Entry 19

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 >The world's gone mad >All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst >Everyone talks like a crazy person >Everything's too expensive >Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator >Get home and start playing Earthbound

What makes something a heist as opposed to a theft? Is it simply how cool it is?

As a reminder to everyone, a key part of the Bari Weiss origin story is her livetweeting editorial meetings. In the institutions she critiques she treats leakers (including herself) as principled dissenters. In the institutions she controls, she expects loyal silence.

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite

No bullshit, the Girl Scouts are such a better organization than the Boy Scouts of America. And I say this as an Eagle Scout that had amazing experiences camping, caving, and exploring as a scout. Support your local Girl Scout Troop!

Okay maybe just one

btw: the point of the trump admin joining bluesky is to make you afraid, worried, and anxious all this data was already public. nothing is actually different in that regard. keep having fun. don't be dumb. block & move on. cis folks, raise your vigilance level for trans people as assholes show up.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

I get paid 7 figures a year to come up with this shit. Some stuff I have cooking up for you to look forward to: Amazon Prime changing to Amazon Plus. Paramount Plus changing to Paramount Now. HBO Max changing to just HBO. I fucking hate all of you and I will never stop.

The vehicle women actually want instead of a Cybertruck.

It depends on what changed, but yes, Windows 11 Debloat will likely need an update. It won't be that hard because despite the pretences of everyone talking to their computer, Windows 11 has been designed to remove these components or else the OS wouldn't be allowed near government PCs ever again.

Windows 11 Enterprise gives sysadmins the ability to shut off/remove everything if they want, even telemetry. That's how stuff like Windows 11 Debloat works in the first place. Despite the air of inevitability, everything in the system is kind of modular.

Let’s go, Thursday.

NOT KIDDING, 2 OF EM TONIGHT.

I miss her every day.

The Modern Republican Party is just a collective of chanboard dorks who never got over the time a Tumblr Grrl made fun of their weird boner...

Windows 10 EOL. The next day telemetry-laden AI features push out to 11. We're halfway through Microsoft's fiscal year. It's no mystery they're trying to goose CoPilot usage numbers.

Where we stand, in long arc of history: -Story on left, adding race as a factor when that favors white people. -Story on right, banning race as a factor when that favors non-whites. I often complain about NYT headlines and story-play. But these are strong. Including "If Court Guts 1965 Law."

That she's cool as fuck?

A company with decades of single-player experience pivoting to multiplayer? Well, it worked for Anthem, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, FBC: Firebreak, Redfall, Marvel's Avengers, and all those PlayStation games

Just posting isn't doing anything but boy does it beat staring at this rectangle when it's turned off

deploying the editor's note like solid snake with the chokeout

If you don't have hit pieces from 2016, 2017 targeting you for warning about Trump then no, you were not early.

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Join me on my journey from "how am I a games guy who's intimidated to edit his own BIOS" to "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore"

In 2024, I wrote a story for Texas Monthly about Michelle Haas, whose complaints resulted in the removal of books about slavery from historic Texas slave plantations. Haas sued us, alleging defamation, and was represented by the preferred lawyer of billionaire J.P. Bryan. Today, we won on appeal.

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what a coincidence they do this at exactly the same time they de facto kill Win 10 for most users lol

Aurora has been sleeping a bit too long, she's become rather flat.

ONE SKILL EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN NOWADAYS IS ACTUALLY COMPREHENDING WHAT IS ON A NUTRITION LABEL. IT'LL PUT YOU MILES AHEAD OF THE AVERAGE PERSON WHO BUYS INTO THIS GARBAGE.

Absolutely the fuck not.

I personally recommend chris titus' win utility(link below), also Rufus for creating a local account plus removing the stupid TPM requirement Also, if you don't have a license don't pay for this piece of garbage. Use massgrave to activate Win11 on your PC.

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”

Not sure if I’ll take this piece to a full render, but I really like how it’s turning out so far.

Just as a reminder, this is what happened the last time I asked who's behind the Trump administration's new troll-heavy social media strategy: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

The subtext of this comment is that the Mayor of Boston is Asian-American, whereas the Mayor of Chicago (like almost everyone else that Trump refers to as “a low IQ person”) is Black.

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

I am convinced that Microsoft is run by people who do not interact with digital devices. Somebody holds up a computer and uses it for Satya Nadella, he just sits and scratches his chin and says “make it do more”

a big aspect of rightwing politics is being an adult who intentionally bullys children

maybe i should start posting old art from the bird site here? but anyways~ 🧸🎨 #JingBearArt

Shot. Chaser.

One of the reasons I love furry and other fandoms is that they break people out of their anti-cringe mentality. We, as a society, are so terrified of being seen as cringe that we shut down. Having hobbies is cringe. Being genuinely passionate about stuff is cringe. Gotta be ironic about everything.

Notice how Jared Leto's character is by himself, compared to the other posters of the previous Tron protagonists? This is because nobody wants to go near him within a ten foot radius irl. #coolfilmfacts

Still the greatest and most relevant Onion headline theonion.com/recession-pl...