowed to file some type of grievance with a governing body

Honestly the high point of the franchise while I've been alive.

Lamar Jackson, Derek Henry, and DeAndre Hopkins all landed on one team and I can't for the life of me figure out how the rest of the league allowed that happen.

If I looked this much like Joe Gibbs I would never not lean into it. They would have a word with me at work about it.

Whoever said they made gambling lame when they put it on our phones was right. There's nothing special about it anymore. It's just another stupid thing we click on. The rush of stepping up to the window and saying your parlay out loud to a cashier is gone. It's not cool anymore.

My most baseball writer-coded behavior is rewatching 30 Rock and getting mad all over again when I'm reminded the Dennis Duffy theme is a Springsteen sound-alike. Bruce is a tender, giving, affectionate man, don't do The Boss like that.