Shower Thoughts: A great metal band for D&D would be Mage Against the Regime.

It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”

Government shutdown… shitdown… shitshow…

Why isn’t the TSA exempt from not getting paid during the shutdown? The ass clowns of Congress had no problem forcing them to work during the 2013 shutdown but apparently couldn’t be bothered to ensure they’d be paid during it.

What a fucking a dipshit…

Buried in the Big Beautiful Bill were changes to food assistance that demanded “any future change be cost-neutral. Translation: no more benefit increases, even if food prices skyrocket.” The result was “institutionalized hunger.” @kristencrowell.bsky.social www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

There is merit to this. Ditto for bringing back laudanum.

WTAF? Is no sandwich place capitalizing on the sandwich guy’s acquittal?

Kevin O’Leary is everything the phrase “massive douche bag” conjures up and then some

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Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility. Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

Exceedingly apt

Richest nation in human history

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

There had better be trials. And not just for the low-level thugs carrying out these orders, but for everyone up the chain of command. If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics. It’s trials w real punishments.

As long as Republicans refuse to allow these facilities to be inspected without notice it’s safe to assume the stories that they are engaged in systemic rape and torture are true. The stories of beatings and the fact they can’t tell us who is in prison or where they went makes it likely they murder

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

"I unequivocally reject identity politics" i scream, right before selecting my five gallon cowboy hat for my Fox Business interview.

Did anybody ever find out if Matt Walsh would blow every ape to save one human?

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Is RFK Jr behind a phrenology comeback?

The Republican culture warriors are silent about people celebrating the death of Dick Cheney… I’m guessing it’s like most things Republican where they want to be outraged just to be outraged and lack consistent principles… or perhaps he didn’t meet their thresholds for being bigoted and racist…

I knew, even without scrolling, that Douchehat clown’s name would be attached to this…

Isn’t it funny no one got cancelled for celebrating the death of Dick Cheney?

Wouldn’t this be socialism?

Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.

nope phys.org/news/2025-11...

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

No surprise here

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Wait wut? Johnson saw something?

WOKE UP IN MANDANISTAN LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Do you ever drip dry in the shower for a while pretending you're a terminator that just arrived?

The Onion does not miss…

What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post? This. This is what you get.

This imagined defense by Cheney ("What I Got Right About the Iraq War") from The Onion in 2023 ought to run as a sidebar to every obit that's published this week: is.gd/mzdB9j

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

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Oh, hell yeah! I’d read TF out of that “scientific” paper!

*Fascist Nazi Stephen Miller endorses Andrew Cuomo. FTFY

Most national chains really dropped the ball on National Sandwich Day

The Onion nails it again…

The Onion does not miss…

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