Officially Saturday™, innit? IT'S BRAINS YOU WANT

Can't believe there's still no snowball fight events in the Winter Olympics

Apparently my local Spoons has one of Wales' finest exports on today

Not far off a thousand followers now! Only about another 570 to go

Saw a pair of 50-odd-year-old hi-vis lads having an argument in the middle of a very busy mini-roundabout earlier, which was a sight I didn't really expect to see

What you've got on your hands here is a man who means business

Friday

I'm in bed already

It is forecast to rain ALL FUCKING DAY tomorrow and Jesus CHRIST I am sick of it

Got Accrington v. Salford on telly and how the fuck is Accrington's away end pretty much exactly the same as it was 25 years ago when I was there watching Worksop Town play them in the Northern Premier League?

I'm watching the Simpsons episode "The Homer They fall" on E4 and there's so much been cut out of it that I'm surprised it isn't only five minutes long

What's the best song you heard at work today? For me it was this youtu.be/mAKprrm1gdQ?...

Had "hold me closer, Tony Danza" stuck in me head all the way home

Buy my stuff please. I've sold just five things so far this year

It's really windy out AGAIN and frankly I'm sick to the back bastard teeth of it

Vesta chow mein was the tits

Thursday

Really fed up of it being cold and wet and grey all the bastard time now. Just want to wear shorts and brightly-coloured T-shirts and nice suede trainers and it to still be light at 8pm

The diarrhoea bloke from the Pepto-Bismol advert

Buy my stuff please. I've sold just five things so far this year

I need to do the ironing but I really can't be arsed

Got my YouTube playlist going on shuffle and it's just given me a lovely segue of the old Children's Film Foundation ident and Gary Byrd and the G.B. Experience's "The Crown

Felt fucked all week so tonight I've had a hot bath, shaved me neck, done me hair, put on a nice trackie top, and stuffed meself with sausage and mash. I don't feel any less knackered for it, but at least I'm full of sausage

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The Invaders is on Legend!

One of the obvious spam followers I gained on here in the last two weeks has now just shown up as a follower on Instagram. Presumably they'll do nothing at all on there and then disappear in about four days like they did on here. No discernable end game

Wednesday

I really must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning

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Explosive diarrhoea

Been busier than Mandelson's lawyer today

People that "risk it for a biscuit" #names

About to cycle to work and it's really cold and breezy

Had hot chilli for tea the last two nights and I'm pretty sure my arse has just fallen off

Tuesday

Bed time

Someone in California has just bought one of my '90s British Touring Car Championship Designs

Business idea: news, but good

I genuinely thought that picture of Mandelson was Glinner

Fucking Carlton

Because of the unique way the EE site works (in that it hasn't bothered to tell me my payment has gone through) I have apparently paid this month's phone bill four times

My first act as leader would be to reinstate the ‘tonight’s line-up on BBC1’ trailers and have individual episode trailers, rather than trailers for an entire series.

Monday

I had this issue. There was a demo of the Viz game on the included tape: that was the first time I'd ever heard of Viz

Got terrible farts tonight

According to Facebook Memories, on this day five years ago I did a COVID test

Get fucked

Spurs may well be the most inscrutable thing that has ever existed in all of the universe's 13.8 billion years

Football, eh?

The atmosphere at the Spurs match is so strange. Proper eerie