Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Can I surprise you? I think last minute equalisers in 2-2 draws with North London teams are good actually

Homo Sapiens emerged about 300,000 years ago. Imagine you gave an early Sapiens $9,000. And they looked at you and said “the fuck is this?” But anyway, you piled up $9,000 Every Single Day since the first Sapiens walked the Earth. You still wouldn’t have a trillion dollars. Capitalism is fucked

Hang it in the Louvre

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 05/11/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 3 - 153 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Shot 2 - 2️⃣0️⃣ Shot 3 - 1️⃣0️⃣ 🎉 Score: (0) Par ⏰ 30 seconds goalf.app

Much, much better. I've been pretty down on Spurs after Saturday but that was a bit of a palette cleanser. They were probably the worst team that we'll play all season, but we looked much more competent going forward. Has it clicked?

New awareness campaign

Brains from Thunderbirds has let himself go

Fucking hell Richy, throw yourself at it!!

Another injury? Someone really should check that Hotspur Way hasn't been turned into a giant Saw trap.

We're so good (away from home)

One Sinha Lifetime. Its more than just a clever title.

What Sarah Pochin MP sees when the Chase is on.

10 years ago I was working as a comments moderator for a big right wing newspaper. I used to ban users for typing shit like this. It's legit scary how safe these pricks all feel saying this in public with no screen to hide them

Squires’ greatest work - and it’s a high, high bar - becomes more prescient every year

Yes, Medway is doing just fine, thank you very much. Why do you ask?

I confidently predict that people who profess to be outraged by, say, the removal or destruction of statues honouring slavers and other racists because "history something tradition something something" will be completely silent about this abomination.

New fear unlocked

I was sort of OK after the final whistle yesterday and I'm fully in on Frank being a project to set us up for the long term future. But today I've been a bit deflated every time I think about it. Just want a good result and performance tomorrow please.

if true, today gets better.

Ange Liz Truss 🤝 Period in office padded out with two-week break

@tehtrunk.bsky.social congratulations to you and Charlotte! I hope that Miss Trunk's first games are better than my daughter's (L 4-1 Vs Leicester and L 1-0 Vs Milan)

PCDs Assemble!

Tottenham Hotspur unveils new Men’s football leadership structure

"We're saving God" might be the most Exceptionalist thing that I've ever heard an American say

“Keep vast numbers of DVDs, CDs and vinyl in case of cyberattack, middle-aged dads told”

Another one falls in Kent. Reform has suspended county councillor Robert Ford after a complaint was made about him by 'several female members of staff.' The party said that Cllr Ford refused to engage with the complaints process, so he has had the whip removed pending a disciplinary process.

Can we make sure that it's the right one first before we all get excited? youtu.be/_nlJgA_xWU8?...

Americans: “We’ve rationalized our language to remove unnecessary letters, for example we say “color” instead of ‘colour’. It makes much more sense that way. Also Americans: “I had to cancel my appointment with the opthamologist today because I was burglarized last night.”

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A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou (uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??) 🧵

Reform likely to raise Kent council tax after cost-cutting drive falters on.ft.com/4pTvJ62

2025 is the year that football curses are being broken

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

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Fascination - Alphabeat

this is a great piece and a very important thing to keep in mind it is possible to be clear-eyed about what we’re facing without throwing up your hands and going, well, I guess we’ve lost forever, nothing we can do about it we have not and we shouldn’t make it easier for them

Stop dooming! badfaithtimes.com/the-doomers-...

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Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

There's a lot of baseball, NFL and golf chat on my timeline and it all just reads like "can't believe the Miami Marmosets got done by Paul Rose tonight"

First half was good. Second half was rubbish apart from the goal. A point was probably fair.

There'll be scenes like this (and much worse) up and down the UK if Reform get into government and start acting out their Send Them Back fantasies. A thousand acts of sadism carried out by malevolent racist thugs employed and empowered by the state. Some of you will be safe. Many of us won't.

All timer episode of #Taskmaster this week

these people are giant fucking dorks and they should be mocked relentlessly for being giant fucking dorks

Dynasty Warriors 3 Gets An Unreal Engine 5 Remaster On Xbox In March 2026.