The USMNT can't park the bus because our country lacks the funding for public transportation.

Former USMNT players interviewing current USMNT players in Spanish on Telemundo always rocks. Sorry for the insanely libbed up cringe take but cultural diversity is what makes America great. Republicans can die mad about it.

Without immigrants, you don't have this amazing USMNT team.

Hey siri look up the best deals on a grippy sock vacation

The US being carried on Juneteenth by a man named Freeman 🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸

We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off

Trans people are so good for everyone & our understanding of our bodies.

I haven’t seen Australians perform this badly since the last Men at Work tour

A good week for the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps and the Reflecting Pool Green Algae.

It’s always “how big is your sword babe” and not “how big is your heart”🥺

“THE SECOND TRUMP TERM has been a great time for Christian nationalists… But things haven’t been going so smoothly. The latest example came when a recent conference left members divided on a key issue: Just how racist is Christian nationalism supposed to be?” www.thebulwark.com/p/oops-we-in...

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

I think I’m in love with erling haaland :|

Did you know that the expansion of the universe subtly affects sound? Google sonic inflation for more info.

I wanna do a dad rock band that sings about post infection complications. The Long Covids.

Since when was tom leykis cool?

Obviously FIFA is a horrendously corrupt org. And the World Cup is taking place (in part) under both a wildly corrupt AND aggressively racist host nation (yes, that’s us). Which makes the World Cup unsafe for players, teams and fans. But… Fűtbol! So: Ole, ole, ole, ole! (ambivalently)

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

I believe I believe we will win. #usmnt

#usmnt LFG

‪the sort of thing your editor complains about that later becomes reality because it feels like a simpsons bit

Ken Paxton’s own party impeached him. His own staff reported him to the FBI. Now his own defense attorney is endorsing our campaign. Those closest to Ken Paxton know he's unfit for office.

I believe I believe I believe that we will win. #usmnt

I’m curious about the spiritual implications of all of the hate towards VGK right now. Look im a skeptical girlie through and through but I still have opinions about whether or not it’s ok for us to fill the desert with dead mobsters and then nuke them. So I’m just curious.

I'm very excited for when Apple will have to begin digging into some of the more obscure California landmarks to name their OSes. Introducing MacOS Gilroy Garlic Festival

They're putting AI in the vibrators

distributed database: i got rows in different area codes

Anthony Head was an Ambassador for Battersea Dogs and Cats home for more than two decades. Thanks for everything Tony x

1991

My only objection to LGBT+ is that it’s close to looking like a regex without being a regex. I mean we might as well go LGBT[\w]+ and be entirely properly inclusive.

Pour one out for Rupert. :(

I’ve been on the periphery of USMNT soccer saga since 2002 or so and kind of aware of what’s going on. If this year is our year and we finally make it we will look like the biggest dicks ever. Take it from me, a flyers fan in VGK country.

Oh hey @rysmith.bsky.social I’ve got a 2.0 version of the Digital Havamal up on the App Store. Everything is free except the premium translation from Dr. Crawford. Notes. Search. Tags. It does a lot. Where would I go to plug it amongst good pagans?

@beccadax.soincredibly.gay in theory can’t swift cross compile into web asm? Why no SwiftUI on the web?

Aperiodic Table xkcd.com/3242/

one of the most dangerous truths of the modern era is this: all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc

Just doesn’t have the same gravitas of “grease the poles”

my own // personal // Enron

it's 2026 - Chuds are mad about anita sarkeesian again

Imagine having to be that realtor. “It’s a mid century modern rogue like”

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

Peak site design. Simple. Elegant.

Hey @rysmith.bsky.social Check it out. I’m cybersquatting the AFA. www.whois.com/whois/freyas...

Going to a bathhouse tonight. Mommy needs to get topped like a Chicago dog.

Looks like someone has faith of the heart