Watching show girls for the first time. I fear Elizabeth Berkeley deserved an Oscar nom no shade….

Went on a date tonight :)

Like let’s go for a walkkkkkk

Had the opposite of the rapture happen and my god awful roommate was gone for 3 days and came back

and I keep coming back Like a revolving door

Hi @heauxtin.bsky.social

His doctor put their foot on his back and pulled his face so tight he had to staple his skin to the back of his heels omg

Westboro Baptist Church protesting Charlie Kirk’s memorial service

Have a man buying me lunch today and he told me to send him over a wish list

I just love walking

14 years ago Rihanna invented Tumblr

Went for drinks with this guy yesterday and tell me how I ended up holding him while he cried about his ex…….

So they’re like serious about not drinking on allergy medicine I feel insaneee today

Like huh like Huh like what???

Bones and All (2022)

What they fail to realize is that all these Charlie Kirk followers are a bunch of chicken shit preppy boys who wouldn’t even get on a public bus, let alone go to war

Like whatever happened to phoebe bridgers

Second time a guy from Grindr is helping me with my resume…. The networking feature is there for me

Erika Jayne:

Hope this reaches my target audience

Cooking our brains smoking that shit your daddy used to smoke in Vietnam

Is this a safe space for me to say something about Mark Ruffalo

Shit from a butt incoming

When i figure out how to remove my sinuses it’s over for you bitches

The alarm in that Nicki Minaj song:

Sympathy is a knife Fame is a Gun Love is a battlefield

Call my haters Giles Corey Cause I have them PRESSED TO DEATHHH

Just saw Goodie Proctor with the devil

Need Solange and Jhene Aiko to make new music soon I need to find peace

Feeling a bit better about the hair cut

Kim Zolciak when she saw Nene’s car at the mall:

Give the gays a curtain and they’ll turn it into a dark room before you know it

Fashion week and I’m seeing no fashions… hmmm

I cut my hair too short and i don’t like it

Listening to Janie again

This just came to my mind

In short… hate to see a diva go out like that

And like sometimes I feel like it’s stupid to get mad over these things but then I’m like well he thought I should be killed for being gay and all these other god awful things he says too and I’m like you can’t cherry pick what you like about him

One of my first real friends who fully accepted me being a little gay boy become an alt right Christian girl with no identity has been truly heartbreaking actually

Just got my one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics

Hooked up with a barber and he won’t even give me a discount I’m gonna be sickkk

Levitating

Mytrle Willoughby Tucker I Will Always Love You

I’m gonna be levitating tonight

I’m just in the booth playing w my pussy likeeeee

$1,000 concert tickets is like truly inconceivable