first bocce games of the year, first bocce wins of the year

I apologize for writing such a long prompt — I didn’t have time to write a short one

service so bad I’m only tipping 18%

Where is the protest music, they asked. Whoa.

great, great weekend for teams ending in -tors

i gotta apologize to every bad sci fi/video game writer out there. reality is stupider than anything you've ever written

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Dejected rivalry

currently trying to convince myself that men’s curling is all that really matters

what a gut punch

deciding this game with 3 on 3 is completely stupid, and making it 20mins is the stupid icing on the stupid cake

up and at em, it’s hockey o’clockey

ever wonder what a mashup of tetris and snake would like like? wonder no more: TETRASNAKE.COM

there’s a merch popup happening for nirvana the band the show the movie today at noon, and the lineup is already wrapping around the block and up spadina

Buddy, a nuclear winter wouldn’t stop Canadians from playing hockey. We’d just have a very big rink.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Any time I respond to a message with more than 5 sentences I feel the need to add a disclaimer saying “this was 100% off the dome, no LLM’s were involved”

hell of a speech — carney was spittin bars today www.cpac.ca/headline-pol...

there’s something very cyberpunk about eating by yourself at a noodle bar on a rainy night in vancouver

the pitch: it’s giphy, but it has every single tim robinson scene

charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful

When the guy we love the most meets the guy we hate the most, what can they do but shake hands and smile at this crazy world

chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Kirk needs to be a Jay for life

this ump is either too inept to ump little league, or blatantly fixing the game

I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk: - 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi - basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing - each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut

BLUE JAYS!!! VLADDY IS STRONGER THAN THE LEAF JERSEY CURSE!!!

aws outages should be like a snow day for tech workers

I say this with pure hater energy, but is there anything more performative than post-marathon runners meandering through the city all afternoon? Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job

every "life-changing" productivity system is just: - write things down - look at what you wrote - do those things we've reinvented the todo list 47 times

wildly unnecessary loss

not pointing fingers but there were a whoooole lotta people actin wild like this wasn’t a toronto sports team

every time the yankees do something good

a fun thing about the nhl preseason is that nothing good can happen for your team but horrifically bad things can happen to your players

People will obsessively research all the boring pointless nerdy details about whatever a groyper is but when I recommend the complexity of deep space nine they say they dont have time for it

Pa-pa-pa-par-fait, Pa-pa-pa-par-fait, It’s a Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat

wet leg was so good they even made a toronto crowd dance

Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/ I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.

-post/reply -realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion -delete

free coaster hack: upholstery samples

I made a sweet mashup of snake+tetris on Gizmo gizmo.party/p/GIRMAGo7RY...

Instead of Liquid Glass, Apple should have gone with a waterdrop effect Put a small droplet of water on your phone screen to see the difference: instead of warping the background & pulling it in, a waterdrop just bends the image at the edges. It’s less complicated of an effect & better for a11y