happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom https://theonion.com/bari-weiss-attempts-to-boost-ratings-by-kidnapping-tony-dokoupils-mom/

Thou shall not watch without reposting. A rule i will obey.

Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA https://theonion.com/lebron-pressures-bronny-to-have-grandchildren-before-hes-too-old-to-play-with-them-in-nba/

FBI Designates Brown University Shooting A Cold Case

RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’

Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

Black Homeowners Receive Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members

Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.

The murder of Horst Wessel and the birth of A martyr; a sacrifice for the re-birth of a nation. A nation ‘returning itself to glory’. It’s all happened before.

*Needy Amin

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President

Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy theonion.com/fearles...

Elon’s Downfall

The whole world now feels this way toward us, TBH.

If Republicans can't pass a CR to fund the government when they control the House and the Senate, then that's on them. If they needed votes from Democrats, then perhaps they should have negotiated with them. 🤷‍♀️

Düsseldorf, Germany.

…ya think? 😇

Nobody can ever accuse Jimmy Carter of not having a wicked sense of humor🤣😭💀

Aretha Franklin performing at President Jimmy Carter’s inaugural event. 🕊️🕊️

Jimmy Carter was right about climate change. He was right about the Mideast conflict and apartheid in Israel and South Africa and the ongoing plagues of poverty and racism. It was he not Reagan who freed our hostages in Iran. A true man of God, he died beloved, which not many presidents do or will.

What an incredible life well lived. May Jimmy Carter’s legacy inspire many more to make a difference. Grateful for his genuine love & commitment to public service.

Jimmy Carter exiting with grace at the last chance to have a state funeral with dignity.

Jimmy Carter went home. What a wonderful human. RIP.

Jimmy Carter was a national treasure. RIP. #RIPPresidentCarter

What I said about the Carter marriage: "When Jimmy Carter was told that he was very sick...he was told, probably the best thing is for you to go into the hospital...Carter said, 'No, I want to be home, and be in bed with Rosalynn, and just sit holding hands.'"

Rest in peace to Submariner LT James Earl Carter Jr, USN (Ret). Carter, the only U.S. President to graduate from the U.S. Naval Academy, leaves a legacy of service. The USS Jimmy Carter (SSN-23), a Seawolf-class fast-attack submarine, carries his name in honor of his dedication to our nation.

Jimmy Carter: An Extraordinary Life In Photos talkingpointsmemo.com/gallery/jimm...

President Biden: "[T]o all of the young people in this nation and for anyone in search of what it means to live a life of purpose and meaning – the good life – study Jimmy Carter, a man of principle, faith, and humility. He showed that we are great nation because we are a good people."

Jimmy Carter has died. www.ajc.com/news/former-...

Fair winds and following seas. We have the watch. www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...

Jimmy Carter is a hero of the renewable energy revolution, and if we’d listened to him we could have gotten where we are now decades earlier.

Jimmy Carter has passed away. My wife says he was the last decent man in politics.