Reed Blankenship and I share a birthday but now he's not an Eagle anymore so I'm taking my birthday back.

Do you think the soup that Yoda was making Luke for dinner was good soup or do you think it was bad soup?

Need some "I Did That" stickers for when gas hits $13 a gallon.

This joke is gonna do numbers at work.

America $250/Barrel

Jesus, you really screwed up.

My friend made the insane choice to ask the group chat if it was weird to buy 25 pounds of frozen mangos and now he's going to be called "Mango Guy" for the rest of eternity.

"Does the space shuttle plush come with the external fuel tank and SRBs?" "No it does not but thank you for that question I have never gotten that one before."

Begging the Arena team for a "Yeah, a little too Raph" emote.

This post is about Daylight Savings of course but it's also so dumb how Joey can just top deck a Time Wizard and declare that it can do anything. Remove a creature? Wipe the board? Buff a creature? Yes to all. Yu-Gi-Oh TV show game rules are bullshit in the best of ways.

Hey pal go fuck yourself.

"Get AI powered insights about the upcoming Penn State and Rutgers basketball game." No thanks, extremely unnecessary.

There Will Be Blood O'Clock

Alpha Island unlocked as a Stretch Goal, let's go

I love the ocean and everything in it but Leopard Seals scare me more than anything else.

Longshot since it's obscure, but, are there any #PaleoArt artists who've done a Dryptosaurus?

Again, maybe thinking about starting up streaming again, so I narrated a TMNT Draft and then went 0-3.

It's time to:

Well I tracked down in Google Maps the street corner where a reel was taken, so it's been a productive morning at work so far.

"Whoa, Turtles in Time! Neat! Bounce everything and then draw seven? I mean...wait, no, I should counter that." - Me, being good at Magic.

Keep it whimsical!

P1, P1: Triceraton Commander Let's do this!

Turtles is pretty fun!

It's a "go home and crawl into bed and play a few rounds of TMNT sealed" type of night.

I love how many new voices get a shot on @cbbworld.bsky.social , but there’s something reeeeeally special about four master improvisers with history and a lot of love, throwing fast balls at each other for an hour and a half.

"The idea of intentionally ushering in the End Times is kind of cool in a sci-fi or fantasy setting but you fucking idiots doing it in the real world is actually not very good."

AI Goomah

Babu Frik!

*soapbox* Lightspeed Skipping is dumb!

This one goes out to @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social

🎶Shawty had them apple hanger Fleetwood🎶

:3

Level up! 36!

Hey uh, I designed ANOTHER Mola Cult shirt for @hankgreen.bsky.social and you might like it even more than the first one, so check it out! One week only to pre-order: store.dftba.com/products/han...

Predator in Philadelphia but we Hitchbot him.

Anyway it fuckin slaps go watch the movie Tenet

#Unrivaled is awesome, let's go #Breeze

Little bit of stressy-depressy so this is happening.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Rude how my opponent conceded instead of taking >16,000 points of damage.

The Substack right has now unironically adopted the end of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile as their talking points.

I feel like there's a narrow slice of millennials who weren't super into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and I feel like I am in that slice.

Boy can't wait to pay my taxes in April

Moon's cooked. I hate it and I wish it wasn't so, but if America lands a human on the moon again before 2035 I'll eat a hat.

Me, Several Days Ago: "Yeah I don't mind coming in, I'm off for the day but this meeting got moved around so much let's just bang it out, totally fine." Me, Now: "Oh my god you fucking idiot why would you agree to coming in on a day off to talk about stuff."

I don't really like dogs and I don't really like fire types. But Pombon is the best.

Cautiously optimistic about the new Pokémon games, looks ambitious but cool!