friends I am a bit broken today, the news abroad and this heat, I suffered the spell of insomnia last night drink of the beer and mooching on the couch in my underpants, no end in sight

Banger

Royal Commission into why the waves at Bondi are always shit

Where’s the Royal Commission for the frequent violent deaths of women in Australia?

How do you do.

This is just the start of the backlash

funniest Daily show hosts ranked 1) Ronnie Chieng 2) Josh Johnson ... I dunno whoever

Holy shit. There are 35 Non-UN organizations and 31 UN organizations listed in this document.

The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University. (And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.) /

Revisiting this, just noticed how Howard's hands aren't long enough to even reach the astroturf. Outstanding.

Warner Bros Discovery said on Wednesday its board rejected a revised bid from Paramount Skydance, calling it a risky leveraged buyout that posed significant risks, and reaffirmed its support for Netflix's proposal to buy some of its assets.

watching something called YESTERDAY and I have the volume up a full 10 points above normal and all the effects and Foley are perfect but can barely hear the dialogue. I'm using amp and good speakers...Why do filmmakers do this?

i have one (1) frozen pizza but I simply cannot bear the prospect of turning on the oven 🥵

having a bit of a Star Trek marathon before they go off netflix tomorrow, damn s06e18 is a BELTER. not least of which Data attempting to learn small talk

ugh this latent evening heat is incorrigible. I cannot corrij it at all

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Damn these Australian idol ads are make me Reality Drivel Curious

they should send in Ussie to open #ashes

AHAHAHAH SUCK IT STOKES

Do ITTTT

The obvs contender for GoAT is Better Call Saul, but I humbly submit THE SHIELD, and for sheer conceptual audacity, it's BARRY

I'm on the last day of my pay cycle so after brekky, I went to the big shopping centre to wander around in air con, went to gym, had 10 minutes sauna, had one (1) iced latte from Maccas' I got with reward points, got back and reheated some leftover chicken. Couldnt be arsed making Rice

Expanded on this rant a little on my blog: yeahrighto.substack.com/p/the-point-...

ED 209.

bahahaha what a Gronk shot #ashes

Ballsy shot going for the 100 with a lofted six

Right

it's fine as long as you don't talk to them, text, or spend any time in the same proximty

BOWL USSIE YOU COWARDS #ashes

not to go all identity politics but I think it’s also because the victims are women

chucked on something called IT, WELCOME TO DERRY, which should while away a couple of hours and OH SWEET LIVING FUCK WHAT

Things in the world are so insane that I lack the words so here is a clip instead.

I saw someone call Timothee Chalamet "Tom Holland in italics" and now I can't stop seeing it. 🤣🤣🤣

Potato Scallop

Australia's eSafety Commissioner is also looking into complaints about nonconsensual intimate images and child sexual exploitation materials AI-generated by Grok and shared on X. thesizzle.com.au/p/elon-musk-... <--- by Cam Wilson @thesizzle.com.au

okay I have to watch the stranger things finale again because if that Jeffrey Dahmer thing is real I'm f

I regret to inform you that someone is using a leaf blower outside my window

Um just saying the Queen of Denmark is Australian and when it comes to royals we don't fuckin play

non-binary people keep a copy of "Thus Spake Zarathustra" next to the toilet

. @albomp.bsky.social You really wanna be using this platform for government comms? Ditch twitter my dude

If you want to know how bad this situation is, I am out here doing doctrinal analysis. www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

lol watching something called SPHERE whicj despite the presence of Samuel L Jackson, Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone and Liev Schreiber is incredibly budget

I know the LeFt iS sUpPoSeD tO bAnD tOgEtHeR but really I only have solidarity with people who aren't cunts

See a Fox? Post a Fox!

Stupidest Timeline just continues to impress

one thing I'm noticing in this TNG rewatch is how crew with regularly comment things like: "I miss this particular type of food, you can get it in the replicator but it's not the same as the real thing

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them

just heard someone on MSnow say 4D chess couple thoughts: 1) all chess is 4D 2) in chess, when someone makes an abrupt move to try and fend off a winning strategy, it's usually a sign they are losing 3) release the Epstein files and censure anyone involved

dear @albomp.bsky.social , some notes for 2026 so far 1) stop using twitter. We also need an immediate national bank on revenge porn 2) I sincerely hope there are behind the scenes conversations with regard to sanctions against the US where does it end? Greenland? Canada? The Phillipines?