this hasn’t gotten much better for me so i will be taking a break from my personal socials — i am still here i will be okay progress isn’t linear if you need me just reach out

man the john candy doc is absolutely incredible

(anyway yeah if you are struggling and you feel like the crush of everything is never ending and you’re spending every bit of energy just trying not to drown you are not alone and you are loved and you are seen)

it is both

am i depressed or do i just need to buy some records

bill is going to eat 82 arby’s steak nuggets

all my plemheads out here talking up jesse plemons once again i see you keep doing your thing

[repeats mantra] i am resilient i am grateful for this day i honor the breath in my chest and the sun on my face [bites cheek while eating toast] life is pain and eternal darkness nothingness consumes me

eminence front unlocks something deeply innate in me

fluharty presupposes the existence of coldharty

one of the best baseball games i have ever seen wow wow wow wow wow

you’ve gotta love sports

serious listen to knocked loose extremely loud and disassociate vibes today huh

hi chelsea hi a’ja

one win away

[extreme strictly 80s billy joel voice] uptoown girl

nfl head coach hamish linklater making history as his team forfeits the second half after listening to a two hour halftime speech

Shohei Ohtani answered questions about the toll that pitching had on his hitting. Then he responded with “the single best performance in the history of baseball” to send the Dodgers to the World Series. “Must be fun to be him, huh?" On a display for the ages: www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/...

[harmonizing] save my life i'm going down for the last time

bring her back only slightly more disturbing than watching the cleveland browns

Back in February, Betts set out "to prove everybody wrong." Eight months later, he's a Gold Glove shortstop finalist. "I think the only person on this planet that believed that Mookie Betts would in this conversation," Dave Roberts just said, "was Mookie Betts." www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/...

i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle

if you can’t handle me at my blessid union of souls you don’t deserve me at my sixpence none the richer

[glass breaks]

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I wrote about Diane Keaton

hey nfl fans kathy bates here

this all leads to the jets trading for shedeur doesn’t it

well it was a *ghost* runner can’t be surprised if it vanishes

the mariners and tigers: [chanting] tie tie tie

Thirty minutes after the chaos, the shell-shocked looks and the empty gazes remained. This year was supposed to be different. "Deep down in my heart, I felt that this was the team." But the Phillies’ season went up in flames. Now, a winter of change looms: www.foxsports.com/stories/mlb/...

guards ball

oh man he’s about to do it again* *work and watch sports on mute on multiple screens while listening to the 1993 album siamese dream by the smashing pumpkins

[extreme al pacino voice] sciatica sciatica

with the news sab is guest picking at gameday may i please implore you to read my cover story on her from a couple years ago uproxx.com/dimemag/sabr...

when i find more than one gray hair