As someone with a literal closet full of physical video media and the need for more storage space, this fills me with rage. youtu.be/Hzz_d9Y44ZE?...

Guilty.

Peacemaker. Steel Panther. A perfect match.

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

I’m not doing another Avatar. Please James Cameron please make other shit before you croak

Goddamn right.

Avatar III: Oh Come On

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you're good at it or not.

The first audience member to shout, "San Dima High School football rules!" will die by my hand.

Summoning the commanders to Quantico on a few days' notice to inform them they need to be shootin' at the walls of heartache

We know just what to give that guy for #BatmanDay.... TWENTY YEARS IN THE ISO CUBES

“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives

Look, folks, SNEAKERS is in the LEVERAGE ancestors list. it’s a must see, and a true pleasure, unlike some influences that are necessary for context but haven’t aged well.

Let's all skip work and watch SNEAKERS

The new Tron is one of those movies where the trailer looks cool but you can also tell it’s gonna be a piece of shit

Ruin a song by adding the word "literally" to the title. Literally Custard Pie

Duster was fucking robbed.

Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about. What's yours?

It is amusing to think that 40 years ago we had a nationwide panic to stop kids from playing Satanic RPG's that would warp their mind, when what we should have been doing was hunting down and destroying high school debate clubs with the ferocity of a Butlerian jihad.

When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point

Want a free Atomic Robo hardcover? Just be a teen at the Pawtucket Public Library on Sept 24th at 7pm for the Graphic Novel Book Club. All teens will receive a copy to keep for this first meeting. Snacks will be provided, but feel free to bring your own. www.pawtucketlibrary.org/teen/teen_pr...

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

This is now going to be my family Christmas card. Thanks, Matt!

You’re A Cyborg, Charlie Brown

This guy's written a series of crime novels about a former getaway driver that's a hoot. I'm looking forward to checking this one out.

I'd watch the hell out of this.

Attn: @scoop-adw.bsky.social

When using; semicolons; remember you; can't use too; many

Then don't cover the US Open. Or force them to eject ESPN. It's not complicated. It might be difficult, but it's not complicated.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., or;

Attn: @scoop-adw.bsky.social

I'm double-specialized in GM screwups. I keep my skills honed with a rigorous routine of screwing up. It may even be a super power.

I’ve been to Chicago, and been “treated” to Malort by a “kindly” NLG buddy. This sign isn’t kidding.

People love it

I took it as a sign from the writers that the wealthy character who said it was, despite all his protestations, as dumb as a brick, but it did achieve a reaction from me.

My dad's advice was, "Never write anything down you don't want waved in your face in a court of law."

"If any of your upstream dependencies has a .cursor folder, you need to assume they’re not competent, and remove that dependency pronto."

I have been reading comics for half a century, and this just occurred to me: who tied up Mr. Fantastic? The Moloid Monster? Mole Man? Did the monster attack during some kind of sex thing?

You can say what you want about Alien Earth, but if you've been hoping for a popular entertainment to make you want to kick out a rich guy's teeth even more, have I got good news for you!

Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's Everybody Poops

ME, GLUMLY, LAST YEAR: i'm a depressed ex-smoker ME, EXCITEDLY, THIS YEAR: i'm a depressed ex-smoker!

GRAND JURY NULLIFICATION! Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

They haven't added AI to vim yet, because not even the most advanced cyberintelligences on the planet are smart enough to remember vim codes

I've spent shitter nights at Fenway.

Texas Instruments TI-994A. With no permanent storage. My folks wouldn't buy me a tape drive until I proved to their satisfaction that I was learning to program. They also wouldn't let me leave the machine on overnight. My software developer salary is sending them to the shittiest nursing home...

"don't worry we'll autofill based on your resume" IS A LIE. IT NEVER WORKS. I HATE HAVING TO MANUALLY FILL OUT A BUNCH OF SHIT. LET ME JUST SEND A PDF TO A HIRING MANAGER