this shit is the perfect storm of stupid and straight up nasty

somebody saw some KITTENS today

I don’t want a chiropractor I want someone to pull my entire skeleton out and snap it a few times like a freshly washed sheet

jon spencer and giovanni ribisi should collaborate again

really hate the name claude at this point like sorry not sorry

Prized possessions

Looong sequence at the end where Leo DiCaprio just makes out with a hundred year old lady for like 15 minutes at the end while "My Heart Will Go On" plays on a loop. Rose is like, "But I'm 100 years old and you're still young." Leo DiCaprio is like, "It's okay. I love older women." <3

smoke cigarettes and fly blimps, kids

realizing what a horrible influence I am recalling that earlier I enlightened my very young casually smoking coworker to the existence of clove cigarettes

wouldn't be surprised to hear him say that tbh

I passed up buying a yukon jack hat this past weekedn but the last time I remember drinking it I was taking swigs dubbing establishing scenes of some hentai in a high end studio

look if you have more than two I'll generally perceive you as a selfish jackass with no sense of the wider world. one is sus already

lol fuck this guy

happy with this shot of a nest builder

If you are driving a Tesla with temporary plates you bought it knowing what trash he is. You’re a nazi. Suffer the consequences. That’s on you.

getting sunburnt to keep up with gen z trends like I’m not middle age and it just makes me look like john mcafee

been a while since I’ve opened jewel case. this was a crucial find!

two fantastic hats among a few others I acquired at the dump today

one by one the dinosaurs are obliterating the human scaffolding that propped them up as giants, until all the myths that cloaked them in greatness are gone, and all that remain are pathetic, greedy little men clutching scraps

used to be a massive seagull colony that lived under this thing at the grocery store in sand city but they put a bunch of netting up now it’s just a few stragglers and this pretty large nest

goddamn pokédex whatever that is

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

I'm going to stop looking at this IPO document. As a planet, we can't afford for them to do what they want to do. The data centers in space, the mega constellations, temporary internet satellites, 1000 Starships to Mars... this adds up to a depletion of Earth's resources & atmospheric harms.

The agent who booked the artists for the Trump state fair event is named Jeff Epstein. I can't.

kimchi straight out of the vat is reminiscent of feasting on alien entrails

According to this Harvard study, Elon Musk's cuts to USAID through DOGE are responsible for an estimated 400,000 preventable deaths of children in Africa. hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...

WAYLON: razor blades and dice in her eyes/just a touch of sadness in her fingers/thunder and lightning in her thighs (applause)

ambassador hotel, route 42, fallsburg, new york, 1977

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

Some of the drawings I did in response to the notion of Blake’s Visionary Heads en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visiona... Dickens or possibly a king Edward, my teachers from when I was 4, Van Gogh, Shakespeare

Brief summary of what happened last night at Delaney Hall: At 3 pm Governor Sherrill announced with the NY AG that she was sending state police to Delaney Hall, with the posture that this was to protect protestors and kettle them away (an oxymoron). Around 9:45 pm, protestors and organizers

FFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS! !!!!!!!!!

strawberry banana death cult summer 2026

my look right now could be described as either rugged or jarring

$1 if you can find a single documented instance of negative opinion or social media comment negative about brendan fraser

there is somebody outside working on their mini countryman, the worst car, and I hate it.

Yes, $7 million worth of park entrance fees is funding the Reflecting Pool project!

closure of libraries should be criminal

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.

grabbed a couple of cases of whippits from a drawer at work and the clink clank triggered some seriously stupid shit that feels like a weird dream

are creepy abandoned data centers already par for the course when it comes to gaming

Growing up and realizing these weren't really rejected ads. That would be silly

regional cookout for one

recently described what catdog was to a twenty year old and they were pretty delighted

Happy World Turtle Day!! worldturtleday.org

Seagulls are like street signs, you don’t realize how big they are until you’re trying to steal one.

I never learned how to drive an automatic