Officially Saturday™ is it? Absofuckinglutely

I've got both of these, don't you know

Did someone say beveragino?

An EXTRAORDINARY game of Twenty20

Your starter for ten: which unremittingly handsome little shagger has finished work and now has a three-day weekend ahead of him?

Friday AND it's pay day

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was giving me itches in places where I'm extremely ticklish. The fucking prick

Spaghetti aglio e olio but with added hot dog sausages because I am a deeply, deeply unsophisticated man

Shit news about big Rob Grant. Red Dwarf was probably the first sitcom that I proper loved

The show that nearly killed me on a number of occasions, but especially with this:

Thursday

Barely done a thing with my day off - which is pretty much what I planned to do with it - yet somehow I'm still fucking knackered

Seriously though, why is there a random Wilhelm scream in that UEFA advert?

Get fucked

Everything is just *nicer* when the sun's out, isn't it? I've got the day off, I'm sat in shorts and a summery shirt that I bought in Florida last August, listening to the theme tune to ITV's Italia '90 coverage while scoffing a ham and cheese toastie, and it's all rather lovely

Every time I post something like this my art accounts' follower counts actually go down, but I continue to live in hope

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Having a day off work today. That's the sort of thing that happens to immeasurably handsome and unfailingly modest shaggers like me

Been awake for over 20 hours now

Officially... Tuesday? North-east edition

Off to glamorous South Shields

My apple today is lovely and crisp

Ah well, I really must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning

I've seen this Sapphire and Steel serial

Having a hot bath. That's like a normal bath but with me in it

Just remembered that I agreed to start work at 6 tomorrow morning

Just wanted to show you my wedges before I cover them in chilli

Any melon. Fucking rubbish

Got another new(ish) drawing to advertise. Give it a share please, shaggers

It's dry and mild for my bike ride to work

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Monday

In bed already like some sort of nan

Seeing as a lot of people seem to be getting this wrong again, here's a quick spelling lesson: "Lose" - the opposite of win "Loose" - your mum

Got mild Sunday Fear even though I know it's not going to be busy at work all week and I'm only doing four days as well

I've said it before but what nobody tells you about drinking in your 40s is that, no matter how much water you drink the following day, it's absolutely fucking impossible to get enough liquid back in you

Those shite Iceland frozen pizzas that cost about a quid. Almost exactly as nutritious as polystyrene and with a similar taste but sometimes you just need that kind of rubbish in you

Had a chilli in the slow cooker all afternoon and now I don't fancy it

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Peter Drury loves saying "TROSS-SARD"

Shagger's choice

Cricket's going well

Being subjected to a load of Jamie Webster songs on the way home from Ashton-under-Lyne and it's becoming increasingly clear that I was actually killed in a crash on the Woodhead Pass and I am now in Hell

It gives me the greatest of pleasure to declare this Saturday officially Official™

Just seen James Toseland driving about

Good morning. Today's installment of my jet-setting adventures sees me travelling to glamorous Ashton-under-Lyne

I fucking LOVE Look At Me #totp

The Cranberries were rotten. I will not be taking any questions #totp