Oh dear #therugby

Petition for an emergency Bank Holiday as soon as the sun reappears ☔️

Tonight, in our church, a horrific crime against lemon drizzle was committed 😱

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

So just your average Tuesday then

Consider this an act of violence by the swimming school

Takes 2 minutes

Anybody seen my dog?

lol at OH having to point out to Slimming World that it’s Thursday not Friday and they are setting up in the church hall a day early

VODKA SEX CRAB 😱

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. MONEY TRAVELS PIZZA sounds good to me.

Has anyone seen the Christmas table runner?

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

Sigh

Excited to wake up tomorrow and find out if Australia are 450-9 or England are 123-8 #thecricket #theashes

Up at bonkers o’clock to go to that London, but got to see the Aurora as compensation

This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social we shall remember then on the greens and in the bar afterwards

Put some music on for the dog and got Whammed in November 😱

There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis. Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.

"But soft! What light through yonder window... BRAKES!"

Oh no, my ball!

The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth

Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬

A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11.

Unmissable job offer here from the weird HR spam bots

As Chair, here is our cross-party joint statement from the Parliamentary Black Caucus, regarding the rising threat of racism and violence from the far-right.👇🏾

We have to differentiate between defending the right of all to disagree and being indifferent to the impact of what is being said - the message from yesterday is not simply free speech is safe but that we need to work harder to counter those who claim division offers anything for our future.

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

Excellent doggy ice cream based punning. The chaos hound approves

Make it a bit thicker and add it to your lemon top 🍦

Couldn’t find any teaspoons so offered child 3 10p for every one he found in his bedroom 😱

Happy #NystagmusAwarenessDay!

What’s the Norwegian for ‘can’t park there, mate’?

In retrospect the MASTERFUL GAMBIT SIR joke was probably the most trenchant piece of political analysis of the last five years

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Apparently that wasn’t enough dinner

Octavia Butler could truly see the future.

🎶Lets talk about specs baby Lets talk about how we see Lets talk about light refraction, lens correction, optometry Lets talk about specs Lets talk about specs - Salt n Pepa, optometrists

White car drivers learn how to turn your fog lights on challenge 🙄

Shout out to the amazing mum in our class chat who has produced a definitive* list of what everyone needs everyday this week 🎅🎄 *at time of writing

I'm falling asleep She's calling a cab He's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Mr Brightside's coming to town.

🎅🏻 🏴‍☠️ 🎤

guys. there was a whole movie about this.

Red sky in the morning, quite nice if you’re not a shepherd

If you see this post a beach pic from your gallery. Saltburn N. Yorkshire