(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Can confirm.

I know one person into Legos, and when I pointed him at the Reckless Ben videos, he told me, "Oh yeah, the serious Lego community already knows those guys are skinflint douchebags." youtu.be/cxZPfj8AlmY?...

Ryan Gosling's hybernation suit in Project Hail Mary has a poop tube and I don't like it

SCREAMS IN RHETORICAL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @universalhub.com

The best joke I ever wrote for broadcast was about the National Spelling Bee. "I could never win the National Spelling Bee. I don't have the right frustration tolerance. It would go like: "'Your word is lugubrious.' "'Lugubrious... F. U. Lugubrious.'"

I'm not regretting my recent subscription to @kagi.com. That is all.

how can you sleep at night knowing that so many people were OK with a hit song that rhymed precocious with pro blush

I know I'm supposed to pick a James Bond from photos I already have on my phone, but I'm afraid my buddy Parker insists that he's actually Batman.

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Oh Matt, it's all fun and games until there a line outside your door because there's no one else left for people to complain that some arbitrary colleague is actually a closet douchebag.

You will not believe where this goes, starts like a YouTuber Nathan For You helping a family get stolen Legos back hilariously fighting against corporate evil then explodes into a full blown season of Reacher exposing collusion between corrupt local cops & thug businessmen in cults & it’s all real.

Parker the cat, being regarded by Grogu while he is trying to eat his noms on #Caturday. I found this video filter to play with back in 2020 during the pandemic lock down.

This is my friend Parker. There are many like him, but this one is mine. (Well, he's really more @scoop-adw.bsky.social's, but you get my meaning.)

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of #MutantFam suddenly cried out "Fuck Bob"

Fire your fucking vibe coders, BlueSky.

Denzel Washington's character from Crimson Tide's daughter would be 36 years old now, if you want to know how I'm feeling.

Mmmm, a side of fascism. Cheesy, cheesy fascism...

The Abominable Dr. Phibes and Grogu

Benji, 1977 - 1987

I dunno, but the trophy would be a giant pyramid of beer cans.

COMIC: How to Hold a Grudge

THE FOUL WATER HEATER KILLER IS ATTACKING ALL TTRPG ENTHUSIASTS AT ONCE

I was beginning to think I hallucinated this movie, where James Garner as Chandler's Philip Marlowe defeats Bruce Lee in hand-to-hand combat.

That sinking feeling when your Outlook schedule looks like a blue skidmark... followed by the realization that half of these meetings are with people who report to you so you can therefore reschedule or cancel them at will

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Mortal Kombat II or: Karl Urban Kicks GWAR.

I'm at a movie theater, where I have paid for admission to see a Mortal Kombat movie. Goddamn you Karl Urban, you handsome bastard.

@evandorkin.bsky.social Hell of a Free Comic Book Day. (I mean, I paid for this one, but you get my drift.)

This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone... Mayday, Mayday... we are under attack... Main drive is gone... turret number one not responding... Mayday... Losing cabin pressure fast... Calling anyone... Please help... This is Free Trader Beowulf... MAYDAY

I was reminded this morning of something IBM noted in 1978: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision."

Attn: @scoop-adw.bsky.social

Anyone in QA ever find the perfect Jira JQL query to get the perfect hidden metric and think, "...now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

It has been 16 years since I smoked and more than two since I've vaped. And yet this morning, if someone walked past me with a cigarette burning, I swear I might stab him in the neck to get the pack.

well at least i'm old

need to come clean here: i was also at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. but it was only to pee in the food with the other guys from Fight Club

Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif “Hard mode”: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Disney or Ghibli

Watching Roger Avery's The Rules of Attraction. He and James Van Der Beek deserved more. Good flick.

If you're a movie fan, you're sleeping on the Moviedrome Redux YouTube channel. Smart, good stuff. youtube.com/@moviedromer...

@scoop-adw.bsky.social and I watched the first #TheLastDriveIn 24 hour marathon. My late buddy Ken used to come over to watch every week it aired until he was too ill. We weren't here for every episode, but we'll miss the hell out of it being here. #MutantFamily

Jon Hamm is utterly, utterly shitfaced in his recent Criterion Closet appearance on YouTube, and GodDAMN that guy for living MY BEST LIFE

This is how I learned I was on the anti AI block list. I've posted less than 375 times in two years. They must've been... worthwhile.

genie: you have three wishes me: I wish my cat could talk genie: you have two wishes me, petting cat: hey buddy you have two wishes