nonbinary people online are permanently trapped in the mid to late 2010s

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Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel https://theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jobs-where-you-steer-ship-with-big-1851177876/

I think one of the easiest takeaways is that Pete Docter is a hack fraud and a bigot lmao

Who could have foreseen that the president who lies about literally everything, no matter how large or small, would lie about his intentions for war? I for one am as shocked as when mommy disappeared behind her hands only to reappear moments later

Someone’s impersonating me on Twitter just fyi. I am not on that site anymore

The Declaration of Independence says that we not only have the right but we also have the duty to alter or abolish any government that does not secure our unalienable rights, including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. www.learnliberty.org/blog/the-dec...

bury me with my computers

I'm terrified of trans dating apps because what if everyone on there says I'm fat and ugly and they get angry at me for giving trans people a bad name and then they dunk me in a toilet and give me a wedgie

if scooter's was a person i would give them sloppy :3🕷♑🚬

gonna tell my kids this was stranger things

This might be a hot take, but if parents are so concerned about what their kids see online, then they should actually do some damn parenting themselves instead of campaigning for governments to make things worse for everyone.

ari aster wants to terrify and tickle you

You can’t agree to meet halfway with a rabid dog

love your friends, let your friends love you

I always feel really bad explaining why I dont want kids to people who have kids... like i support YOU and your kids, but it is just not in the books for me and idk why that makes me feel so guilty to say

born to write think pieces about video games... forced to delete them because i'm shy

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“Born from Pain” Some days, there are no words, only grief, shock & a heaviness that sits in the body. Yesterday’s violence in Minneapolis has left many of us reeling. I’m holding space for that sorrow. This piece was created understanding that pain doesn’t disappear simply because we wish it away.

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Don’t mind me, just going to be listening to music all day and disassociating from this fucked up world.

Since our tax dollars are paying for ICE.. I think we are allowed to record them committing crimes..

i genuinely think the closest we've gotten to a modern day star wars is steven universe and adventure time

When the whole world gets you down there's only one thing that truly warms my heart and that's music. I can honestly say I wouldn't want to live in this world without it, not for even a second. Music is the only religion I need.

i would love to tell my younger self that self doubt goes away with time, practice, healing, and privileged circumstance, but annoyingly it does not. self doubt of my kind can only be combated by its opposing force—communal reassurance.

go to the church and ask god to fug you

pizza is a lot like an Italian open-faced quesadilla

Greg is laying on the heater vent and I’ve never wanted to be that cat more in my life.

This never fails to fool all the dumb ones. It’s worked for centuries now.

Protip: Games that use generative A.I. for its "artwork" is allowed to be pirated because the devs are ok with taking other people's work without compensating them.

Polycule exchange program

My songwriting friend and I have this saying… “Sometimes the song gets there before you do.” What we mean is that often times the writer doesn’t know what a song is really about until long after it is finished. Sometimes only in hindsight do we know what we were trying to say.

Gamers piss me off bc it's either they want yellow paint or they don't want yellow paint and when they DO have yellow paint they complain about how much hand holding the devs did and when they DONT have yellow paint they complain abt how the devs designed things poorly

its crazy just how much overwatch and league of legends visually ruined competitive multiplayer games

I have the same feeling about omegaverse that i do vegan food Is omegaverse bad, or does everyone write it terribly? Is vegan food bad, or does everyone cook it terribly? Many questions

FNaF 2 spoiler-free review: VERY underwhelming. The main problem is its pacing, the first half seeming too slow, and the latter feeling like everything's going way too fast. (+)

Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/

I love how every artist has a different style that's wholly and uniquely them. even if ppl draw in the same general style, there's still just ✨something✨ about it that has the fingerprints of its creator and I think that's part of what makes art so beautiful