I took last week off so it's time for this meme

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

why aren’t bidets more normalized in america

might go to bed early tonight

So did the rapture happen yet or

Wait, did I miss the rapture or is that tomorrow?

There's too much liquid in the baby.

good morning

the move to phoenix is getting a wee bit too close for comfort

They are literally canceling culture

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

my back and body are killing me rn

ICE threw me and other protestors to the ground on Friday because we dared to stand up for our neighbors. I’m okay, but our communities aren’t. We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.

Buttigieg: "We are not getting the leadership we need to bring this country together from the White House ... in order to deprive political violence of its power, we have to reject anyone who would try to exploit political violence. The response to this cannot be for the government to crack down."

the world could literally end and i feel like the amish would literally not even know for weeks

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

Emmys tonight

Don’t fill up on dread. That’s how they get you

i am a whore for a hot and ready mcmuffin

Thinking about cheesecake at 9:30 AM omg

someone said the new logo for austin, texas looks like it is DEI? i’m confused?

Pov: you got a dm from an account you don’t follow

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

i thought the death penalty was the least he deserved before you found out he was one of you

the call is coming from inside the house

i want some egg rolls so bad rn

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

I'm sick after seeing the video of Charlie Kirk being shot. Violence against civilians is never okay. Political violence — no matter who is hurt — will always beget worse political violence. And it has no place in our country.

Chris Murphy: "Our entire democratic experiment is going crumble if people don't believe they are safe when they express their political views."

Spencer Cox: "Our nation is broken. We had political assassinations recently in Minnesota. We had an attempted assassination on the gov of Pennsylvania. And we had an attempted assassination on a president. Nothing I say can unite us as a country. Nothing I can say right now can fix what is broken"

the gov of ark is dumb as fuck if she thinks she has a chance of being president

i got my new glasses and holy fuck was my depth perception off… everything looks so far away and i feel massive

awake. but at what cost

the conjuring movie was kinda mid

Just gotta get through every week of my life and I’ll be fine

The streets of Chicago are full with tens of thousands of people standing up to ICE and Trump. Join us.

getting all my vaccines updated this week cuz i’m worried we won’t have access to them for much longer

what is ice spice’s fascination with shit omg

lowkey think mtg is gonna go for a presidential bid

guys what the fuck are you talking about