Rob Steinberg
@stobreinberg.bsky.social
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Filmmaker, Writer, Hard Times, Hard Drive, Palette Swap, some other stuff
Im against students using AI on their homework because there's few things greater than reading a high schoolers terrible creative writing
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Stop trying to make me learn some new racist 4chan subgroup. I got podcasts with dick jokes to catch up on
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Most people dont realize this but because sunblock keeps your skin from burning it also means that if you put enough on your hands you can touch the stove
6 days ago
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The Truman Show has less seasons than The Simpsons
9 days ago
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Keep thinking about how the concept art for the dad from dinosaurs is just lizard tony soprano
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add a skeleton here at some point
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Going to have my schezwan sauce moment at home depot
about 1 month ago
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One of these days trump is gonna have two assassins after him at once who accidentally shoot each other when he bends over to tie his shoes like its a bit in a pink panther movie
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I refuse to create any memorable cartoon characters because I fear of one day being in a Monkeybone situation
about 2 months ago
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On passover we eat unleavened bread to represent the flatness of the earth
about 2 months ago
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An Austin Powers remake where an Austin Powers impersonator in 1997 gets frozen for 30 years
about 2 months ago
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Pregnancy is NOT where babies come from. The baby is only there because it was hibernating for winter
2 months ago
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My five year old nephew is excited for the new Mario movie but only because Benny Safdie is doing a voice
2 months ago
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Brandon "Tunnel Ignus" Kirkman
2 months ago
They just announced Sexuality 3.0 and that everyone is going to go holeless with the new updates. Someone needs to stop these tech bros already!
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After AI gets stale just like NFTs, the next big buzz every company is going to attach themselves to is magick
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If Paul Atreidies' Twin Children Aren't Being Going To Be Played By The Same Actor Jack & Jill Style Then They Shouldn't Even Bother Making Children Of Dune After This New One
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In honor of my favorite genre of an actor playing twins of themselves finally winning an Oscar, here's a tribute I made awhile back
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3 months ago
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Brendel
3 months ago
Yeah Iβve seen the groundbreaking movie where a leading man plays two different brothers
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Still remains one of the funniest Chicago related posts
3 months ago
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"I dyed the Chicago river pickle colored green, I'M PICKLE RIVER!!!!"
3 months ago
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When playing with a cat using a laser pointer, who else likes to pretend that the laser pointer is the pink beam of light from VALIS and the cat is Phillip K Dick chasing after it to learn more gnostic secrets of reality for Exegesis.
3 months ago
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Hello fellow friend, Im broke but my bank told me I'd get $50 if you to get a mortgage through them and say I recommended it
3 months ago
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They should make it a prequel show where you learn what he was like before he met the family guy family
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3 months ago
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Its time we fitzcarraldo our oil tankers
3 months ago
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When you talk to me during allergy season ill mostly just stare at you like this
3 months ago
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Where do you see yourself in five years?
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3 months ago
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Rambo: First Blood only the reason John Rambo can't function in normal society is because he spent four years going to a conceptual art school
3 months ago
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onion person
3 months ago
getting word iran launching strikes on mr beast land in saudi arabia source tells me mr beast land is stable please god
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Monday was the 25th anniversary of Monkeybone yet we all went around like it was just a normal day
3 months ago
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I think its shameful that Americans get all their anime from Japan. We should be making our own anime here
3 months ago
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The plot of the movie altered states only he's getting deeper and deeper into obscure Mike Patton bands
3 months ago
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Wacky Races only its the Chinese Zodiac animals racing to the Jade Emperor
3 months ago
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Took me a min to realize those are chains and not that Yoda has been up all night doing nitrous oxide
3 months ago
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Spending valentine's day crying alone at the Sonic Cafe not out of sadness but hope the pity will make couples give me the bits of meat that fall off their messy chili dogs
4 months ago
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When I first moved to the city my friend's drug dealer told me how we never returned to the moon because the advanced aliens who lived there said they'd blow up our planet if they ever saw us there again
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4 months ago
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Somewhere, alone on this planet, one obsessive fan is working hard to exaplain how all 800 episodes of the Simpsons can realistically take place without the kids ever getting a year older
4 months ago
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Watching Brothers Solomon on my phone at the bus stop like God intended
5 months ago
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jeb haus
5 months ago
Reporting live from the scene: white smoke is coming from the tower, the conclave has chosen a new Dilbert
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When my coworker makes a bad joke but I had a tweet that trended in 2018
5 months ago
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If I ever get implants please dont use the fat of a serial killer that causes my butt to go on a killing spree while I sleep
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Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery β using dead people's fat
Corporate types are waiting weeks for β and spending big on βΒ alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.
https://www.businessinsider.com/plastic-surgery-fat-from-dead-people-alloclae-corporate-ozempic-2025-12
5 months ago
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Me and the boys
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5 months ago
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Was unaware that for the last 7 years the Governor of Wisconsin was just Joe Pera with one of those "see yourself old" ai filters
5 months ago
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The Star Trek holodeck but all the holograms look like our shitty AI vids
5 months ago
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Pluto TV is amazing because you can watch all the Bond movies and his classy sophisticated casino scenes are constantly interrupted with ads for shitty gambling candy crush looking scam apps
5 months ago
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Gonna drink the water from the 30 year old promotional snowglobe for Fargo wish me luck
5 months ago
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Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits
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5 months ago
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We all know the blue man group, but is there a blue WOMAN group πππ«¦
5 months ago
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"All my favorite cool fictional characters hanging out a table together" is my favorite art genre
5 months ago
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I love going to a Spencer's Gifts. Its like a magical place frozen in the time when epic bacon memes were popular. And yes, ofcourse half the merch has that clown from Terrifier on it
5 months ago
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. No, Virginia, he doesn't skip over the families of Jewish homes because he's full of bigotry. Santa was simply the Angel of Death in his previous job and still follows Passover rules
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