“The monkey who likes killing our family is back” wow okay

I love video games and everyone who does actual work on them should be paid handsomely, but $70 for Dynasty Warriors Origins???

I know I need to watch Twin Peaks: The Return, but I had to stop watching The Leftovers at season 3 because it was making me depressed so idk if I could handle David Lynch’s biggest reflection on the passage of time

Dylan from Severance should be in more movies

So far I’m a green or black deck person

New Mac Miller is like holding hands with a ghost (positive)

I do need a Bob’s Big Boy tattoo at some point for both my mother and David Lynch

If your website is slathered in popups I’m going elsewhere, same as if a store has basic items behind glass

My old professor who I love to death watches my dumb stories on IG sometimes and it feels like a nice reminder that who I was at 22 is not so different and that the roads may part but they also flow together down the line

Love the Mel Brooks/David Lynch friendship so much

In memory of David Lynch, my favorite exchange of dialogue from Twin Peaks that lives rent free in my head and heart.

Why is Mel Gibson alive and David Lynch is dead

A friend of mine took this photo yesterday

I know Switch 2 won’t be out until at least September but they’re going to have to add some titles to make me upgrade this year, even in this the year of needing joy

Best thing about any social media is creating something, reading it, thinking “typing that up was enough, no need to share that” and then deleting the draft

Hey where’s the $600 you still owe me, Joseph?

Big things happening on Meta

I have played my first MtG match

One of my friends moved to Denmark and they send me reels now by American folks but they’re the most Denmark-ass reels

Finding out from a video comment that there are some folks in China who think Americans sleep with our shoes on is incredibly endearing

I feel like we’ve been dripping the faucets for a month, this winter is fucking brutal

First winter in a while where I hate the winter (it’s going to be negative degrees overnight next week)

Autism tip that though they may be expensive, noise cancelling headphones will bring you a level of peace you cannot anticipate

'Night Parade of One Hundred Tricksters' Nobuharu Asano

Im going to miss TikTok. It was nice being able to get access to the stories of anybody in the world, whether it’s how their average day is or whether there’s a catastrophe or oppression unfolding. Strike reporting from union reps, people reviewing movies

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

I know I did not sleep enough when I have a screenshot of my alarm in my camera roll

I want Switch 2 details but I really want to know what tentpoles are coming out for it in release since I know it likely won’t be Zelda

All the Canada/Greenland stuff is about securing a place for this country’s rich to build their places to hide from climate change. I don’t think they explained his marching orders to him this way but that’s the underlying reasoning.

the god of fear and hunger acknowledges your suffering

Really feel like I’m going to be off anything meta by the end of this year, based on that Zuck announcement about “free speech”

Just want to play Arco

Trying to beat the first big fight of Arco and googling it to see “yeah you’re just supposed to lose it”

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It’s wild that the local-ish dairy company BJs puts gelatin in their sour cream. Not only instantly makes it not vegetarian but the texture is basically jello

Forgot to take a photo of the luck lemon (It’s a golden potato with chopsticks)

I know it’s winter but damn I hate when it’s cold-cold for a week straight

Nothing more humbling than paying most of your utility bills on the same day

Saw a guy getting out of a cybertruck last night so I did the neighborly thing and honked while I flipped him off

Nobody is laughing here (Bad quality because I noticed late)

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠

Figured out why that was

it's that time

I hope everyone has the 2025 they deserve

This is what having two kittens sleeping on you feels like

Rules for myself in 2025: 🎆 Let go of expectations 🎆 Get my thigh and hand tattooed 🎆 Finish my name change 🎆 Learn MtG! 🎆 Start journaling again 🎆 Be more patient

If we ever get room I’m absolutely getting a treadmill/some weights and never going to a gym again. I know some people love the culture but I would rather not have to drive in the dark to work out