Harrison Bader was 12 years old when "Oxford Comma" came out (and is in the video) www.inquirer.com/phillies/har...

A much easier look at the Minnesota Vikings Husker Du and The Replacements’ common schedules

This documents every time Husker Du and/or The Replacements played on the same day that the Minnesota Vikings did. Your drivers license could be taken away if you don’t read this.

Wait Tom Brady has a newsletter? I’d have loved to have gotten a Ken Stabler newsletter. 

Ghislane Maxwell getting pardoned on the same day Trump announces he wants kids to “get in shape.” Guess he’s got plans for them.

you got axios’d

I’ve been spending time on Threads where every post is engineered to put morons like me into a rage. “I took a shit on Starbucks floor and they made me leave before I could order. I will never go back there!”

This month, the eBook of SEE FRIENDSHIP is on sale at Amazon for just $1.99 — I'm no economist, but that's certainly a consumer-friendly price

A year has gone by and no one has mentioned the hole in our lives caused by Lou Dobbs passing. Today I’m reflecting Trigger warning. If you have a heart you might be in for a bumpy one.

Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think

Personally I am unfamiliar with any legitimate activity that requires switching license plates, which by the way is illegal.

A lot of this started when congressman Jeff Van Drew spotted that Iranian mothership off the coast of New Jersey

My lady and I are drunk on the roof of our food truck. We have no way of getting down. #coronafoodtruckad

Carlton Fisk keeps coming to my house and asking if it's a good time to watch his VHS tape of Good Will Hunting together. Get out of here Carlton I'm busy!

I was against the tariffs until I heard Peter Navarro was involved. He’s fucking cool. And a good egg.

I work for the police department in forest lake Minnesota and I added Pete hegseth to our DUI checkpoint signal chat.

This looks like the family group chat when my nephew wins a lacrosse game.

If Mark Zuckerberg were to de-algorithize FB and give it to the world as a nonprofit global resource, he'd have all the admiration and respect he craves and more

“I don’t understand why he wouldn’t just tell him if it was safe or not?” — Elon Musk watching Marathon Man

cc: U.S. Congress, get on with your impeachin'

Sorry but one of the things this administration is doing that I think is really smart is an app that notifies them every time an American takes a shit. Sure down the road you might have to pay to shit in your own toilet but for now it’s just awareness.

Star of Leopard News Asks That Friend’s Face be Spared

If the president were able to hear my song “Brother Donald” and consider the questions therein, we might get somewhere.

A neutered, sunsetting king, forced to let his clown prince hold court and take credit for America’s destruction. A more vigorous and with it Trump would never allow such a thing.

Every FM radio station in the United States must play the “Curly Shuffle” 3 times a day at a minimum or lose their license. This starts this Saturday.

well well well

Some good vibes for your Monday: I've been helping a high school in Ocean Hill start a student newspaper; we handed out the first edition this morning and the kids were truly AMPED to get their hands on a copy

This made me laugh in a way I have not laughed in many weeks.

Top comment on the recent NYT story on DOGE’s young aides www.nytimes.com/shared/comme...

Laws. The word you're looking for here is "laws."

Has Joe Rogan had a take or has he just quadrupled down on the pyramids?

JD Vance Facetimes His Family

One thing I've thought about a lot over the past few days is we were told that Musk's effort involved myriad high-profile Silicon Valley names willing to forego salary in order to help revamp government and what we got was child soldiers.

I know, I've said this before, but: if Joe Biden made Selena Gomez a "special government employee," she blocked all appropriated funding for ICE and their grants/contracts, and then started posting about how DHS didn't exist, nobody would doubt that was all unconstitutional and illegal.

It's important to keep emphasizing that what Musk proposes in this tweet is illegal. Congress created the CFPB, just as it created USAID, the DOE, etc. Neither the President nor a billionaire can dissolve them by fiat. Doing so is a violation of the law and the President's constitutional duties.

Anti-DOGE rally getting underway now outside the U.S. Department of Labor, where DOGE was reportedly scheduled to have a meeting today. Big turnout from AFGE, one of the federal unions in Trump’s crosshairs.

Reps. Judy Chu (D-Calif.) and Gwen Moore (D-Wisc.) barged into House Speaker Mike Johnson’s office unscheduled on Wednesday and challenged him about Elon Musk's team gaining access to a sensitive payment system at the Treasury Department. www.politico.com/live-updates...

If your bar didn’t allow Santacon revelers, *anyone* can legally burn it down according to Elon Musk.

People forget all the years that Dave Thomas from Wendy’s was allowed to run the Treasury.

I know a surprising number of Yankees/Bills fans who would absolutely despise the Josh Allen/Ryan Dempster comp. Personally, I'm OK with it.

Making sense of the dudes who are still alive in the NFL Playoffs with @davidjroth.bsky.social

“In 2022 he was shot multiple times in a carjacking, right?” Kevin Burkhart is such a terrible announcer.

outside the water consumption problem, i think we've culturally tilted too far into almonds. almonds are ultimately a bench warmer nut

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

John Hussey is annoying

Tonight is not just another game for Jerry Jeudy

These heights DON’T wuther

if the moon didn’t want us to plant a flag the moon shouldn’t have lost