As long as one member of the tribe draws breath, this man… well, I’d say he should never pay for his own drinks again but I should probably not assume he’d like that. Should never have to pay for his own hummus again? We can workshop this.

WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney

if a doctor took out one of your organs and then put it back somewhere else would that be a cisplant

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill

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@kenwhite.bsky.social Did gender doctors do the RICO?

Five years ago, I figured out that I'm a woman. Still having fun with it. Best decision I've ever made.

The executive can't command states to do anything

why are you polyamorous? wrong answers only: gotta catch ‘em all

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported? Noem: We have not deported military veterans. Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

You can now pre-order ALL THE WAY at other stores! books2read.com/u/mlj9pM Itch.io and Amazon paperback coming on launch day :)

it's almost like the united states drone striked it's own credibility at sea, and then murdered any surviving doubts afterwards.

I am charmed and impressed that your "I lived bitch" moment is writing up calculus in LaTeX

Looks like this is now up on other stores, too. I have a preorder on Apple Books: books.apple.com/us/book/all-...

more techbros need to play final fantasy xiv so they stop trying to create a world free of sorrow

WHAAAAT?

error: there is a large, gaping wound in the compiler

We have dubbed @quephird.bsky.social's IV pole "Igor" because it follows her everywhere, constantly beeping for her attention.

I feel like Weird Al completely unironically performing “Killing in the Name of” is not a great sign for how society is going.

You guys wanna see a picture that'll make you smile

Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.

Software Engineering Drinking Game Rule #6: Drink when you discover a new requirement during integration.

The way Danielle's nurses talk about one of her doctors makes me feel like she's a guest star on a medical sitcom where he's one of the quirky regulars.

"But we won! We defeated you! No fair! Why aren't you just lying down and dying?"

"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.

"It's okay. We're nurses; we're nothing." "We're trans women; we're also nothing."

@woebetide.gay currently making a play for Best Friend of the Year

Best Taylor Swift album to blast while cruising down PCH with the sunroof open?

A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."

Hospital bed cuddles are not quite as nice as regular bed cuddles, but they're still cuddles.

Guys like this think having 100 guns makes them a one-man army, when in actuality it makes them a one-guard weapons cache.

I swear to god, the primary function of this machine is not to manage IV drips. It is to emit annoying alarm beeps as often as possible no matter how much you hit the "Silence" button.

NHS gatekeepers are telling me that I have to defeat the Witch King of Angmar before they'll prescribe me estrogen

God, fuck every single one of these bastards.

"girlguides had no choice but to exclude trans people!!! there's no way they could have showed solidarity!! " meanwhile: *actual girlguides volunteers are quitting en mass following the announcement*

ALL THE WAY, book two of my trans lesbian cheerleader trilogy WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN, is now available for pre-order at Amazon for a release date of December 18th! Paperback versions will be available on launch date. Other stores sooon! mybook.to/ALLTHEWAY

One thing that sucks about hospitals: when there's a loud, annoying thunk in the middle of the night, you have no idea if it's some sort of life-saving equipment or a jerk being inconsiderate with the stapler.

TIL that I should never, ever become an ambulance driver because after about five minutes in the passenger seat, I was ready to start firing missiles at all the cars that refused to get out of the way. (Everyone looks like they're gonna be okay.)

I will be honest. I didn't think we'd get to the "Arguing About Whether Murder Is Wrong" stage quite this fast

I'm probably a bad person for giggling madly at my girlfriend's reaction to the flavor of my extremely strong cough drops.

Me: "the US government is the absolute worst" UK government: "hold my pint"

🎉 10 years of open source Swift! A decade ago today, we opened Swift to the world with a simple blog post: swift.org/blog/welcome What's grown since—thanks to an incredible community of contributors—has been extraordinary. Here's to the next ten years. 🧡

An experienced organizer I really respect once reminded folks "you can't always win, but you can always, always inflict a cost. Those add up."

“We stand with trans women!” they said as they threw trans women under the bus.