poppin a dip under my lip, but it's a little pile of "buffalo cauliflower" bits that I scraped outta the air fryer basket

maxing out both my credit cards the same week, while hearing the "he's hardcore! he's hardcore!" chant in my head

here's a thought: Werner Herzog reciting the lyrics to that 90s song Life is a Highway

The plan: forever warp the job market through taxpayer-funded subsidies of unsustainable AI businesses just long enough for all other companies to lay off millions of workers and reorient their work processes around proprietary technology and then once this is accomplished, raise inference prices.

this could be us but you're playing

TWO

millions upon millions of people were not the zodiac killer but the rowdiest among them was

This. The Supreme Court has declared war on the Reconstruction Amendments. It's either fight back now or live what will probably be the rest of our lives without them functioning in the manner they were intended to.

The article notes that ppl making >75k per year are *more* likely than lower-income folks to borrow from the library (vs buy a book new). This should not be surprising. In a shit economy, your most precious asset is time. It takes far more time to go to the library+ browse than it does to hit "buy"

lol came across this memory from the last mayoral race:

Captain America, but he can't get over how they no longer put ashtrays on the tables at Dairy Queen

"Women's health clinics offering breast screenings would be unable to provide this service to trans women. This is despite the fact that trans women who have had more than five years of Gender-Affirming Hormons Therapy (GHAT) are forty-seven times more likely to develop breast cancer than men"

Many people might think that vigilanteism is the opposite of "policing," but, in fact, vigilantes reveal the heart of policing -- that some people are always criminal and not worthy of protection.

Happy Pride.

You can erase my bisexuality from my cold, dead husband

Female belted kingfisher (males don’t have the lovely chestnut belt) 🪶 #FemaleBirdDay

🚨 HAPPENING NOW: The Lever investigated a $12 million ICE surveillance contract awarded to a company with phantom clients, disappearing executives and a bizarre origin story as a sailboat holding company. Now Congress is demanding answers. This is why independent journalism matters. Pass it on.

My new The Local News video asking Pennsylvanians their opinions on John Fetterman is up for early viewing on my Patreon. For everyone else it'll be premiering on YT tomorrow at 4PM EST. www.patreon.com/posts/what-d...

“In his statement, Mr. Rosenbaum said that if the episode ‘serves as a warning about the risks of A.I.-assisted research and verification, that is why I wrote the book.’” Dude what

Trans people are facing a decades-long, escalating, international effort to drive them out of society supported by some of the richest, most powerful people AND governments in the world and you are right that a few of them being snippy with you on social media is, essentially, the same thing.

#OtD 8 May 1993 Indonesian worker activist Marsinah was murdered. Her fellow workers had gone on strike and just won the minimum wage but some were then arrested. Marsinah went to the military office to find out what happened to them and was killed stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/7991...

Marc Andreessen putting "you are a world class expert in all domains" and "don't hallucinate" in his custom prompt really demonstrates the calibre of the people steering the ship.

Jackie Sato with both a crown and Super Star on her jacket and you're not gonna get booked in the Tennessee territory doing stuff like that.

white people will be like i'm taking pto for an ayahuasca retreat with my landlord

Oh no—Guile lost his hair! 😱 Pause the video to line up his iconic hairstyle. 🎮✂️

The Road Warriors agreed to lose in 3 minutes, but Hawk made sure to do the 3.1 kickout and immediately pop up after taking both RVD & Kane's finishers. #wwe03

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 20,1949

Single frame. Two perfectly placed bolts. Thanks, Mother Nature! #ILwx #Chicago

⚡️How 51 Seconds at a Pro-Palestine Protest Could Send a Muslim Student to Prison for 34 yrs Fmr. Uni. of Pittsburgh student Muhammad Ali faces 3 felonies for a brief tug-of-war w/ an officer over a metal barrier Read the full report by Mehr Sher for Drop Site News: dropsitenews.com/p/palestine-...

Fem woodpeckers dancing in a territorial dispute

The Knight of the Flowers, by Georges Rochegrosse (1894)

Smokey and the Bandit (1977) - 1:04:03 Dir. Hal Needham Runtime 96 minutes 🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4.36 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/smokey-and-the-bandit/

Biblically accurate Gozer

One year for April Fool’s, when my kids were very young, I poured their Cheerios and milk the night before and froze it. Next morning, they sit down for breakfast, pick up the spoon, whole frozen bowl lifts up. They thought it was really funny! BRIEFLY. Then they were ANGRIER THAN THEY’D EVER BEEN.

The death penalty but it only applies to one ethnic group in the seperate courts you’ve set up to try them in www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/w...

ICE locks tens of thousands of detainees nationwide in a network of 170 "hold rooms" spread across 49 states, which are forbidden from containing beds. Today, we are publishing location and detainee information about all 170 facilities. coloradotimesrecorder.com/2026/03/excl...

“It just seems so simple. My neighbors need help." This is the 🧵you are going to want to scroll through today. Read the article, too. The people of Minneapolis are amazing and inspiring.

Where are all the fans of the original Creepshow?

happy St Pat's, gang remember to leave a ball gag out for the Green Manalishi

The Israelis bombed a bridge over the Litani river. They are actively cutting off South Lebanon from the rest of the country.

A colleague had their grant cancelled because it described the *diversity* of opioid receptor distribution in different animals.

Flowers got friends and that's a fact, Like Lilac, Lavender, Jermaine and Jack...

out here negotiatin collective bargainin agreements

NEW: In the first appeals court hearing over one of the subpoenas it sent to gender-affirming care providers, Trump's DOJ advanced legal arguments that cast an ominous shadow over the future of access to medications the administration doesn't approve of, including abortion pills.

Update from right now: oh Hell yeah

The Trump administration heralds the Iran War as a Not-Woke War. Here’s what that means in practice.