the trader joes on rt 1 in saugus is closed due to a power outage. no protein pancakes for me. @universalhub.com

SCREAMS IN RHETORICAL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @universalhub.com

this feels slightly like a hate crime, but i liked the chive ones.

salsa and chips but only if the chips are warm and i also have free refills on. diet coke in a red plastic cup.

CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

You thought you forgot, but you didn't. You still know the words, don't you? Go ahead, sing it. "Get connected, for free..."

once a season it's good practice to humble ones self in the harsh light of a marshalls fitting room.

you know what's something i love (::insert sarcasm font here::)? whenever someone says, "hey you look like [insert name of fat celebrity here]," mainly because i never actually look like that person at all, we're both just thicker than most.

awake since 3:30. someone tell the springtime birdies that its still sleepy time.

while discussing a family's financial situation in a religious community where they have to take a vow of poverty, i just said to my grandboss, "it would be kind of nice to not have to think for a change. plus they cook you three meals a day!" and now i realize how easily i could fall into a cult.

protect your feet like a delicate face

For Billy Joel’s birthday, I’m re-upping @fluxblog.bsky.social’s 🎯 tweet.

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only don't trust the b in apt 23 mad men freaks and geeks the sopranos sex and the city golden girls designing women real housewives of new jersey (I SAID WHAT I SAID) breaking bad match game 30 rock cheers my so called life parks & rec the state

I want to reassure everyone that abortion providers have been ready to switch to misoprostol-only abortion for a long time now, and clinics can still provide mifepristone in person. You can still access abortion and there are people who will help.

i seriously thought i disassociated reading this headline.

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally

It’s Monday

bakery where everything is free. i bake what i want and you get to eat it. sometimes i might cook, but mostly i'd just bake frivolous, calorie-laden, pretty things for peeps to eat. my bakery would be a guilt-free zone and if you ask how many calories are in something, i'd ban you, soup nazi style.

ugh, posts from cis het men calling dianna russini a "robust italian." that woman is giada thin. hardly robust. i'd like to invite each of them to kiss the widest part of my fat, italian ass. yes, i see who is reposting these posts, and yes, i think each of you are misogynistic and fucking gross.

this post right here is how you increase the birth rate in this country. 💗💗💗💗

i went to this wiki article and i refuse to believe we've only had one bisexual pope known in all of catholic history. more research must be done!

young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name

just gonna leave this here. youtu.be/ikZgBhSMSUM?...

anytime some judgmental judy gives you shit about something today -- be it eating too many desserts, showing a little too much leg, or popping open another bottle -- i give you all full permission to just yell, "IT'S FOR JESUS," with a straight face and walk away.

NACHO NACHO MANNNNNNN

The Globe can't bring itself to ponder whether this means we're not frickin' world class, but at least they do remember that we once had a Real Housewives of South Boston www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc3M... 2/2

i am so tired, cheese bags.

happy becky's dirtbag years day! youtu.be/lYBIRHi5-o8?...

no new pics. where are you at mentally?

Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead

for Bay Staters, don’t miss this thread!

Shout out to Boston

Why does the entire industry look like they had a logo drawing contest and the only rule was “eat this acid and draw a butthole”?

happy 2.27! youtu.be/HlAvaED3ACI?...

i would rather watch the rest of the real world boston cast talk shit about sean duffy than watch this idiot verbally lick trump's asshole.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

homemade chicken soup kind of night

in 2003, i had a drunken conversation at a RISD party with a guy who wanted to make this happen. genuinely unsure if he is involved in this as i never saw him again but wherever you are, friend of a friend of a friend, i hope no one took the words right out of your mouth. batoutofhellmusical.com

drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

Omg you guys didn’t have to get me anything for a Valentine’s Day! but that’s so sweet, I love it 🥰

Sovereign Arms Tattoo is sharing free printable posters of these vintage-style ICE OUT sign for hones, communitues, & businesses: drive.google.com/drive/mobile...