If you'll permit me a first-world winge, I don't think there's a single task as wholly depressing as packing for a trip

Caught up with Mitch McConnell in the black lodge. He was sitting motionless in a recliner and his head popped leaving only a small singularity surrounded by black flame.

The racist white man, blackwater merc, with a nazi tattoo was forgiven and believed to have changed, without evidence, because people wanted it to be true. His rape victims are being told that they are liars, grifters, and weren't *really* raped. This is because the USA is racist and misogynistic.

I just got one of the most poorly designed messages in a game ever.

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

Maybe it's just me, but this is the least 4th of July I've ever experienced.

"Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out."

Kids are outside splashing around in inflatable pool in 100 degree heat, screaming staying alive at the top of their lungs

when I was in catholic school they used to rope students into going on trips to DC for "rally for life" and it's wild that conservatives 25 years ago knew they couldn't draw organic crowds but the modern guys are so deep in fart huffing group chats that they think this stuff is genuinely popular

How have I spent my lazy, overcast, rainy weekend so far? Mario 2 Crystalis Spyro 2 Yoshi's Island Joe and Mac Portal Bioshock Adventures of elliot demo Taking my midlife crisis in stride

I owe you an apology vrbo, I wasn't really familiar with your game

America: where you get pardoned by the president if you do a fascism, but get a life sentence for protesting said fascism

when AI companies go bankrupt

How high's the water, mama Two feet high and rising How high's the water, papa She said it's two feet high and rising

It is me and I'll just add this as my final take on the matter.

I refuse to believe Taylor Lorenz is a real person. Every word out of her mouth is perfectly curated to be as caustically loud and as aggressively uninformed as possible.

the lesson of the second Trump presidency is the President can do whatever the fuck he wants and the next democratic president will have a lot of explaining to do when they pretend they've been thwarted by the Senate Parliamentarian or whoever

The Mandalorian. Tried twice. Couldn't make it through the 1st episode The Walking Dead. God what a drag. A zombie apocalypse show where none of the characters are worth rooting for. I love zombie flicks but I forced myself through season 2 and gave up

Thank you mr president for filling the reflecting pool with delicious hi-c ecto cooler

Kumbaya, my dude. Kumbaya

As you wish.

An icon three times all before the age of 12. RIP

MRW the lieutenant is trying to jerk me off

TIL the youths no longer say someone is a poser, instead they say that person is LARPing, which I actually find pretty hilarious

I don't think there’s a more cursed combination of video game emulation than playing a gamecube game with a control scheme in the UI on an Xbox controller. Holy shit

i will say it again: “grieving” a child (in this case a 30-year-old fully grown adult) for being gay/trans because you expected and wanted something different for them is a sign of a bad parent and should be widely regarded as unacceptable

A frightened little dog, unsure whether to approach or not… Until a kind hand shows him that not everyone is harmful. Sometimes, compassion is all they need. Original post

I have started replaying Twilight Princess. First time in 20 years. Replaying Dark Souls 2 again, which is basically perpetual at this point, and hope to get back into Death Stranding 2, Tunic, and a few others in the near future. Summer of George!

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

Me when the tweetthrough starts back up

Good reminder here fascists are softer than babyshit and cowards of the most pathetic kind, good with bullying families out of their homes but too busy pissing their diapers to come out and face down a crowd

The scenes we saw in Glasgow earlier this week, as racists took to the streets to intimidate and threaten ethnic minority Glaswegians were despicable, and this afternoon we showed a tiny, outnumbered crowd of bigots that we don't want their hatred in our city.

Ms. Rachel is an absolute hero. A warrior for humanity facing down an army of soulless demons.

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Reuters: US JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO REINSTALL SIGNS, EXHIBITS IT REMOVED FROM NATIONAL PARKS DISCUSSING TOPICS LIKE SLAVERY, CLIMATE CHANGE

Gumby’s Bar Mondovi, WI

The ones who walk away from omelettes

The Punisher sticker we've needed all along

Mike Johnson is so deeply unsettling looking. It's an uncanny valley reaction every time I see his simpering face. If there was ever a solid reason to believe in the lizard people conspiracy theory, Mike Johnson would be that reason.

Remember when the worlds richest man used his money to buy the presidency for his buddy, buy Twitter and turn it into a Child Porn generator, illegally gut federal spending with a cabal of 12 year olds, and did the Nazi salute twice at the White House, and everyone just kept going to work and shit?

I truly believe that New Yorkers are capable of booing someone to death. I know you can do it. I have never been so certain about anything.

This Sunday June 14th I'm doing a special episode of my radio show PHONOGRAPHY dedicated to the great Harry Nilsson - so mark your calendars, put some lime in the coconut and tune in to penderradio.ca from 3-4pm (technically his birthday is the next day but my show is on Sundays, so...)

Trans people: they're trying to genocide us Republicans: we're trying to genocide trans people Historians: they're trying to genocide trans people Genocide Prevention Groups: they're trying to genocide trans people Liberals: well hold on maybe it's a good genocide though

where are these camps and what is the application process for getting into one