Weighed blankets are not enough I need to be fed through a woodchipper

I need to be crushed in one giant hug pile by all my friends, queerly. This would fix me.

the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving

Been working on this collage. The ink blot got away from me, but I'm very pleased with how it turned out. (Why yes. I did come to terms with being a trans woman this week. Why do you ask?)

it will never not depress me just how profoundly empty most cishet guys around me live as a result of cutting off intimate platonic connection

I hate how I went from "it's fine if I don't shave for a few months, the beard isn't good, but I'm lazy" to "the hair is 1/64 of an inch and I will time travel to kill past me for the transgression of not shaving this morning." Basically overnight.

Trials of Autism #137: is this person REALLY being inconsistent, or did I mentally add extra stipulations to something they said because I found it annoyingly imprecise, decide that's what they "must have meant", then forget that those qualifiers weren't present in what they actually said?

cis people largely see gender as fake and sex as real and immutable, and it is this belief that has allowed blatant transphobia to be excused

the separation of sex and gender is largely a good thing, but it has failed in the sense that it's shifted the goalposts on cisnormative understanding of sex as immutable truth rather than challenging it

for real, though. if someone could just solve my many serious problems for me while I take my third depression nap of the day, that would be great

HAT

my major depressive disorder just got promoted to brigadier depressive disorder. the brigade is already here, tormenting me ☺️

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

guys is it normal to feel like a 2D cardboard standee of yourself

No, I don't think there is any need for you, me or anyone to have access to ChatGPT or CoPilot just to help you plan your kid's birthday party, or find nearby restaurants, or plan your holiday for you, or do your homework for you, or write your book review for you, all to see the world burn.

It's incredible that all of the people who would shit on Wikipedia as a source because "lol anyone can edit that" are now 100% reliant on asking questions to the lying robot machine that no human has any oversight over

Policing the (justifiable) anger and frustration that historians feel about that AHA AI report is not the way to go about this; speaking for myself at least, its jaw dropping how it points out all the ethical issues with AI, and then suggests "here are some ways you could use it anyway"

my mom taught me there's two kinds of businesses: hot dog stands and art galleries - hot dog stands protect territory and keep competition off their turf - art galleries benefit from more adjacent art galleries, cluster together to amplify reach/support youre an art gallery, not a hot dog stand

People really choose to be bots. Like they are real people only responding with ChatGPT. They have relinquished their mind to the hallucination machine. Scary

due to tariffs i will be spending 15% more time face down on the floor

im running for office. my only policy is the liquidation of the capitalist class into a soup or broth

The reason people butcher the things they do about Marxism is because they don’t want to have to admit an economic upheaval of society is necessary to end class based exploitation

I’m burrowing into the silt I’m retracting my eyestalks I’m excreting protective mucous

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

i will never thank someone for their email on my out of office message. i do not want their email. their words are trash to me

"I'm still punk," I say as I take Pepto to stop the heartburn I got from taking a Tums.

the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born

Had a chat with friends about what art would fit with different factions. Art Deco was mentioned for Necrons, and thus Art Decrons came about. (art by me, no AI) @roguegeographer.bsky.social #warhammer40k #necrons

Probably should fill my feed with some of the things I do. Here are some lovely #Quar for #ClashofRhyfles #Miniaturepainting