Vinted serving me eldritch dresses.

"Hey did you finish that 1925 Ordnance Survey map that covers parts of Hertfordshire?" "Yeah, made it real useless just like you asked."

Worst type of guy on here are the ones who are like "why don't you, clearly A Normal Person, simply implement widespread cultural change in your country so it is more like my country?" Yeah I'll put it on my to-do list. Good thing we bumped into each other.

This is all I have ever wanted from video game.

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

So true. I was playing this Chinese game and they had a mahjong event and I was like "oh cool, mahjong, I know how to play mahjong 😀" Turns out I very much Do Not know how to play mahjong. 😶

that's not a joke, and they'd furiously deny that this is how it works, but a bunch of people say "we want the main news to be this today" and whoever has the most phone numbers wins that battle

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I found myself still thinking about this, and they gave us a full name which was a little odd, so I looked her up. She's also a novelist. 🙃 Her ex(!) husband is wildly prolific, and she has 2 novels and spends her time writing dictated emails.

This post made me put two and two together, and I think the teacher who screamed at me for "not singing" in the choir was angry that I got cast as Mary in the nativity over her daughter. I was 6! Intensely pathetic behaviour.

Look at this beautiful emoji usage.

My Palpable Desire To Be Ensconced (2002)

I didn't know this and went to get more information and got very confused by this headline

I have been a little preoccupied with the idea of the world's slowest general election.

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

Elsevier: we will join the lawsuit against Meta for copyright infringement for AI training. Elsevier: Yes, this AI representation of an ear is an accurate representation for this mathematical model. Fig. 1. Schematic figure representing (...) the cochlea. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

The Daily Star have bought another lettuce 👀

Day 2 of a 5 day Teams course. Is it possible to die of boredom? Stay tuned to find out.

This is a barely modified seven year old tumblr post, but my hit rate has somehow only decreased since first seeing it.

Evergreen headline.

Welp, not allowed to remember things now. Not if they're embarrassing to bluesky. And taking out Cara, one of the absolute sweeties on here too. The bastards.

I bought the whole discography a few Bandcamp Fridays back but I like this one album so much I keep not getting round to the rest. It's great 👍

Online fruit tea shop. The fruit tea in the country is boring and overpriced. Whenever you're shopping at basically any diaspora shop they've all got the good shit. I just want to aggregate it all.

The menu ( in Welsh ) of Caffi Spam at Colwyn Bay for the unveiling of the Terry Jones statue this afternoon. #montypython

If you're writing an article about food, and the philosopher you've asked for expert quotes (for some reason) starts talking about what the body is evolved to do, don't put that in the article. That's just a guy's opinion. You could find the same on Facebook.

Appreciate all the bluesky is broken posts because my home broadband is out and I've been using the village wifi all week so I wouldn't know that my new bestie "wifi-am-ddim" wasn't just falling over again if not for the posts.

Twink coded Gex can still happen if people want it bad enough

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

Some night owl who's not seen Countdown for years excited to tune in only to find the production value has gone up but the puzzles are way more esoteric than they remember.

My partner doesn't even blink at being called girl any more, if it feels like a girl moment he's getting girled. Objected to me saying "John Cat" though. I don't think she has a gender identity, and she doesn't even know her name but okay, I will refrain from misgendering the cat.

Website's broken so none of you can stop me from speaking my truth: this is hot girl shit.

Power cut. They reckon it'll be back on by 6. 6pm. The freezer 😟

Stop talking about graphs, check this out.

Here is a lovely Keyforge branded deck box, specifically designed for Keyforge, see it's got cutouts placed so you can see the relevant parts of the deck. And here is a one star review from someone disappointed they can't stuff an entire MTG commander deck in there. There is no allegory here.

Children should be able to buy children's toys. From a shop. At retail price. Fuck Logan Paul.

Me seeing the discourse this morning

Every day I log in and I see posts that make me feel sorry for Mexico for having to share that cursed continent.

So why is the this now?

Business in the front, even more serious business in the back.

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

Saw the guy of the day and his cringe hat, kept looking and it turns out the man has a collection.

I think... yeah, I think I'm experiencing hope. It's a little unfamiliar, might be indigestion.

Thing about this is, we can argue who but it's definitely someone. And it'll be laughably easy for the electoral commission to track down who. Which demonstrates how toothless an organisation they are. The damage is done and it's worth it for Labour (I'm assuming) to do it.

René Magritte, La belle captive, c.1950

it's so funny that liberal/left americans will straight out say that dunking on britain's food etc is just scratching a xenophobia itch

Can't say it's the best ever, but it's certainly one of the most treasured little nonsenses my brain likes to repeat: Oh, I am a lonely painter I live in a box of paints