A switch 2 costs $449. For that same cost you can get an absolute *ton* of giant millipedes. Why on earth would you choose video games over chunky millipede friends, in this economy.

folk punk project accessible pesto festival

is there an accessible pesto festival in california today I will drive anywhere to taste a bountiful cornucopia of different pestos where is it

it is saturday my dudes. it’s the circle of life always has been, baby

accidentally checked out a vaccine conspiracy book I thought was about non vaccine conspiracies and cannot wait to return it today

lever 2000 was some futuristic soap

⚠️ FULL PELICAN ALERT ⚠️ 🪶

I'm not Mainer, but how difficult is No Fuckin Nazis?

this is really difficult but I’m going with q

Rivers are living beings.

lost track of a post about best last album tracks but this is one of my favorites

wow we finally have the technology to do impressions!!! just put on a grey wig and do the voice you dumb dick head. have you ever heard of SNL

it’s their house damnit

left work early to get high and go to my public library

get me the fuck away from these varieties of primates

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

we should have a national holiday for the animal workforce like dogs and horses etc that perform a selfless duty sniffing out and carrying people are gifted extra special treats maybe

this is the clearest black and white picture of how the US is fucked. illegal unprovoked war at the height of financial, healthcare and employment crises by a rogue pedophile president and it has 3/4ths approval from the "opposition" party.

these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

I suggest that part of the recent (& ongoing) widespread decompensation in USA is related to this period being when COVID-19 visibly established in USA w/major changes to social practices & increase in fears of death/injury from a novel respiratory disease.

Not wife material, more like side piece material.

pretty amped for casual friday gonna wear my new GULL SOCKS plz stay tuned

don’t make me start drinking the bull again

the “you just fear the future, bro” reaction is so repulsive to me when it’s directed at informed, intelligent, and critically thinking individuals like why don’t you just fuck off

this level of naïveté has no place in journalism

when people mention how tall I am from now on I am going to bark NO. I AM //altitudinous//

it's pretty crucial to just submit to dunkin at least in my experience in school in new england. had a real taste of it since a few years prior I drove the district or whatever delivery truck in the middle of the night

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her. Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

I mean who wouldn't want to be dragged into a Vietnam style quagmire, against a government that specializes in modularity and insurgency and destabilizing everyone else, while having your own weapon supply lines atrophied by late capitalism.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

50000 soldiers are needed for operation “drone bait” Your mission is to run around and distract the drones and missiles so they don’t destroy any equipment that we think is more valuable than your life Godspeed!

the fucking host of the apprentice killed a thousand people for no reason and we have zero leadership stopping him from continuing the bloodbath like a drunk with a chipper shredder and we should be collectively shamed by humanity

imagining engelbart as michealangelo the ninja turtle with nunchucks but they are those weird packard bell mice with ridges

just incredibly great that the CEO of a cutting edge multibillion dollar technology company working in defense contracting gets to have incredibly high stakes “learning experiences” that a middle manager with three years of team leadership experience would have understood must be avoided

abolition of time act 2026 LFG

So I guess an alternate ending for the 'The Three Little Pigs" has the Big Bad Wolf going to the local farmer's market and bringing home some pints of blueberries for a nice cobbler?

A reminder of the reality.

Monday

talked to a friend yesterday that is fully enmeshed in ai without reluctance and the way he talked about claude was unsettling like crossing lines with mr belvedere

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

A few photos of a Royal Tern flying around near a fish market in Jamaica. There were loads of egrets, herons & even a Pelican just waiting around for fish scraps. #RoyalTern #Jamaica #R5ii #BirdPhotography

I wonder when Bernie and the remaining Bluesky diehards will finally recognize the situation here.

Children should never be killed.

bow down before the one true god and thank you for your patronage

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

Kids go apeshit over the taste* of Revolting Pig Slop

The only response to "trans people in sports/bathrooms??" should be "this does not affect your life in any way at all and is a set of dangling keys intentionally distracting you from the confirmed pedos who are robbing our pockets and poisoning our rivers for their sick addiction to power"

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.